I just heard of him doing Machine For Pigs which is the shitty one that is less about scares and more story driven. Perfect for him to waste time on.
Phil always makes a big deal out of not being scared because he thinks it makes a big deal out of not being scared in horror games. So any playthrough you see will be him ruining the atmosphere to protect his ego, or going full clownmode for the kid's allowance.
"final consecutive stream of the week"
After begging tonight, he said, "It'd be nice to hit the tips goal. We wore the platinum vest earlier so any other vest is eligible."
He'll openly talk about liquid shit, rectums, eating feces, nasty farts and sharts.
Phil's parents would bail him out.
Well, the children will still be entertained and that's all that matters.
Time for Phil to generate more salt by being beaten at a kids game. But remember, he is NOT a children's entertainer. He is a mature adult, one with a high IQ, in fact. Maybe if the paypigs keep it up tonight, he'll break out the gunnar glasses on top of the vest and play dress up. Gotta pay for
It’s honestly so sad to see. Like everyone in the situation are massive losers. This man is nearly 40 in another state and his parents still buy him things on a semi regular basis, and Phil’s just as pathetic for accepting this shit.
Com’on man you mean to tell me you don’t call Friday your “final consecutive workday of the week”?
Id pay a Kings ransom to know what goes through kats mind when she’s loading his shit stained underwear into the washer
I can't help but wonder what Phil would be crying and acting like a huge victim over if it wasn't for this though.
Phil with the oddly shaped head is an example of when you don't beat your kid. Please for the greater future, whoop your child's ass every now and then.
This part also just cracks me up. Phil is paying for Pet Health Insurance for Jasper every month.
What's next? Do I expect Phil to open some kind of savings account for all these unexpected yet routine "y'know, STUFF!!!" that keeps disrupting his finances, like some kind of Rainy Day Fund or something?
This part also just cracks me up. Phil is paying for Pet Health Insurance for Jasper every month.
It sounds more like a savings account except they keep some of the money you put in it if you ever need it so they can pay themselves for providing this service to you.
Like, just open a fucking savings account yourself, call it your Cat Surgery Emergency Account, and cut out the middle man.
I know I'm being
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Respahnsible adults have insurance, get over it.
Why open a Rainy Day Fund now that it won't be needed? I mean, November is just around the corner and it's gonna rain a whole lot during the entire month. What's the point in saving money for a rainy day when every other day is gonna be a rainy day so he'll have to spend his money on Stuff?
Wait till his parents are dead and Phil expects a hefty inheritance only to realize that it's all gone. The last will would probably Sound like this "Dear Phillip, we would have given you everything but you already took everything" and Phil goes "Bugged inheritance mechanics!" *snort* "My stoopid parents couldn't handle their Money!"
Just thought about something. Did Phil move somewhere that rains more than the average American city so he can tap into his rainy day fund more often?
