TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Ita Mori]

literal beggars can't be choosers.

Her prime minister built his campaign on enabling this.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Her prime minister built his campaign on enabling this.

Justin is a piece of shit, the same as his father was but at least his dad shagged Bianca Jagger in her prime days.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Zero interaction on all of their tweets
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Warthog stares at her youtube playlist. It's once again the ultima series by Spoony. How many hours has she rewatched this? She lost count, but knows it was over 100 times or more.

Breathing heavy and slowly shoving an index finger into her anus, she tries to drown out the noise of people outside her room. "Ughh - HUghn- " She wheezes as she slowly closes her eyes and begins to insert her whole wrist in wishing it was the pallid, clammy and loud Noah telling her once again about the Avatars journey and how happy being inside her makes him.

Suddenly, a wave of sickness comes to her as she remembers it was Taco Tuesday and once again that wasn't sweat she was feeling, but another bodily function went haywire. In depression, she gets up and draws a bath while trying to think of a tweet that could explain why she still donates to Noah on Patreon but still needs a couple of bucks to get more frozen TV dinners.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"Waah, I want some rando to do physical labor for free but why does he have to be so LOUD!! about it!!"
Then move the shit yourself, bitch, literal beggars can't be choosers.

Just like Spoony, she doesn't see herself as a beggar and so doesn't understand she can't choose.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Another sunday, another reminiscence. This time it's Spoony's review of Highlander: Last of the MacLeod's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upCCGqSUPaI

Aside from Ultima, Noah had a deep passion for Highlander. It's easy to assert it, but judging by the frequency of references in his other videos and the amount of themed videos he did on the franchise, we can safely assume he just put it to rest while the going was good. That review in particular was on a console that drove everybody mad, it's practically cannon fodder for such a smartarse knowitall geek like him. If you remember how much he harped on the first 30 seconds of the FF-XIII intro, you know how Spoonerooni can drive circles on one's lawn about any autistic detail - He went on a 2 minute tirade because of the prisoner's robes for pete's sake.

Back to the topic at hand, what I'm getting at is that since he's good at riffing, he should get more out of things that aren't universally available and fanbase-fucked. Filling the gaps in review topics and such. People may disagree since we're hardwired to bitch about easy targets like FF and the viewer rate debunks my assumption, but think of it in terms of novelty; What zit-faced lisping weeaboo doesn't hate FFXIII while secretly jerking off to it? His Shooter and RPG reviews are one thing, but mid-level nerd stuff like Highlander might've drawn in more feedback happy viewers, especially on a console like the Jaguar. He's had pretty good jokes in that review, and people who don't know the Highlander series can still enjoy it since it's well balanced in information and comedy. Even the Insano bit in it was great, gotta show that much honesty in spite of the overwhelming disdain I have for the guy.

Edit: Please consider the second paragraph written in Past Perfect tense, that era is closed up and long gone.

 

[Felis Meanis]

I think there's a scene in the book "Grunts" where the orc protagonists force an old man to give up his walking stick and crawl under the assumption that an old man in robes with a staff MUST be a wizard with a magic stick.

You would not part an old man from his walking stick?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Spotted on Reddit. Whatever it is, it's all April and Trump's fault

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Now we take a short break from Warthog coverage to report Noah has reawakened after 5 days of hibernation.
What jostled him from his slumber?
The shitty new Terminator movie, which Spoony says he actually liked, further indicating his tastes have deteriorated into pure shit and pounding another nail into his coffin.
Plus a cow-crossover with Bob "Unemployable Working Man" Chipman.

Bla bla bla, who wants to bet these two lolcows are being financially supported by the same group of virginal neckbearded fringe-left gacha game addicts.

 

[Water Resistance]

>it's really good
This man is an absolute contrarian, haven't you figured this out already?

 

[White Devil]

Thinking Terminator : Dark Fate was a good movie is a decent litmus test for being broke brained.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

"Starving" retard paid the money to get her necklace. The only replies are from the company since she tagged them, and someone from the #sicknotweak Twitter account.

 

[White Devil]

"Starving" retard paid the money to get her necklace. The only replies are from the company since she tagged them, and someone from the #sicknotweak Twitter account.
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A fighter. A warrior. Who fights to get off the toilet seat because that counts as a power squat for her.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Instead of spending money on necklaces, Warthog should pay to get that thing off her face. I had a cyst on my face once, and all it took to get it off was a simple outpatient procedure with novocain. It may not fix her life, but it would give her detractors one less thing to rag on her about.

 

[The tired cat]

So, I was re-watching some of Spoony's old RPG videos and I'm kinda surprised that when he did his Free-RPG day video, he mentioned Paranoia and how people played it wrong. But, he never made that video where he was gonna explain it, and this was before he had his mental well..meltdown if we wanna call it, this was around 2014 if I'm not mistaken. Also, I was surprised he didn't have any Call of Cthulhu stories, since he claimed to have played that game as well.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So, I was re-watching some of Spoony's old RPG videos and I'm kinda surprised that when he did his Free-RPG day video, he mentioned Paranoia and how people played it wrong. But, he never made that video where he was gonna explain it, and this was before he had his mental well..meltdown if we wanna call it, this was around 2014 if I'm not mistaken. Also, I was surprised he didn't have any Call of Cthulhu stories, since he claimed to have played that game as well.

Going to take a wild guess and say that when Noah played Cthulu he thought he was smarter than everyone else.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Going to take a wild guess and say that when Noah played Cthulu he thought he was smarter than everyone else.

"I throw my crushed up glass at the cult leader whom I identified because of his stupid dumb wizard robes."

"The eldritch energy surrounding him boils you into a puddle and you are now dead. Sorry Noah."

"Which sets off the magic-activated Yithian nuclear bomb I was carrying on me the whole time and we win. Should've checked my character sheet."

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Instead of spending money on necklaces, Warthog should pay to get that thing off her face. I had a cyst on my face once, and all it took to get it off was a simple outpatient procedure with novocain. It may not fix her life, but it would give her detractors one less thing to rag on her about.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

I hold a special kind of hate for people like her. Depression, bipolar disorder, OCD, and etc are real and tough to deal with. People who accept responsibility for their mental illness deserve a certain level of empathy and understanding, but people like her are why movements like Make it OK and "#sicknotweak" are kinda bullshit. So many depressed speds interpret messages like that as a license to act like a shithead and blame it all on their issues, sidestepping any semblance of personal responsibility. Then there's the implied message that if you don't tolerate them acting like a tard, then you just don't understand their PLIGHTS. It's not their fault that they spend all their malt-o-meal money on shitty jewelry! They NEED that transient dopamine hit to cope with their depression!

In idealismland, telling someone that you struggle with depression would be treated the same way as telling someone that you have high blood pressure. But we don't live in that world, and it's always a humongous red flag when someone is super up-front with their mental issues. It tells me that they're gonna act like a lunatic at some point, then blame me for not tolerating it and telling them that it's OK.

 

[Hybrid Icing]

A real fighter. Fighting hunger after spending all her money on tard bling

 

[JohnMc]

Justin is a piece of shit, the same as his father

Pierre Trudeau or Fidel Castro?

"Starving" retard paid the money to get her necklace. The only replies are from the company since she tagged them, and someone from the #sicknotweak Twitter account.
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That's not a Woman. That's a Dude with a receding hairline.