I have an aunt who was born in 1934. Her father was a dark Italian and her mother was a white as paste Pole whose parents were immigrants. My aunt was dark with black hair and raised by her Polish grandparents. She told me that she was called nigger and kids at school told her she wasn't welcome in this neighborhood. Despite being Polish culturally and speaking the language she was physically a dark Italian. The high school she went to is ironically just about all black now.
When people talk about the story of racism in America they conveniently forget or push aside that fact that some people were just not seen as white enough even though technically they were white. They like to forget how certain ethnicities were treated just because they had an accent or a certain last name. There's a pretty intricate layering to hate that isn't just about black and white. It's unfortunate that identity politics just likes to make it sound so much more basic and simple for the sake of BLM.
And colorism is actually a huge problem in the black community. Light skin and good hair gets you more attention. I knew a lady that paraded around her light skinned, red haired biracial grandson like he was a designer accessory. I was friends with the younger daughter who told me her mother liked the baby more than her because he was light skinned. All my friend's mother's kids were pretty dark.
I think that someone's bitterness may have fueled the skin palettes here to a degree.
I think they chose spicy white because it was less unappealing to them than the Wonderbread look. Never mind that they can't even make biracial people look biracial. I assumed they were scared to death of light skin privilege in any capacity.
Well let's make something up to have Keaton sound less random and unfitting. His mom had a huge crush on Alex Keaton from Family Ties. Lol so retro.
Too hard. They'd have to research something other than tumblrisms and memes.