حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Ducky!]

I suggested to Connor that he should check out any community theaters and see if can audition for something with an amateur theater group or maybe get involved with a local drama or acting club on Meetup maybe put on a few plays for family/friends. I'm no actor or anything but suppose you were in his shoes and you wanted to find someway to get your portfolio off the ground. Wouldn't this be a good place to start?

That’s actually a great idea. He could make friends through it and potentially get a lot of attention. I never realized how badly I wanted to see him on stage until now. C’mon Connor, prepare a monologue and we will help you critique it!

 

[Retarded Forever]

Six years to get a two year degree AND he's getting his first real job afterwards? There's slacking and then there's Connor.

I could understand taking three or four years, especially if you're doing it part-time because you're working, but how the fuck do you take six whole years to get an Associates degree when you're not actually doing anything else? People have gotten their Masters in that time and that includes the time necessary to get your Bachelors.

Connor Bible in reality could have done way worse despite doing an absolutely horrible job. Unlike some other retards who major in something that is for retards like sociology or outdated like general business and end up stuck with 30,000-40,000 of debt in a field that these idiots can't find jobs in or they find jobs but then bitch about the amount of work for little pay. At least he finished something. Connor or his parents at the very least was smart enough to not go straight to a 4 year state college or a more elite university where this would have amounted in large amounts of unpayable debt for a worthless degree and unlike the associate level you are stuck with it. How long do you think Connor would have taken in a 4 year? I have a friend who spent 10 years doing a marketing degree for instance with no masters and he wasn't diagnosed with autism, just extremely lazy.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Connor Bible in reality did a better job than most students with autism which is hard to believe at first. Unlike some other retards who major in something that is for retards like sociology or outdated like general business and end up stuck with 30,000-40,000 of debt in a field that these idiots can't find jobs in or they find jobs but then bitch about the amount of work for little pay. Connor or his parents at the very least was smart enough to not go straight to a 4 year state college or a more elite university where this would have amounted in large amounts of unpayable debt for a worthless degree and unlike the associate level you are stuck with it. I have a friend who spent 10 years doing a marketing degree for instance.

You're right I don't believe it because that's a load of crap. I don't care if he's an autist he still took six years to get a two year degree and never had a job before then. Having an autism spectrum disorder just means you process information differently than normies. Sometimes in order to understand you can't just be taught in the normal way and things need to be explained to you differently. That doesn't apply to Connor because he's a lazy bastard. He was taking one course a semester and then complaining that it was too much work while he sat on his ass, masturbated to Molly Ringwald and wrote his terrible fan fiction with so much edge. Bitch please. I know people with autism that did nothing but study and work during their time at University, managed to get 4 year degrees and went on to gainful employment. A lot of autists have this laser like focus when necessary. Sure they can be distracted by bright shiny objects and usually need a sterile place where they can do their thing but If they actually leverage their disability to work for them they can accomplish more than what normies can do.

Having autism is no excuse for taking that amount of time to get an Associates Degree, which honestly is only worth it if you're moving towards a Bachelors but simply don't have the time to do so. Connor had nothing but time but he wasted it.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

You're right I don't believe it because that's a load of crap. I don't care if he's an autist he still took six years to get a two year degree and never had a job before then. Having an autism spectrum disorder just means you process information differently than normies. Sometimes in order to understand you can't just be taught in the normal way and things need to be explained to you differently. That doesn't apply to Connor because he's a lazy bastard. He was taking one course a semester and then complaining that it was too much work while he sat on his ass, masturbated to Molly Ringwald and wrote his terrible fan fiction with so much edge. Bitch please. I know people with autism that did nothing but study and work during their time at University, managed to get 4 year degrees and went on to gainful employment. A lot of autists have this laser like focus when necessary. Sure they can be distracted by bright shiny objects and usually need a sterile place where they can do their thing but If they actually leverage their disability to work for them they can accomplish more than what normies can do.

Having autism is no excuse for taking that amount of time to get an Associates Degree, which honestly is only worth it if you're moving towards a Bachelors but simply don't have the time to do so. Connor had nothing but time but he wasted it.

Probably in something like programming or a tech field where you can focus intently on specific technical matter but Conner was a general associates degree.

Despite what he thinks, I don't think acting is for him (at least professionally): A day in the life of an actor
Do people take acting classes as a form of "therapy"? Maybe in role playing they gain insight into their own problems and learn to deal with them. I am just thinking if this is part of the reason for his interest in acting.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

That’s actually a great idea. He could make friends through it and potentially get a lot of attention. I never realized how badly I wanted to see him on stage until now. C’mon Connor, prepare a monologue and we will help you critique it!

I unironically hope Connor succeeds in life. Even though I really enjoy his edginess and Molly Ringwald obsession watching him continually fail is depressing.

 

[Ponchik]

damn i wonder what connor's lint groin smells like years after the fact. can kenneth or someone else kindly check for me? thank you

 

[Dyn]

Probably in something like programming or a tech field where you can focus intently on specific technical matter but Conner was a general associates degree.

Despite what he thinks, I don't think acting is for him (at least professionally): A day in the life of an actor
Do people take acting classes as a form of "therapy"? Maybe in role playing they gain insight into their own problems and learn to deal with them. I am just thinking if this is part of the reason for his interest in acting.

Fix your avatar you fat fucking idiot.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Probably in something like programming or a tech field where you can focus intently on specific technical matter but Conner was a general associates degree.

Or when in doubt just go for stereotypes. After all so many autists wind up doing tech type work so it must be true right?

Well yeah there is that, and most of these jobs involve numbers and stuff. One of them is an accountant now and has not only an encyclopedic knowledge of it but can look at a spreadsheet and immediately tell when something is wrong. Total lack of social skills and can't look you in the eye to save his life but he's a whiz with numbers.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Or when in doubt just go for stereotypes. After all so many autists wind up doing tech type work so it must be true right?

Well yeah there is that, and most of these jobs involve numbers and stuff. One of them is an accountant now and has not only an encyclopedic knowledge of it but can look at a spreadsheet and immediately tell when something is wrong. Total lack of social skills and can't look you in the eye to save his life but he's a whiz with numbers.

That might be true as an accountant in private industry but in public accountancy if you want to rise to the top, it's not just numbers. You have to know how to bring in new clients that will generate revenue for the company.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Probably in something like programming or a tech field where you can focus intently on specific technical matter but Conner was a general associates degree.

Despite what he thinks, I don't think acting is for him (at least professionally): A day in the life of an actor
Do people take acting classes as a form of "therapy"? Maybe in role playing they gain insight into their own problems and learn to deal with them. I am just thinking if this is part of the reason for his interest in acting.

I was wondering if you’d died from Corona yet.
So what’s up in Kengle-town, have you found a job?

 

[Picklechu]

That might be true as an accountant in private industry but in public accountancy if you want to rise to the top, it's not just numbers. You have to know how to bring in new clients that will generate revenue for the company.

So that's why you got fired from the accounting firm, huh?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So that's why you got fired from the accounting firm, huh?

Well he was only part time. It wasn't like he was doing a lot of work there.

 

[Retarded Forever]

You're right I don't believe it because that's a load of crap. I don't care if he's an autist he still took six years to get a two year degree and never had a job before then. Having an autism spectrum disorder just means you process information differently than normies. Sometimes in order to understand you can't just be taught in the normal way and things need to be explained to you differently. That doesn't apply to Connor because he's a lazy bastard. He was taking one course a semester and then complaining that it was too much work while he sat on his ass, masturbated to Molly Ringwald and wrote his terrible fan fiction with so much edge. Bitch please. I know people with autism that did nothing but study and work during their time at University, managed to get 4 year degrees and went on to gainful employment. A lot of autists have this laser like focus when necessary. Sure they can be distracted by bright shiny objects and usually need a sterile place where they can do their thing but If they actually leverage their disability to work for them they can accomplish more than what normies can do.

Having autism is no excuse for taking that amount of time to get an Associates Degree, which honestly is only worth it if you're moving towards a Bachelors but simply don't have the time to do so. Connor had nothing but time but he wasted it.

The most autistic people in the statement is actually referring to situations that are perfectly normal. Nah, Connor Bible is an idiot who deserves to be mocked.

OG Post:

The most autistic people in the statement is actually referring to myself and others like me. Connor Bible did a better job in college than I did from an investment standpoint but not from a performance standpoint. At least he isn't spending money on medical bills (THANK YOU COVID), debt, and actually has a better chance to fix his life unlike I have since he didn't go to a 4 year university without knowing what he wanted. Where as I am in a position to go homeless because of how poor of a job I did in selecting in what I wanted. The difference is that Connor finished something as opposed to being almost done and then realizing that I hate the career/degree that I am going to go into. You have no clue how bad my life is. It's like being Kengle Jr., KENGLE JR.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The most autistic people in the statement is actually referring to myself and others like me. Connor Bible did a better job in college than I did from an investment standpoint but not from a performance standpoint. At least he isn't spending money on medical bills (THANK YOU COVID), debt, and actually has a better chance to fix his life unlike I have since he didn't go to a 4 year university without knowing what he wanted. Where as I am in a position to go homeless because of how poor of a job I did in selecting in what I wanted. The difference is that Connor finished something as opposed to being almost done and then realizing that I hate the career/degree that I am going to go into. You have no clue how bad my life is. It's like being Kengle Jr., KENGLE JR.

You're really living up to your screen name aren't you?

Here's a piece of friendly advice. Nobody here cares about your plights. You chose poorly, boo hoo hoo. So did a lot of people who go on to higher education. You're not special in that regard. Suck it up snowflake.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The most autistic people in the statement is actually referring to myself and others like me. Connor Bible did a better job in college than I did from an investment standpoint but not from a performance standpoint. At least he isn't spending money on medical bills (THANK YOU COVID), debt, and actually has a better chance to fix his life unlike I have since he didn't go to a 4 year university without knowing what he wanted. Where as I am in a position to go homeless because of how poor of a job I did in selecting in what I wanted. The difference is that Connor finished something as opposed to being almost done and then realizing that I hate the career/degree that I am going to go into. You have no clue how bad my life is. It's like being Kengle Jr., KENGLE JR.

You're a fucking faggot and you're not special.

Can a mod please un-edit his autistic backpedal? I had to copy Phil Sebben to get the accurate quote.

 

[Retarded Forever]

Well he was only part time. It wasn't like he was doing a lot of work there.

So that's why you got fired from the accounting firm, huh?

You will be surprised how much horoscopes can relate to the real world. Kengle is a Pisces. People who are a pisces are known to be lazy and bad with deadlines. How many people with the pisces zodaic might be indeed lolcows?

These are the characteristics of a Pisces:
Lazy, can't finish deadlines, full of escapism, makes weird art. (all of these can be tied back to Kengle)

Found this on google explains Kengle's thought process a lot and why he failed to do public accounting.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/c1/99/3fc199adbe921295d0ec6a2758f5b2be.jpg

Pisces Dark Side: Bad & Negative Traits Of The Pisces Zodiac Sign

Even the sweetest zodiac sign has flaws.

www.yourtango.com

Pisces are especially bad at analyst roles since many would prefer to daydream about autistic that they would rather due. You see I've cracked the autism code.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

The one I was at for a few days was not a good fit. The accounting position I was originally at ended when the owner passed away and the business closed down and the property was sold and the building leveled. I work full time and do just fine. If you accept idiot horoscopes there's a reason why you're name "Retarded Forever" is a perfect match.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You will be surprised how much horoscopes can relate to the real world. Kengle is a Pisces. People who are a pisces are known to be lazy and bad with deadlines. How many people with the pisces zodaic might be indeed lolcows?

These are the characteristics of a Pisces:
Lazy, can't finish deadlines, full of escapism, makes weird art. (all of these can be tied back to Kengle)

Found this on google explains Kengle's thought process a lot and why he failed to do public accounting.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/c1/99/3fc199adbe921295d0ec6a2758f5b2be.jpg

Pisces Dark Side: Bad & Negative Traits Of The Pisces Zodiac Sign

Even the sweetest zodiac sign has flaws.

www.yourtango.com

Pisces are especially bad at analyst roles since many would prefer to daydream about autistic that they would rather due. You see I've cracked the autism code.

And I've heard it said that people who believe in astrology are retards. Thanks for proving that right.

Seriously, why the fuck are you here?

 

[The Cunting Death]

The most autistic people in the statement is actually referring to situations that are perfectly normal. Nah, Connor Bible is an idiot who deserves to be mocked.

OG Post:

The most autistic people in the statement is actually referring to myself and others like me. Connor Bible did a better job in college than I did from an investment standpoint but not from a performance standpoint. At least he isn't spending money on medical bills (THANK YOU COVID), debt, and actually has a better chance to fix his life unlike I have since he didn't go to a 4 year university without knowing what he wanted. Where as I am in a position to go homeless because of how poor of a job I did in selecting in what I wanted. The difference is that Connor finished something as opposed to being almost done and then realizing that I hate the career/degree that I am going to go into. You have no clue how bad my life is. It's like being Kengle Jr., KENGLE JR.

Nigger like half the site is actually autistic too, no one cares if you are autistic, just don't act like a sperg

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Nigger like half the site is actually autistic too, no one cares if you are autistic, just don't act like a sperg

I'm convinced he can't help it. Some spergs just can't seem to get it into their heads that people aren't interested in what they have to say.