Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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I know this may have been said so many times, but I'll say it anyway.

I don't even think a horse would want to do Kayla.

I also don't think a fat fetishist would want to do Kayla.

If Dr. Seuss were here, he'd come up with a clever rhyme for it.

"They would not could not in the ass, they would not could not do this lass.

They would not fuck her Sam I Am, they would not do that fatass ham."
 
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I think even poly people would cringe
 
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Gengar said:
Wait, that's 7 COUNTING HEADMATES???????

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Holy fuck, I am literally baffled by how insane this is.
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I'd been trying to think of a follow-up ask, but I'm completely dumbfounded.
sugoi-chan said:
So how does she have sex with her own headmate? Masturbation?
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Naw, she's asexual, remember?


That will never cease to baffle me.
 
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Erica said:
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Kayla has discovered how she will never have to buck up and deal with a break up ever.

Which shouldn't be as a problem because as we've seen, she is extremely happy with how she is being treated by her partners.
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Without wishing to seem judgmental of the idea as a whole, the issue seems endemic to a certain kind of polyamory. As I understand it, polyamory is meant to allow a couple to pursue multiple fulfilling relationships while still cherishing their own. It may just be my age group, but I notice a lot of people in their early to mid 2o's exploring it as a means to fill gaps in a currently dysfunctional relationship.
 
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Without wishing to seem judgmental of the idea as a whole, the issue seems endemic to a certain kind of polyamory. As I understand it, polyamory is meant to allow a couple to pursue multiple fulfilling relationships while still cherishing their own. It may just be my age group, but I notice a lot of people in their early to mid 2o's exploring it as a means to fill gaps in a currently dysfunctional relationship.
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Well if you're judgmental, so am I.
I'm in the early to mid 20s group as well, and every poly relationship I've seen in that age group is exactly that-- just filling gaps in a bunch of shitty relationships.
That's what's so funny about a good deal of tumblr-ish millennials-- they love slapping labels on their shitty situations to justify their dissatisfaction.

You're uncomfortable being a female/male sometimes in certain situations (i.e. wearing certain clothes, a gross person looked at you in a funny way)? Oh ok you must be trans then, regardless if you don't experience dysphoria.

You get pissed off sometimes and you can't stop dwelling about how pissed off you are? Oh ok you have *insert mental disorder here*. Fuck trained medical professionals, you know the science behind how the human brain functions better than they do!

You've had a bunch of weak relationships? Hey! You're just poly, you can date as many people as you want, you'll feel better eventually... right??

Someone once told me that they were so relieved to discover they were poly because they didn't need to find a 'great' partner, and just could appreciate the 'good' qualities of multiple partners, instead of having just one 'great' one. Now... I may not be poly, but I do happen to be friends with a couple (in their 30s) and they seem to think every single partner of theirs is fucking amazing, so I can GUESS that that is a pretty terrible way of thinking how polyamory works.
 
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Tiny post to tide us over until her next freak out:

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Kayla, goading someone else's anon haters. It's like a cycle: tumblrina gets attacked, followers demand anons attack them instead, anons obey, cycle begins anew. That might explain why she got hit so hard yesterday (but maybe not - from the asks her friend was getting im pretty sure they were self-sent. Not posting them directly since the friend is 17)
 
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Erica said:
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Kayla has discovered how she will never have to buck up and deal with a break up ever.
Which shouldn't be as a problem because as we've seen, she is extremely happy with how she is being treated by her partners.
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Funnybone said:
Well if you're judgmental, so am I.
I'm in the early to mid 20s group as well, and every poly relationship I've seen in that age group is exactly that-- just filling gaps in a bunch of shitty relationships.
That's what's so funny about a good deal of tumblr-ish millennials-- they love slapping labels on their shitty situations to justify their dissatisfaction.

You're uncomfortable being a female/male sometimes in certain situations (i.e. wearing certain clothes, a gross person looked at you in a funny way)? Oh ok you must be trans then, regardless if you don't experience dysphoria.

You get pissed off sometimes and you can't stop dwelling about how pissed off you are? Oh ok you have *insert mental disorder here*. Fuck trained medical professionals, you know the science behind how the human brain functions better than they do!

You've had a bunch of weak relationships? Hey! You're just poly, you can date as many people as you want, you'll feel better eventually... right??

Someone once told me that they were so relieved to discover they were poly because they didn't need to find a 'great' partner, and just could appreciate the 'good' qualities of multiple partners, instead of having just one 'great' one. Now... I may not be poly, but I do happen to be friends with a couple (in their 30s) and they seem to think every single partner of theirs is fucking amazing, so I can GUESS that that is a pretty terrible way of thinking how polyamory works.
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harvey dirdban said:
So wait. Confessing to having a crush on someone = that person is now your partner, no backsies. Things sure have changed since I was 19.
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Her whole format is weird. I'd argue, even as a rabid defender of LDRs, that her "relationships" don't count as romantic partnerships. She's just madly collecting people from anywhere and everywhere to make up for her lack of real world friends. While I wouldn't say it's an uncommon thing for lonely people to do, her way of doing it seems way more grossly exaggerated than the norm.
 
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Golly said:
Her whole format is weird. I'd argue, even as a rabid defender of LDRs, that her "relationships" don't count as romantic partnerships. She's just madly collecting people from anywhere and everywhere to make up for her lack of real world friends. While I wouldn't say it's an uncommon thing for lonely people to do, her way of doing it seems way more grossly exaggerated than the norm.
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It honestly seems like, in Tumblr's way, they've taken the concept of a "close friend" and just call them romantic partners now. I met my husband online and we spent a couple of years in an LDR until finally being able to be together and it was hard. Very, very hard. She has this laissez-faire attitude about the whole thing that it seems like she has no standards and that anyone who shows her the slightest bit of trust becomes a partner. This is what normal people would call a "friend".
 
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Golly said:
Her whole format is weird. I'd argue, even as a rabid defender of LDRs, that her "relationships" don't count as romantic partnerships. She's just madly collecting people from anywhere and everywhere to make up for her lack of real world friends. While I wouldn't say it's an uncommon thing for lonely people to do, her way of doing it seems way more grossly exaggerated than the norm.
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I think you're on to something. They're all special categories but not actually girlfriends; they have titles like 'qpp' that roughly translates to 'a friend'. The benefit she gets from claiming they are all her girlfriends is she is able to hysterically demand attention because she is suddenly entitled to it as a romantic partner (see: her vent blog avpdchloe) and breaking off with her is much, much harder.

I have no comments about dating her own and other people's imaginary friends, that's just really feeble.
 
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I'm not even going to screencap the whole post because it's boring and sucks, but...

"So yeah I know it’s classist and racist to be against self dx, especially since medical care is extremely inaccessible to the poor and to people of color."

shut the fuck up
 
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Gengar said:
I'm not even going to screencap the whole post because it's boring and sucks, but...

"So yeah I know it’s classist and racist to be against self dx, especially since medical care is extremely inaccessible to the poor and to people of color."

shut the fuck up
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Not every person of color lives in the ghetto on welfare. Stop being racist Kayla.
Also medical care is easy to get if you're broke in the states now in days.
 
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