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TheGoutGoblin said:
The best part about it all is that when he uploaded the "DSP Tries It: Debunking 7 Years of Slander" video in 2019, he admitted that he was immature in old videos, but claims he matured. Did he forget he was in early fucking 30's when those jokes were made? I mean, I can understand if he was in his early 20's or as a teen, but Phil trying to justify things as a 38 year old man is so fucking funny and disgusting. And of course the only reason he uploaded this was because he knew new viewers are watching due to his tweet about ProJared.

About intimacy, Kat is probably gone. If she isn't, you best believe she is cheating on this retard. Phil is without a doubt on the spectrum.

On a somewhat related note, does anyone have that obscure video of Phil in what appears to be a hotel room, talking to people about how he went to some college party and firefighters had to come? It's an old video and I know that's a very vague description, but I have seen it here on the farms before. Ill update if I find it.

Edit: much appreciated @Drillul for the video.

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Phil’s “That was a long time ago, I’ve matured soooo much the past five years”-act is so pathetic and cowardly.

He’s clearly just doing it, because he’s scared shitless of being “cancelled” and kicked off Twitch.

Honestly, I’d probably have a lot more respect for Phil if he kept up the immature nonsense and sorta racist shit talk.
 
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Fapcop said:
Phil’s “That was a long time ago, I’ve matured soooo much the past five years”-act is so pathetic and cowardly.

He’s clearly just doing it, because he’s scared shitless of being “cancelled” and kicked off Twitch.

Honestly, I’d probably have a lot more respect for Phil if he kept up the immature nonsense and sorta racist shit talk.
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Its funny because cancel culture doesn't care how long ago those sexualised jokes were made. Cancelled people take a similar approach to Phil with their perception of time "that was a million years ago dood"

He could theoretically get cancelled for that MGS3 Eva's boobs showing off "joke"
 
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Who the fuck talks like that?

-obtained
-was it in danger? Did it need saving? Save from what? The fuck is he talking about?
-another year?

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PieceofShet said:
Who the fuck talks like that?

-obtained
-was it in danger? Did it need saving? Save from what? The fuck is he talking about?
-another year?

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Don't you realise he could literally die thanks to the mentally ill detractors stalking him every time he leaves the house? Not to mention all those maniac drivers and dodgy blacks.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Who the fuck talks like that?

-obtained
-was it in danger? Did it need saving? Save from what? The fuck is he talking about?
-another year?

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halloween was in jeopardy of never happening ever again if he didn't get his blue wig and redbull bandana

I think the angle he was going for, was not being able to get a costume for the boomer halloween costume reveal stream

he just saved the stream by getting his costume, similar to a superhero saving the city from detractors
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Early last year, Phil made it seem like they were on their deathbed. That's why I'm wondering.
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That was just some bullshit he made up as an excuse to go to Connecticut so his parents could give him thousands of dollars for his taxes and pay for his marriage.

ETA: If Phil is still running his scam streams when one of his parents does die, expect him to turn it into a major begging opportunity. He needs tips for FOUR plane tickets, AND he needs to take several days off the stream because his stupid mom died right at the BEGINNING of his consecutive streaming week! ... Got a bunch of detractors in the stream chat asking why it's four plane tickets, that's one for me, one for mah wife, and then one more for me and one more for mah wife on the return trip! That's like, I don't know, 2, 3 thousand dollars right there? Stupid immature idiots don't know how expensive things are in the REAL WORLD, grow up, morons1
 
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tzgnilki said:
halloween was in jeopardy of never happening ever again if he didn't get his blue wig and redbull bandana

I think the angle he was going for, was not being able to get a costume for the boomer halloween costume reveal stream

he just saved the stream by getting his costume, similar to a superhero saving the city from detractors
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Imagine him dressing up as Ninja, PewDiePie or the doc. He might actually gain my respect for once.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
I thought phil lived at home during college? Either way this all sounds like such nonsense, the only way DSP’s room was the party room was if it was all due to his roommates popularity.

every single time DSP tells a story about his younger years it sounds like the made up fantasy of someone who’s watched 2 much television, his life and how people treated him makes him sound like the main character of a tv show as opposed to the actual loser he almost assuredly was.

Also shockingly, DSP is full of shit about all that waifu and dating in game stuff. “If romance is a part of the plot that’s fine” except it’s not, he still turns into a weird boomer about romance . The second those two girls had a Moment in late of two phil was uncomfortably laughing and wouldn’t shut up about how awful it was.
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He's working up to the reveal that Van Wilder was his autobiography.
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
That was just some bullshit he made up as an excuse to go to Connecticut so his parents could give him thousands of dollars for his taxes and pay for his marriage.

ETA: If Phil is still running his scam streams when one of his parents does die, expect him to turn it into a major begging opportunity. He needs tips for FOUR plane tickets, AND he needs to take several days off the stream because his stupid mom died right at the BEGINNING of his consecutive streaming week! ... Got a bunch of detractors in the stream chat asking why it's four plane tickets, that's one for me, one for mah wife, and then one more for me and one more for mah wife on the return trip! That's like, I don't know, 2, 3 thousand dollars right there? Stupid immature idiots don't know how expensive things are in the REAL WORLD, grow up, morons1
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Right in the middle of the HARDCORE GAMING SEASON, too *sigh*I could really use your help, guys,
 
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I know that Halloween is a stupid holiday where kids get to dress up. I tend to give a little respect to people (real mature adults or children) who put forth a little effort in creating their costumes. It's a fun holiday, really. Cosplay maker, I am not. But, I've thrown together a few costumes (made pokemon trainers, ninja turtle shells, kid Goku and Gohan outfits, sesame street Martian...) that looked infinitely better than the vinyl/foam shit you find at those pop-up costume stores. Phil just shops at those places. Minimum effort, maximum profit, am I right?

His assassins creed costume was probably the most elaborate thing he bought, but it was still just something he bought. To nobody's surprise, his costume this year will no doubt be the same kind of trash. And he'll tawk about how hard it was to find, how cool it is, and how you should tip him because the costume cut into his grocery and wwe Champions bill, so he needs tho-that money, he really does... To pay his bills?
 
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Schmeckel said:
I know that Halloween is a stupid holiday where kids get to dress up. I tend to give a little respect to people (real mature adults or children) who put forth a little effort in creating their costumes. It's a fun holiday, really. Cosplay maker, I am not. But, I've thrown together a few costumes (made pokemon trainers, ninja turtle shells, kid Goku and Gohan outfits, sesame street Martian...) that looked infinitely better than the vinyl/foam shit you find at those pop-up costume stores. Phil just shops at those places. Minimum effort, maximum profit, am I right?
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Pop Culture Icon won? Can we start a poll guessing what it is? Im going to guess Joe Exotic, but DSP can't afford Netflix..
 
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