Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[redcent]

Yeah, if you gaze long into the lolbyss, the lolbyss gazes into you.

But he had a twin sister who didn't have the deformity. His mother kept her, and now she's a reasonably successful photographer or something in Hollywood. You can say it's shitty that his mother gave away the disabled twin, but he went to a pretty good home. Just not one where he'd be handed an opportunity to get in "the biz" like his apparently-connected birth family gave his sister.

That's a big part of why he wanted to sue his bio-sis, in my opinion. It's not just that she hurt his feelings, though that's the excuse he uses publicly. He figured she could introduce him to the right people (whether that's true or not) and help him get the fame and fortune he's entitled to. Unfortunately, he has a disability so he's been discriminated against by "important" people literally since birth.

How 100% certain is it the bio sister he reached out to us his real bio sister? IIRC he tried contacting his bio dad before it all went south. So probably confirmed. Still, on the off chance he got the wrong bio family that would be a revelation.

I think you're onto something. I believe that prior to finding his birth family and discovering they were moderately successful Hollywood types, Russ seemed content with being a hotshot SLC paralegal and naughty Mormon who went to the strippers. He was still a shitty, narcissistic muppet who figured the world owed him something and needed to be punished for denying it to him, but he wasn't quite so insane. Then around the time his bishop broke the news to him that he might not get married in this lifetime (and he became fixated on prostitution as a concept) he also discovered that instead of being a mover and shaker in California, he was instead sentenced to a life in small-town Wyoming with a very religious family.

That could be a difficult realization for better, stronger, smarter people than Russ. It makes a lot of sense. And the root of all his plights is that he can't move his face. Add in his sense of entitlement from growing up being able to demand special treatment on account of his disability, his delusions of adequacy as a paralegal, and his bizarre misunderstanding of how music works and assumption he's an undiscovered talent, and you have this perfect storm of bovine exceptionalism we know and love.

He was already insane during high school what with the kill list

Also

Spoiler: autistic dream

I had the creepist dream of Russ. I was indoors playing darts (badly) with my fam. I went out the backyard and Russ was there, shambling over to me like a zombie screeching about kiwi orchards and his plights. He caught up to me and began strangling me. I tried to struggle but I couldn't shake him off. His knobby hands were wrapped around my throat and I could hear his wet sex offender breath right in my ear.

Then I woke up and realised the pressure on my neck was me sleeping on my hands

 

[lamp shade]

Spoiler: autistic dream I had the creepist dream of Russ. I was indoors playing darts (badly) with my fam. I went out the backyard and Russ was there, shambling over to me like a zombie screeching about kiwi orchards and his plights. He caught up to me and began strangling me. I tried to struggle but I couldn't shake him off. His knobby hands were wrapped around my throat and I could hear his wet sex offender breath right in my ear.

Then I woke up and realised the pressure on my neck was me sleeping on my hands

Russ will produce more content soon enough. You guys don’t have to resort to making yourselves look like retards with posts like this to keep the thread alive.

 

[Meredith Swift]

He has a face not even his biological mother could love

 

[Vice Bold]

I had the creepist dream of Russ. I was indoors playing darts (badly) with my fam. I went out the backyard and Russ was there, shambling over to me like a zombie screeching about kiwi orchards and his plights. He caught up to me and began strangling me. I tried to struggle but I couldn't shake him off. His knobby hands were wrapped around my throat and I could hear his wet sex offender breath right in my ear.

Then I woke up and realised the pressure on my neck was me sleeping on my hands

This has copypasta vibes.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You misunderstand. He doesn't need to be told whether he right or wrong. He knows he's right. The courts are there to make sure everyone else knows he's right. Think of the court as the pre-school teacher and Rusty as the tattle-tale. Or rather, think of the court as his parents who will surely side with the disabled boy who hasn't done anything wrong, but is being relentlessly bullied. That's how he sees the whole thing. The Judge is the adult he would tattle to as a child who would come down on all the other kids, right or wrong, for being mean to or not wanting to hang out with the tard.

And he also has said that suing someone is like being in a duel with them, prompting some strange and amusing mental images. Does Russ think that Old West gunslingers wrote up tattle-tale reports on what the other guy did wrong in the most edumacated, highfalutin' language they could manage and handed them in to the sheriff? Or that medieval knights had a tattle-off before the King in their best court French?

 

[nemesisAF]

Iirc, biomom confirmed everything to him. Unless there were TWO sets of mixed gender twins born in the same general area on the same day, with the male child having Moebius Syndrome. He knows his birth name (see p1/OP), if that knowledge came first, came from Mr & Mrs Greer, then it is even more of a slam dunk. But I suspect it was a closed adoption as Russell hunted bio fam down. Otherwise, if the Bio parents thought in their mind that adult Russell would find them, they would have told bio sis. And I am sure one with possible prognoses for Russell being early death or a much more severe disability, it might have seemed cruel to even tell bio sis

Bio family is successful now, but I think it is believed bioparents we’re struggling financially. If he stayed with them, and the family ended up losing insurance (can’t imagine Russell didn’t need a mom that was largely SAHM, and if they would have depended on wife’s salary, the pressures would have been enormous), Russell would have been toast. We don’t know and are not troubling and intrusive enough to get definitives, but as much as Russell daydreams of the Hollywood life he believes he was robbed of, I doubt they could have had it if they kept their failure to thrive disabled son. His adoption was literally the best thing that could have ever happened to him, and he spits on it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

And he also has said that suing someone is like being in a duel with them, prompting some strange and amusing mental images. Does Russ think that Old West gunslingers wrote up tattle-tale reports on what the other guy did wrong in the most edumacated, highfalutin' language they could manage and handed them in to the sheriff? Or that medieval knights had a tattle-off before the King in their best court French?

I think it’s more of an 80’s movie thing for him, where two slick lawyers lob cutting zings and surprise evidence at each other while the court gasps and the judge bangs his gavel over and over yelling “order!” until The Handsome UnderDog Russell Greer, Professional Legal Man, turns dramatically and shouts a shocking revelatory accusation that the other side can’t possibly counter and everyone gasps some more and the judge decides screw the jury, he’s going to find the opposition Super Guilty right now because Russ’ evidence was so incredibly damning. The gavel is banged, the judge yells “CASE DISMISSED” and the gorgeous woman who always believed in Russ excitedly leaps forward from the audience and throws her arms around Russ’s neck, kissing him in congratulations.

Just like how it works in real life.

 

[crappy_dinosaur]

This guy is totally a match for Melinda Leigh Scott, same kind of autim, going all over the internet trying to sue people. Idk, just think about it.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Also, you guys think he wears a mask when he has sex? Just curious.

I dont think he would be that considerate about it. You would think with how hard he plays the victim card he would legit be insecure enough to do that though

 

[GrumbleBum2]

He has a face not even his biological mother could love

Discriminated against by women because of his disability from his very birth, so he’s going to spend the rest of his miserable lonely life endlessly trying to enact pointless legal revenge on us bitches to atone for biomom’s rejection, until his miserable lonely death.
I’d almost feel sorry for anyone else in his shoes but he’s a living indictment of taking a soft approach to eugenics.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

Is it too late for a #metoo post?

I’m a sperg myself so I tend to feel too damn sorry for them. Cue one day I’m entertaining one and he keeps asking for pictures of my cat. Seems innocent enough, so I oblige. He then says he’d love to see my cat licking my pussy.

Nope nope nope.

Why can’t guys sperg over anagrams like me?

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Shit, I thought he had two sisters, one adopted and one blood. But even then, how didn't the normalcy of his family rub off on him? It just seems autistic for him to be in a position where he's continually demanding stuff from his family.

Motherfucker, you're in a position where people have accepted you and made sure to take care of you until you need to do your own thing. Demands are for hostage situations.

He does have a biological and adopted sister
The adopted is Emily Greer who got married

The biological twin sister (I forget her name) is a relatively successful photographer in California I believe, and many of us theorize that is where Russell's fixation on stardom comes from, he wants to match or one-up his biological sister to prove a point that their family made a mistake cutting him off.

 

[StinkySnack]

Is it too late for a #metoo post?

I’m a sperg myself so I tend to feel too damn sorry for them. Cue one day I’m entertaining one and he keeps asking for pictures of my cat. Seems innocent enough, so I oblige. He then says he’d love to see my cat licking my pussy.

Nope nope nope.

Why can’t guys sperg over anagrams like me?

Hello, just a reminder that this is a thread about Russell Greer.

That makes a lot more fucking sense now.

It would have made more "fucking sense" to you from the beginning if you had attempted to familiarize yourself with Russell before jumping into the thread headfirst. Read the thread.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think my favorite Greer moment was when another escort called him out on his "I'm the only nice guy" shtick. Since that's at the core of his identity, he must have really hated to read that. She told him that lots of guys are nice to sex workers, he wasn't special in that regard. I don't think he replied, but you know he was seething. Also, he told someone he'd talked to Danica (a sex worker in New Zealand) on WhatsApp and acted like that meant something. She does sex chats for a fee on WhatsApp. It wasn't anything special. Also, Russ thought she was going to come stay on his couch because he doesn't understand humor. He seems to have moved on from her, but it underscores you can't even talk to him casually without him thinking you owe him something.

For those new to the thread: Russ is adopted, and he has a sister and I think a brother from his adopted family. He has a biological sister he threatened to sue when she didn't want anything to do with him. He had brief contact with his birth parents, but they told him to fuck off after he got demanding. He's an utter dick to his adoptive parents because they don't support his delusions and want him to focus on realistic goals. He's never shown gratitude to them, but ran to them when he got charged with electronic harassment. They footed the bill for his lawyer.

 

[StinkySnack]

ETA: On another subject, a couple days ago some people on here were discussing where the notion that Russhole was fired for using law firm resources to stalk his victims came from. I found the source! Russhole himself complained about being accused of doing so in his first federal lawsuit against Tay-Tay:

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But that snippet does not at all suggest he was fired for using firm resources to stalk. It's fairly clear that the firm discovered Russ's frivolous lawsuits post-hiring, and used the "might mishandle client information" as an easy way to fire him. Mishandling client information has nothing to do with using a database to look up non-client random/celebrity women's personal information. It's been repeated over and over on this forum that "RUSS WAS DEFFO FIRED BECAUSE HE USED THE LAWFIRMS DATABASE TO STALK WOMEN!" when there is zero evidence to support that.

edit: spelling

 

[break these cuffs]

But that snippet does not at all suggest he was fired for using firm resources to stalk. It's fairly clear that the firm discovered Russ's frivolous lawsuits post-hiring, and used the "might mishandle client information" as an easy way to fire him. Mishandling client information has nothing to do with using a database to look up non-cient random/celebrity women's personal information. It's been repeated over and over on this forum that "RUSS WAS DEFFO FIRED BECAUSE HE USED THE LAWFIRMS DATABASE TO STALK WOMEN!" when there is zero evidence to support that.

People make up elaborate stories for cartoon characters, it's only natural they do it for lolcows as well.

 

[kcbbq]

But that snippet does not at all suggest he was fired for using firm resources to stalk. It's fairly clear that the firm discovered Russ's frivolous lawsuits post-hiring, and used the "might mishandle client information" as an easy way to fire him. Mishandling client information has nothing to do with using a database to look up non-cient random/celebrity women's personal information. It's been repeated over and over on this forum that "RUSS WAS DEFFO FIRED BECAUSE HE USED THE LAWFIRMS DATABASE TO STALK WOMEN!" when there is zero evidence to support that.

I just rechecked the rules, and no where is there anything about posts having to be unimpeachable truth. So, what's the purpose of this little crusade?

 

[break these cuffs]

I just rechecked the rules, and no where is there anything about posts having to be unimpeachable truth. So, what's the purpose of this little crusade?

It's annoying when people start writing their fanfiction about a cow in the cow's thread.

 

[kcbbq]

It's annoying when people start writing their fanfiction about a cow in the cow's thread.

It's equally annoying men people do autistic meta-analysis of threads and come off as white knights. No one's here to care about your mental wellbeing, they're here to laugh at a retard.

 

[StinkySnack]

I just rechecked the rules, and no where is there anything about posts having to be unimpeachable truth. So, what's the purpose of this little crusade?

It's equally annoying men people do autistic meta-analysis of threads and come off as white knights. No one's here to care about your mental wellbeing, they're here to laugh at a retard.

Russell is already an abhorrent and disgusting individual on his own. There is no need to add autistic embellishments.