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Sorry, she meant shart-out. You just didn’t hear it happen.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Okay so. How. . . does Chantal think she's going to find lingerie that fits her? I'm not talking the fact that she's eaten her way out of even deathfat stores like Torrid since i'm sure there is some lingerie depot that caters to the extra voluptuous deathfatty market. I mean that she's shaped like a very short and obese man. Male pattern central obesity, a waist larger than her hips, no ass, an enormous noggin, and titties that look more like gynecomastia than anything a natal female typically grows - they're not even a tubular deformity or bell-shaped door knockers. They're the kind of moobs we see on some grandpa from the tranny trainwrecks thread.
(stole this from an old post, I think it's like 100 lbs ago but her proportions have only gotten weirder)
Contrast this with the usual sizing for bras, where as band size increases so does cup size (even if the stated cup size remains the same). So she's either going to have to miraculously find a 66" band with an AA cup or she's going to stuff herself into a bra with a ridiculously undersized band like the sports bra... thing... that she had on the other day that everyone was sure she had to cut the band to force on for an insta shot. Which people guessed was a 48 B based on their sizing chart and her tits still didn't fill it. And then the fact that her waist is so fucking enormous in comparison that there's no way a matched set will ever fit, given that even normal-sized women have to mix and match bathing suit components regularly.
I guess if she was willing to dig into her Little Caesar's budget a little she could get something custom made that would somewhat give her female-ish breasts with some serious padding and support and hide the massive man-gut with some kind of tent-like enclosure. But that would require her giving honest measurements instead of "i'm totally a 40DD!" which will never, ever happen.
Okay I'm going to go stick my head in a non-Dutch oven for a few hours to atone for the amount of thought I've put into this.
(stole this from an old post, I think it's like 100 lbs ago but her proportions have only gotten weirder)
Contrast this with the usual sizing for bras, where as band size increases so does cup size (even if the stated cup size remains the same). So she's either going to have to miraculously find a 66" band with an AA cup or she's going to stuff herself into a bra with a ridiculously undersized band like the sports bra... thing... that she had on the other day that everyone was sure she had to cut the band to force on for an insta shot. Which people guessed was a 48 B based on their sizing chart and her tits still didn't fill it. And then the fact that her waist is so fucking enormous in comparison that there's no way a matched set will ever fit, given that even normal-sized women have to mix and match bathing suit components regularly.
I guess if she was willing to dig into her Little Caesar's budget a little she could get something custom made that would somewhat give her female-ish breasts with some serious padding and support and hide the massive man-gut with some kind of tent-like enclosure. But that would require her giving honest measurements instead of "i'm totally a 40DD!" which will never, ever happen.
Okay I'm going to go stick my head in a non-Dutch oven for a few hours to atone for the amount of thought I've put into this.
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No idea where she would get sexy lingerie in her size. She may as well get something in a fishnet style, because anything else is going to be stretched to it's limits so much that the gap between threads will be easily visible.
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Guys, Chantal is a self-employed person., stop expecting stuff.
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I would almost guarantee she got this Only Fans lingerie modeling idea from Loey Lane, a deathfat influencer. The only difference is that, while Loey is enormous, she has a fairly attractive face, is well groomed, and one could see how the chubby chaser crowd would find her appealing. Chantal is shaped like a bowling ball, has appalling hygiene, and only attracts bottom-barrel degenerates.
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I think the most amusing thing about the last video is the fact she got a mass produced death fatty Bowie t-shirt and now she is an expert on all things Bowie, including his alter ego or whatever. You can’t get much more basic bitch than that.
As far as only fans... like said above she is only gonna attract degens, and they aren’t paying to see it.
As far as only fans... like said above she is only gonna attract degens, and they aren’t paying to see it.
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Oh have you not seen her fat buddy Prissy P in lingerie ? Let me enlighten you ...and horrify. Prissy P
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This latest staring into the camera while she's eating seems to be new as of the last month or so. I think it's a creepy feeder thing. Or she's read about trying to hypnotize people and is attempting that. It's seriously gross.
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okay y'all.. i'm drunk, dead inside, and curious as to your thoughts on this. if god truly is dead and chantal starts a lingerie onlyfans that will inevitably be leaked in this thread, do you think that..
a.) she'll immediately incorporate food into it in some fetishy way (possibly just for higher membership levels) to appease the feeders, but "only" because it's part of her namesake
b.) she'll start off with tragic but "normal" attempts to be sexy, then sprinkle in some feeder shit to test the waters
c.) she isn't actually looking into doing this at all, but she wants input from her audience while safeguarding herself from negativity by saying "oh well people might share it so i'm hesitant"
d.) something else, let me know!
a.) she'll immediately incorporate food into it in some fetishy way (possibly just for higher membership levels) to appease the feeders, but "only" because it's part of her namesake
b.) she'll start off with tragic but "normal" attempts to be sexy, then sprinkle in some feeder shit to test the waters
c.) she isn't actually looking into doing this at all, but she wants input from her audience while safeguarding herself from negativity by saying "oh well people might share it so i'm hesitant"
d.) something else, let me know!
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C. Definitely C.
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Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
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I guess she's taking a page out of Hungry Fat Chicks journal, huh?
Bring on the OnlyFans torture, Chantal! Can't wait for those out of breath, glistening with sweat lingerie try on hauls. Filmed by Peetz, of course!
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Ohhhh noooooo, suddenly very sick must cancel party oh noooooo, who could have foreseen such a tragedy
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No way Chantal does an OnlyFans.
But...won’t be placing any bets.
But...won’t be placing any bets.
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Somehow I doubt she has covid. However, if she does, then boy for once the universe worked as intended. She should have gotten it months ago, but better late than never. Oh, Clotso? Covid can be fatal in people who are obese, who have respiratory problems, or who have heart problem. That's fatal, with an "f".
However, more likely, she is just being an overdramatic idiot again. She has been overdue for one of her "emergencies" anyway. Maybe Peetz begged out of her party?
However, more likely, she is just being an overdramatic idiot again. She has been overdue for one of her "emergencies" anyway. Maybe Peetz begged out of her party?
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I guess I am a certifiable bitch because I can't summon up an ounce of sympathy. She mentioned feeling unwell several days ago & intimated she might consider eating better - healing type foods or something of the sort; think she mentioned soup.
Instead she did at least one of her patented rant/drives & continued to shovel down foods that sure weren't going to help.
Does she have CoVD? Who knows but she'll be at last several days finding out as the province is still swamped with tests that need processing. Last I read, results were taking up to a week.
In the meantime, she has to QUARANTINE. That means no going out - period. If she doesn't have OTC medication that might help with symptoms - tough because Peetz is also quarantined until they get an "all clear" from Public Health.
Last week she was with her family & Peetz's Mom & Lord knows how many other people at drive throughs or delivery drivers. While she's at home tonight, she'd better start working on her contact list. At least 1/3 of recent Ottawa area cases can't be traced.
She may just have a head cold - rhinovirus is going around the Ottawa area or her tonsils may have infected. But even something that minor, considering her precarious state of health, is not to be messed with right now.
Instead she did at least one of her patented rant/drives & continued to shovel down foods that sure weren't going to help.
Does she have CoVD? Who knows but she'll be at last several days finding out as the province is still swamped with tests that need processing. Last I read, results were taking up to a week.
In the meantime, she has to QUARANTINE. That means no going out - period. If she doesn't have OTC medication that might help with symptoms - tough because Peetz is also quarantined until they get an "all clear" from Public Health.
Last week she was with her family & Peetz's Mom & Lord knows how many other people at drive throughs or delivery drivers. While she's at home tonight, she'd better start working on her contact list. At least 1/3 of recent Ottawa area cases can't be traced.
She may just have a head cold - rhinovirus is going around the Ottawa area or her tonsils may have infected. But even something that minor, considering her precarious state of health, is not to be messed with right now.
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hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh please for the love of Yahoowa, let her have gotten coof'd. I need this more than I have ever needed anything in my life.
If this happens, I will laugh hard enough to cough up my own lungs. It really couldn't have happened to a nicer person.