Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Bob Barker]

But you just said that Señor Herrera fucked you by causing PPP to set your forum on fire. How it caused you to you nearly crash into slumber. Now you think it's funny, and you're buddies with him?

In hindsight, PPP and godwinson created a wave of anti-dick sentiment that turned dick into a lolcow basically overnight, which causes an awkward adjustment period as at that point, the only dick thread was a fan thread in multimedia. A lot of dick's alogs also saw this as a time to strike and there were a lot of dumb gay ops done in his thread, which caused Josh and moderation to respond in ways that felt heavy handed at the time. This resulted in even more gay ops, like one of the semi-frequent posters deleting all of his posts in dick's thread and then having a friend blame the mods/josh for this.

During all this bullshit, when josh had to walk a very fine line between banning retards and not coming off as censoring the discussion, dick masterson has the brilliant idea of responding to posts in his thread using his twitter. His brilliance didn't stop there though, his responses to the kf users making fun of him was mostly just to call us "karens" and "the real lolcows", while (in his ever in infinite wisdom) insisting that josh needed to get rid of us for the good of the wider community.

At the time, josh was still friendly with dick and it showed, but whether or not dick was a lolcow was still debatable. But dick going on twitter and responding to KF posts making fun of him by calling them lolcows and calling for josh to kick them out of the community for the good of the farms? That basically ended the discussion right then and there and put josh in a really bad position. Now you had someone josh was friends with, who was providing josh with a means to sustain himself, who's thread josh had been banning users from (legitimately in all the cases I saw, but still), openly stating that the future of the farms depended on josh censoring people who criticized him. All while PPP and godwinson were pushing the janny jewsh narrative.

All dick had to do was STFU and not say literally the exact thing the people who were fucking with him and josh wanted him to say. And he couldn't even do that.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Does Null really think he's a vampire?

Because I know a dude who thinks he's a werewolf, and that fellow moved to Ukraine right about the sane time Null left.

Way to give up your territory, Jersh.

Well, usually you have to go to a temple and convert to being a vampire, but if your mother is a vampire that makes you one by default. But it specifically has to be your mother, if your father is a vampire but your mother isn't it doesn't pass down. Something about how the ancient vampires feared foreign women corrupting their young men, so now entrance to the vampire tribe is passed down maternally.

Actually I might be thinking of something else.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

idk if Dax applies this concept to romantic relationships. The apology topic dates back to early Biggest Problem, where they hashed out their respective views on the concept of apologies on air. George sees them as sacred, because you're giving up some of your face and honor to another person. Dax sees them as a social currency, of which you have an unlimited supply, so long as you are willing to abandon poor people logic and irrational fixation on pride.


Did they? All Riley did was imply that Josh wasn't well liked or welcomed by the members of their Discord.
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Josh, being a huge nerd who always compares himself to a vampire, and overreacts to trivial things, left. Citing, and he really said this, that "vampires don't go where they are not invited."

All DigiTranny did was do some lame trolling, trying to get Josh to talk about him, and it worked. I loved when Josh played Digi's hideous music at the end of the stream, and 150 live viewers immediately left.

What exactly did Dax do to "fuck" (Josh's words) @Null? He posted some lame and tilted takes on his twitter. Meanwhile Dax was, to my knowledge, really trying to maintain the NP2 revenue stream purely for the Farm's sake.

I didn’t like the way Josh handled it in the beginning. I thought he overrreacted to a perceived sleight. It’s true he doesn’t handle stuff like that well. But then Dax took a sharp turn down Loli Lane, and Josh was vindicated.

 

[Love Machine]

I didn’t like the way Josh handled it in the beginning. I thought he overrreacted to a perceived sleight. It’s true he doesn’t handle stuff like that well. But then Dax took a sharp turn down Loli Lane, and Josh was vindicated.

Everything was handled perfectly. Look at all the laughs be got buddy.

 

[Never Scored]

I doubt that he managed to fuck every one of the newsbabes. There were definitely a few that he probably did, like Veronica Lavery and Peach Saliva, but there were also several who just showed up, were creeped out by two middle aged men screaming at each other in a garage (plus Reilly) and noped the fuck out.

What's the deal with Peach Saliva anyway? I'm not a super long-time listener. I only ever heard her on that show from Japan. I Googled her after that and she's this tallish broad chick with big tits and too much makeup married to some little manlet who she makes fun of for being small and fat. Is their whole thing some kind of cuckold gimmick or something?

 

[Sped Xing]

Peach is genuinely funny. She used to be much more involved in the show back when it was fun and worth listening to.

Don't file her along with the "newsbabe" trollops.

 

[Pissmaster]

What's the deal with Peach Saliva anyway? I'm not a super long-time listener. I only ever heard her on that show from Japan. I Googled her after that and she's this tallish broad chick with big tits and too much makeup married to some little manlet who she makes fun of for being small and fat. Is their whole thing some kind of cuckold gimmick or something?

She got on the show as she was a writing partner with Asterios (what she wrote with him, I don't know, other than a few skits he did early on). She's a video game streamer who moved to Japan, which is why she's not on the show much anymore. (edit i dont know if she actually did or not)

I hadn't heard anything about it being a cuckold gimmick or anything. I think she's just a dream waifu to fat manlets because she's married to one. She once mentioned on the show that she isn't attracted to thin guys at all.

Which is great because the only thing worse than a fatty is a lanklet

 

[Sped Xing]

Hear, hear. Skinny men are no good to man or beast. Be fit if you might, or be fat and jolly, but spare me a sunken-chested old sourpuss.

 

[KateHikes14]

She got on the show as she was a writing partner with Asterios (what she wrote with him, I don't know, other than a few skits he did early on). She's a video game streamer who moved to Japan, which is why she's not on the show much anymore.

I hadn't heard anything about it being a cuckold gimmick or anything. I think she's just a dream waifu to fat manlets because she's married to one. She once mentioned on the show that she isn't attracted to thin guys at all.

Which is great because the only thing worse than a fatty is a lanklet

Hear, hear. Skinny men are no good to man or beast. Be fit if you might, or be fat and jolly, but spare me a sunken-chested old sourpuss.

Itt: fatties coping

 

[Pissmaster]

Itt: fatties coping

Fatties are degenerate, but at least they can lose the weight and become muscular. There is nothing good about a lanklet.

 

[soy_king]

Peach is genuinely funny. She used to be much more involved in the show back when it was fun and worth listening to.

Don't file her along with the "newsbabe" trollops.

I only stated that she more likely than not had sex with Dax. She seems more intelligent than the other newsbabes, but her taste in men leaves something to be desired (see also she slept with Asterios Coke-in-Nose and was the direct cause for his marriage falling apart).

 

[Ulkesh]

I know this is l8 but I actually paypigged for Dick for awhile. I genuinely enjoyed his content and wanted the bonus episodes. But I stopped listening regularly after Riley showed up (I hate fat neckbeards who LARP as Chads) and only checked in sporadically. When COVID showed up Dick went full sperg, at least IMO. All I was hoping for him was to shut up about it. After supporting him for months and having fun exchanges on twitter, all I said to him was “oh looks like Dick is still mad about covid, guess I’ll check back next week.” And I was immediately blocked, after one negative tweet. This was back in April IIRC.
That was basically it for me, when I realized Dick was as bad as Maddox. Pulled my patreon and never listened to him again. And after discovering and reading this whole thread he’s even more of a fucking embarrassment. Glad I wasn’t paying him when he went full blown kiddy diddler.

 

[Sped Xing]

Fatties are degenerate, but at least they can lose the weight and become muscular. There is nothing good about a lanklet.

Well, here's something good-- the amusement derived from hearing them say they just CAN'T gain muscle it's not their FAULT muh jeans

They would all correctly laugh at a fatso for saying essentially the same thing.

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

...I hadn't heard anything about it being a cuckold gimmick or anything. I think she's just a dream waifu to fat manlets because she's married to one. She once mentioned on the show that she isn't attracted to thin guys at all....

She's half-joking said that Pat has a huge cock on stream several times.

"The Chad Pat chilling at Castle Superbeast VS The Simp McSoymuscles and his Goblina dom"

 

[2021Murder]

Continually instigate the forum directly at my expense and put me in a no-win situation.

side with pedo, don't side with pedo. wow pretty big no-win situation.

just a question though, do you believe digi just suddenly loved loli out of nowhere or was it always something they loved? And why would it be different for Dick?

Also why did you suddenly wait until then to demand Dick chose between you and little girls?

Digi and Riley were considered much bigger friends and supporters for a long time, why pull the trigger then instead of say January?

 

[Love Machine]

She got on the show as she was a writing partner with Asterios (what she wrote with him, I don't know, other than a few skits he did early on). She's a video game streamer who moved to Japan, which is why she's not on the show much anymore.

I hadn't heard anything about it being a cuckold gimmick or anything. I think she's just a dream waifu to fat manlets because she's married to one. She once mentioned on the show that she isn't attracted to thin guys at all.

Which is great because the only thing worse than a fatty is a lanklet

She lives in canada with pat from 2bf

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Peach has never been funny or entertaining to me but she said on TDS that her cup size is 32DDD so I understand that’s why guys find her funny to begin with.

 

[KateHikes14]

Peach has never been funny or entertaining to me but she said on TDS that her cup size is 32DDD so I understand that’s why guys find her funny to begin with.

Watching an attractive woman chug mustard at an incredible speed was in no way sexually gratifying, yet the most fascinating thing I've seen in my life.

 

[Sped Xing]

Peach has never been funny or entertaining to me but she said on TDS that her cup size is 32DDD so I understand that’s why guys find her funny to begin with.

I had no idea what she looked like when Asterios was doing bits she wrote.

But Asterios has DDD tits, too, so maybe you're on to something.

 

[Quorthon]

He really likes that "Donating to RAINN to own the anti-pedos" joke, doesn't he?