Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Peach has never been funny or entertaining to me but she said on TDS that her cup size is 32DDD so I understand that’s why guys find her funny to begin with.
Some guys like the whole 'hot girls who do gross stuff' thing, but I never understood why people thought she was entertaining. She was willing to go on shows and chug mustard. Is it just because she's attractive or is it just that it simulates deep throating without actually deep throating a dick?
 
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Watching an attractive woman chug mustard at an incredible speed was in no way sexually gratifying, yet the most fascinating thing I've seen in my life.
Do you have a link to the video? I remember listening to that and thinking that Dax's song was unbelievably douchey at the time.

EDIT: Nevermind I found it. A few points:
1) There's no way those tits are DDD, but she's still pretty hot.
2) What the fuck is Dax wearing? He looks like the grossest, greasiest fucker alive, and to truly top off the sundae of failure, he's wearing a XXL button up shirt that he tucks into his pants to look like the Michelin Man put on a shitty wig. Truly the Alpha Chad

 
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They could be DDD; she's a stick. Bra sizes are just based on chest and bust circumference. Think about the relation of circumference to volume of a sphere, and you can see why 36 F bewbs are much bigger than 34 F.

Autistism aside, I find her funny because she comes up with funny bits, like writing a slash fiction about Dick and Sean and reading it to them, or the "Civil War Sean Letters" bit.
 
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They could be DDD; she's a stick. Bra sizes are just based on chest and bust circumference. Think about the relation of circumference to volume of a sphere, and you can see why 36 F bewbs are much bigger than 34 F.

Autistism aside, I find her funny because she comes up with funny bits, like writing a slash fiction about Dick and Sean and reading it to them, or the "Civil War Sean Letters" bit.
I can believe that the number is around 34 to 36, but if she were such a stick with DDD's you'd see a noticeable disparity between bust size and her chest overall. The only other explanation I can think of is that the dress may be somewhat constricting, but I would presume that would displace her mass outwards.
 
Do you have a link to the video? I remember listening to that and thinking that Dax's song was unbelievably douchey at the time.

EDIT: Nevermind I found it. A few points:
1) There's no way those tits are DDD, but she's still pretty hot.
2) What the fuck is Dax wearing? He looks like the grossest, greasiest fucker alive, and to truly top off the sundae of failure, he's wearing a XXL button up shirt that he tucks into his pants to look like the Michelin Man put on a shitty wig. Truly the Alpha Chad

I didn't realize just how fat he'd gotten. He should take his Dr. Phil advice and find s treadmill.
 
I feel like there's no way this isn't going to be one of the biggest shit shows in the universe. Dick's fan base has been redued entirely to turbo spergs, and Dick has been on a hair trigger warpath against anything everything he sees as outside his hug box. I suspect he's going to get into some retarded conflict and cause a bunch of people to fracture off.
 
If Peach is married to Pat then my guess is she is with him for the health care in Canada. Hell, even being a resident she is most likely entitled to free care to treat her Lupus.
Rumor is Peach fucked Kian and she cucks Pat behind his back. Unsure if true, but it lines up with when she stopped working with TDS.
JLH says she never banged Dax.
Asterios and Peach used to date, but as far as I know it was after his divorce with his wife. His wife did an AMA on the TDS reddit.
Peach hates Asterios's ex wife.

Peach is enjoyable but she gets way too full of herself around the TDS crowd. Her Twitch is enjoyable but I'm not too into Twitch streaming. She is capable of being funny.
 
Theres a non zero percent chance that some autistic fuck shows up and starts causing shit over Dax being a pedo, Ethan being trailer trash, Riley being a stupid faggot or some other dumb shit. Color me excited.

Also, everyone that goes and gets the coof gets what they fucking deserve
 
If Peach is married to Pat then my guess is she is with him for the health care in Canada. Hell, even being a resident she is most likely entitled to free care to treat her Lupus.
Rumor is Peach fucked Kian and she cucks Pat behind his back. Unsure if true, but it lines up with when she stopped working with TDS.
JLH says she never banged Dax.
Asterios and Peach used to date, but as far as I know it was after his divorce with his wife. His wife did an AMA on the TDS reddit.
Peach hates Asterios's ex wife.

Peach is enjoyable but she gets way too full of herself around the TDS crowd. Her Twitch is enjoyable but I'm not too into Twitch streaming. She is capable of being funny.

In fairness, women don't care about looks overmuch. I look like Rich Evans, and I'm married.

But if Peach cucked Asterios' wife, I can believe she cucks her husband. I look forward to her getting involved with this shitshow again. Maybe Dax will ask her to bring Loli when she returns so they can jerk off together.
 
Looks like Road Rage Tampa is happening. I for one am very excited about all the upcoming TDS fan covid recovery gofundmes


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"pls download the episode twice" boy I wonder what his numbers have been looking like to stoop to this

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A perfect storm appears to be forming over the state of Florida.
 
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Get your popcorn ready. Someone is definitely going to fuck with this event. Especially if the retards decide to livestream it, and as a result of having their tendies burned, you're going to have a rage fuelled tard out from Ralph, and maybe Dax. They may as well go ahead and get "KICK ME" tattooed on their back and walk around shirtless as this would cut out a lot of the unnecessary bullshit.
 
Looks like Road Rage Tampa is happening. I for one am very excited about all the upcoming TDS fan covid recovery gofundmes


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Look at this allstar cast
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Lets see we got:
Rotc bois that has never been funny and are just radio for neets
Ryan long whom i only know from the KS as being the "hottest comedian on twitter" which is equivlent to bieng the hotest karma farmer on reddit. bogstandard SJW BAD content!
Who are these podcast are ok i guess? Most of their episodes are shit
Rekieta.
Madcucks cause we gotta have some MADDOX REFERNCES RIGHT?!!!!!
Then two people i have never heard of.

How funny is it that Ralph is not even mentioned? Rotc are and they retweeted after dick posted this tweet. :story:
I guess Ralph failed a respect check or Dick dosen´t wanna asosicate with him more then a retweet.

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Its ok tough he shows up on dicks webshop!
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Since he mentions a bar im gonna guess its the cantina and that a third of the tickets is around 300.
It has around 1000 or so spots (780+275).
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"COVID is such bullshit, guys! I'm hosting a live event in defiance of the lockdown! MASKS REQUIRED."

Every sentence of this announcement is hilarious. Funniest thing Dax ever wrote.

For the low low price of $60, you can enjoy 2 hours of jokes about women and a bald Armenian guy, and at no extra cost, you get to hear a fat alcoholic criminal shout "Podcast Gang Gang!" Act now!
 
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