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@waffle Ok I talked to a dude who knows a guy and he's only been on 9 or 10 years for diabetes.
Just diabetes by itself isn't enough. It has to have specific effects. I'd be surprised if someone capable of sperging out nonstop at railway stations is really disabled.
THE TRAIN'S RAILINGS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE!@Lady Houligan You're probably on to something with all that and that makes a ton of sense. The guy who got me into Shaner watching has told me about a few slightly off dudes who used to watch him work on steam trains. Your story sounds similar to what he saw sometimes.
So I came up with a new theory that should cement Shaner firmly as a cow and I got the idea from the mention of Sonic. So let me present to you:
Conrail Is Leonard Shaner's Sonic The Hedgehog
So Len is a big Conrail fan. His email address is Conrail6370@yahoo.com and his Youtube account is Conrail6370.
So I looked it up and here's a photo of a Conrail train.
And here's a picture of our favorite vidya game character.![]()
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What is there really to say about this? Both are blue, both gotta go fast, and both are idolized by a manchild. I'm not saying there's a connection but.... No, never mind, if this isn't a connection I don't know what is.
THE TRAIN'S RAILINGS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE!
We can only hope.Will Len go mace a train employee now?
So what did he do to get banned in the first place? Try to fuck a train?
And why don't these guys just take down all his photos? (Although come to think of it if he's like most lolcows that probably wouldn't stop him complaining, he'd just whine that it had happened at all/that the new pics aren't as good)
Don't signal anybody!Will Len go mace a train employee now?THE TRAIN'S RAILINGS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE!
People keep mentioning something about a quarry in regards to Len. Does anyone have more information about that? I'm quite curious.
I was curious about this too and since it's mind numbingly boring for me to dig through years worth of online train sperging I called my friend up again to see if he knew anything. So here's what he said happened.
The Leonard Shaner Quarry Fiasco
Back in the 90's a huge quarry in Pennsylvania flooded. I think he said it was something like Dyer's or Dire's quarry. It flooded really fast supposedly only taking a day or two. They couldn't get their equipment out including a steam train they were using supposedly. The End.
Or is it? Now it's 2005 and wouldn't you know it someone claims to have seen the roof of a train cab above the water. Who do you suppose it was who saw it but the train worlds resident shit disturber Len Shaner Jr. He starts telling everyone about this because he's an attention whore who, like most cows, wants to be important and respected. Everyone get's excited about this because supposedly this train is quite rare, there's valuable history involved, etc. etc.
Shaner, being himself, starts pretending he knows government officials and then in his infinite stupidity starts making alt accounts of these officials so that he can hold conversations with them. Of course all of these officials are complete fabrications and don't exist. However, everyone's super excited and don't even think to question that Len might be making all of this up.
Things start getting way out of hand. Large amounts of money start to come in as word of the possibility of recovering this train from the bottom of a quarry pond reaches a head. Len, using his fake Park and Recreation Official's accounts, convinces some train group to invest a crap load of money into specialized diving equipment so some diver who was also into trains could go down and see if it was there and if they could get this thing out. Of course diving in this quarry lake would be unreal dangerous because the reason it flooded so fast was because an underwater aquaphor (where you drinking water comes from) had broken through. Basically, if the diver got sucked into that you're never getting him out.
So things are gearing up, people are getting excited for trains, and Shaner's feeling like the big man on campus because his lies are actually working. Then they stop working because all this attention get's around to the Federal Government. Real National Park officials start showing up and start asking who OK'd this project. Everyone refers them to Len Shaner's park official profiles and it's easily discovered by the real officials that all these guys don't exist and are actually Len.
The entire project comes to a screeching halt because of this, obviously, because no one actually had permission to check out this quarry and diving isn't allowed because of how stupidly dangerous it would be. People get real mad at Len, Len nearly gets federal charges, and Len gets banned from numerous rail related things.
I'm sure there's a thread buried in some train forum about this. Again this is just what my train buddy told me.![]()
Yep and that pretty much what I said when I got told this too. Dude's a cow just waiting to be milked. lol
Holy shitballs. No wonder everyone hates him.