Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[AnOminous]

Shit, the cognitive dissonance is just stunning.

If only I had admin access to this nitwit's router. Tumblr would be so blocked and her bandwidth would go from a firehose to one of those little stirry straws for coffee.

 

[Funnybone]

Well, yeah, in a sane universe.
But the speshul snowflakes insist that its THIS or NOTHING.....!

Attention, this chart is old and out of date, the current version is 3 pages long and includes genasi, tieflings and 12 kinds of paraelemental grues, as well as prestige classes and paragon levels.

This reminds me of that one South Park episode where everyone wanted to be gay and Cartman said "I'm like a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me a quarter bi."
That episode is the tumblr now. With more SLURs.

 

[Sailor Failure]

Well, yeah, in a sane universe.
But the speshul snowflakes insist that its THIS or NOTHING.....!

Attention, this chart is old and out of date, the current version is 3 pages long and includes genasi, tieflings and 12 kinds of paraelemental grues, as well as prestige classes and paragon levels.

And for those who were wondering, here's the previous version:

 

[harvey dirdban]

Well, yeah, in a sane universe.
But the speshul snowflakes insist that its THIS or NOTHING.....!

Attention, this chart is old and out of date, the current version is 3 pages long and includes genasi, tieflings and 12 kinds of paraelemental grues, as well as prestige classes and paragon levels.

So THAT'S what the crop circle guys were trying to tell us.

 

[BrokenEntity]

No, YOU check YOUR privilege, filthy round-eared Mon-Keigh barbarian.

But anyhow, seriously, wtf is half of those things?
Travesti demi-genderfluid polyandrogyne?
Shouldn't it really boil down to:
Question 1) Do you have a vag-hole or do you have a ween?
Question 2) Do you have a Y Chromosome?
If you answered "Yes" to Question 2 and have a ween, congrats, you are male.
If you answered "No" to Question 2 and have a vag-hole, congrats, you are female.
No backsies. What you "feel" about it DOES NOT MATTER.
If this is all about "accepting your 'true' self", then THAT is where you start.

1) Duh, you filthy normie, we have half of BOTH.
2) Uhm, we have Z chromosomes.

Jeesus, get more educated you damned normie scum.
We're more important than normal human beings.

GUH, I feel triggered.

Now I'm gonna eat whole boxes of saltine crackers until I feel less oppressed.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Shit, the cognitive dissonance is just stunning.

"Fuck" is not a slur. It's the most versatile word in the English language. Fuck you, you fucking illiterate fucker, and go fucking fuck yourself.

See that? It's a verb, noun, adjective and adverb! Amazing!

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

"Fuck" is not a slur. It's the most versatile word in the English language. Fuck you, you fucking illiterate fucker, and go fucking fuck yourself.

See that? It's a verb, noun, adjective and adverb! Amazing!

I think she means faggot. Because without youtube, young boys are certainly never gonna go through that middle school phase of calling everything and everyone "faggy".
What a fag.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I think she means faggot. Because without youtube, young boys are certainly never gonna go through that middle school phase of calling everything and everyone "faggy".
What a fag.

People still use faggot unironically? That's really faggy.

 

[LordGoomy]

Spoiler: some caps

What's up, I haven't been home the last 2 days.

And one I don't think I saw posted, from a while ago...

Don't know where she's talking about but, good for her I guess.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

What did Kayla come out to her parents as? A pedophile?

 

[cloudyys]

Well, yeah, in a sane universe.
But the speshul snowflakes insist that its THIS or NOTHING.....!

Attention, this chart is old and out of date, the current version is 3 pages long and includes genasi, tieflings and 12 kinds of paraelemental grues, as well as prestige classes and paragon levels.

Here's the improved version.

 

[lolwut]

What did Kayla come out to her parents as? A pedophile?

A lunatic.

 

[Erica]

Didn't she say after her first meltdown that her parents were fine with her made up gender?

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Didn't she say after her first meltdown that her parents were fine with her made up gender?

Her mom, anyway. Judging from some of Kayla's comments, I get the impression Dad Waller doesn't know about 3/4 of this stuff.

 

[bloodcoffee]

Her mom, anyway. Judging from some of Kayla's comments, I get the impression Dad Waller doesn't know about 3/4 of this stuff.

In all honesty, she talked about her mum so much at one point that I thought Kayla had been raised by a single mother.

As an aside, all this crap (and more) is the reason that my nephew, when he's a bit older, isn't going on Tumblr.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Pure, concentrated Tumblr drama rundown for anyone curious under the spoiler.

Basically if you're wondering what Kayla is vaguely referring to right now, her girlfriend (l0velive/Erik?) got tangled up in drama with a 15 year old. The kid asked Erik (19 years old) to unfollow because of being too old or something, and so Erik then began cutting herself over it, then the kid began cutting herself, now it's a pissing contest over who is the ONE TRUE CUTTER. I'm not gonna be tracking this drama because it's stupid, but here's the primer.

Spoiler: Cutting Wars: Two Enter, One Leaves

Kayla's useless blogging on the matter:

Maybe you guys should just stop talking to kids (and listening to them fuck on Skype )

CAST
l0velive = Erik, Kayla's qqqqppppp/girlfriend - the one going with her to San Japan.
biggerblood = the kid who told l0velive to unfollow - the first to fire a shot in the cutting wars
whimperrs = biggerblood's girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever I don't know anymore what is anybody

If you skip this post you aren't missing much, but I enjoy when Tumblr turns on itself like a huge, cross dressing, autistic ourboros. I probably won't bother capping any more of it unless Kayla dives in, but there are more capable cappers than I (@LordGoomy )


Edit: since they're all DFE, have this tedious, ugly cap of the non-issue that started it all

Spoiler: Tumblr Slapfight

The usernames were cut off, but it's all Kayla's girlfriend and the biggerblood kid

I figure Kayla is tangentially connected and also being boring, so why not dump this shit here

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

I just finished reading this entire thread and now I think my brain is broken. And I seem to be using "guvking" as a swearing replacement IRL. I miss my swearing.

She's always clogging up the Tumblr "callout" tag with nonsense posts. Of course, there was that one time she threatened to make one, but the rest of the posts were just her (big surprise) whining.
One good thing about that though is that I'm pretty sure that's how I found the farms.

 

[Dalish]

'might let someone else front'



aka im going to ignore everything that's happening and be blameless anyways

 

[lolwut]

Pure, concentrated Tumblr drama rundown for anyone curious under the spoiler.

Basically if you're wondering what Kayla is vaguely referring to right now, her girlfriend (l0velive/Erik?) got tangled up in drama with a 15 year old. The kid asked Erik (19 years old) to unfollow because of being too old or something, and so Erik then began cutting herself over it, then the kid began cutting herself, now it's a pissing contest over who is the ONE TRUE CUTTER. I'm not gonna be tracking this drama because it's stupid, but here's the primer.

Spoiler: Cutting Wars: Two Enter, One Leaves

Kayla's useless blogging on the matter:

Maybe you guys should just stop talking to kids (and listening to them fuck on Skype )

CAST
l0velive = Erik, Kayla's qqqqppppp/girlfriend - the one going with her to San Japan.
biggerblood = the kid who told l0velive to unfollow - the first to fire a shot in the cutting wars
whimperrs = biggerblood's girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever I don't know anymore what is anybody

If you skip this post you aren't missing much, but I enjoy when Tumblr turns on itself like a huge, cross dressing, autistic ourboros. I probably won't bother capping any more of it unless Kayla dives in, but there are more capable cappers than I (@LordGoomy )


Edit: since they're all DFE, have this tedious, ugly cap of the non-issue that started it all

Spoiler: Tumblr Slapfight

The usernames were cut off, but it's all Kayla's girlfriend and the biggerblood kid

I figure Kayla is tangentially connected and also being boring, so why not dump this shit here

Those caps may well have been the single dumbest thing I've ever read, more so than anything OPL has ever written...Is it too late for both their parents to abort a fetus when it's a teenager?

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Those caps may well have been the single dumbest thing I've ever read, more so than anything OPL has ever written...Is it too late for both their parents to abort a fetus when it's a teenager?

Kayla's lying low today, so anyone who is thirsty can watch this all continue to unfold on l0velive's blog. I'm willing to bet money Kayla will be making self-righteous posts later about why it's ok for her and her girlfriend to talk shit, since kids did it first. Kayla's array of underaged friends is very telling of her mental health, and not in a deeply tragic way. More like in a willfully immature way.

They are now making fun of each other for being kin, which is just...it's just so great.