Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[SubarashiiRage]

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Spoiler: LILY ON ROMANCE

https://archive.md/6yPVl

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TL;DR:
the only cliche that Lily avoid is the beginning of the characters' chemistry, getting to know and understand each other, you know, the basis of every healthy romance.
all the relationship she does is gay so, in her mind, everything she writes is great and brilliant and fresh for not being straight. even if it is abusive, toxic or asymmetrical, still "the purest"
and being friends is the same as romance for her, because she's demisexual or something.

and this:
https://archive.fo/yUyv2

being the recipe for an emotionally stressful and obsessive relationship that will leave you both hurt and resentful, miraculously is the most wholesome and healthy of relationships, because Lily said so

I don't think Lily has the ability to write a relationship that does not logically fall apart and that is not toxic and incomplete

it's a rush to something that she said shouldn't be special, a lot of pressure and a lack of conversation and moments that the characters have to constantly say they love each other every 10 minutes, because if not, we forget why they are together

 

[Son Goku Baku]

"It's a good thing to be codependent and being unabled to survive without your partner" is exactly the kind of endorsement from Liliana that makes me concerned about her underage audience, who is absorbing everything she say without any critical thought and won't see anything wrong with it until it's too late and have wrapped themselves up on a unhealthy, possibly abusive, relationship. It's the exact same reasoning that makes teenage girls think they want a relationship like the one in Twilight.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

My guess it's because Lily doesn't understand how building a romantic relationship actually works
Remember how she completely dismissed the idea of building up the romantic chemistry between two characters in a love story?
Best I can tell she just doesn't understand this concept of getting to know someone and seeing if you fit together.
All of her girlfriends (that we know about and that weren't imaginary) were fangirls of hers before they started dating her
The groundwork was already done by them building an imaginary relationship with her through her videos
She basically started at the dating stage with them and had to do nothing more than lovebomb them, to make them cough up more free art for her.

That's also why she's always clamoring for relationships to be established as quickly as possible and preferably to have already started before the story begins

Yeah. I also think there's no small part of her wanting to get to the 'good stuff' without having to actually work for it.

I'm not a fan of long drawn out romantic tension, either (admittedly, just not a fan of romance at all), but I understand why people like it. It's because that's the interesting part of the relationship, where two people are getting to know each other, establishing their rapport and relationship, bouncing off of and helping one another. When it's a romantic thing you're seeing them work out their differences and learn to be partners. You're watching them become better people because of each other, and the truth is, once they're in a happy relationship... what comes next? Now they're living life and just kind of... being there. Being a couple.

I can't speak for everybody, but I really can't stand watching real people just being a couple, the way Lily wants to write it (constantly snuggling, calling each other cute names, holding hands, just constant PDA), and this is even in relationship to people that I like and am glad are happy. Now imagine having two people who I have no personal interest in being the center of a story and I'm reading thousands of words all about them being uwu soft lesbians. I totally get why she would want to write that herself in order to experience it vicariously. I guess I can get behind why other people might like to read that kind of thing, as a vignette.

But as far as making an entire story about it? You can't. Every story needs tension, and when all you're doing is talking about two people I have no emotional interest in snuggling... what's the point? Why does this story need to be told? Why do you think I'm interested in reading it?

I don't necessarily disagree with the premise that I'd rather see a happy couple than people constantly bickering throughout the story because unresolved sexual tension is just aggravating. I'd love to get an action story where you have the two leads get to know each other, trust each, and become a unified battle couple (and there are a few things I've read or seen where this happens and it's pretty fantastic) without having to waste time watching them bicker and preen and have stupid falling outs. But that's not what Lily's interested in (she hates action and adventure stories, after all). She just wants to skip the hard part about developing a relationship (or even developing characters) and get to the 'good stuff', where she can pretend that she's a super-badass fucking a character she finds hot.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

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Spoiler: LILY ON ROMANCE

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TL;DR:
the only cliche that Lily avoid is the beginning of the characters' chemistry, getting to know and understand each other, you know, the basis of every healthy romance.
all the relationship she does is gay so, in her mind, everything she writes is great and brilliant and fresh for not being straight. even if it is abusive, toxic or asymmetrical, still "the purest"
and being friends is the same as romance for her, because she's demisexual or something.

and this:
https://archive.fo/yUyv2
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being the recipe for an emotionally stressful and obsessive relationship that will leave you both hurt and resentful, miraculously is the most wholesome and healthy of relationships, because Lily said so

I don't think Lily has the ability to write a relationship that does not logically fall apart and that is not toxic and incomplete

it's a rush to something that she said shouldn't be special, a lot of pressure and a lack of conversation and moments that the characters have to constantly say they love each other every 10 minutes, because if not, we forget why they are together

Lilly's first quote there is just mind boggling. She basically can't understand how people who like romance for the story want said story to be a good romance story. She thinks that just being romance should be enough to satisfy someone.

I can't speak for everybody, but I really can't stand watching real people just being a couple, the way Lily wants to write it (constantly snuggling, calling each other cute names, holding hands, just constant PDA), and this is even in relationship to people that I like and am glad are happy. Now imagine having two people who I have no personal interest in being the center of a story and I'm reading thousands of words all about them being uwu soft lesbians. I totally get why she would want to write that herself in order to experience it vicariously. I guess I can get behind why other people might like to read that kind of thing, as a vignette.

Even if the fact we have no investment in their relationship didn't matter, the relationship itself isn't interesting. The character have no dynamic, no chemistry between them, no little shows of personality that spice up the relationship. Every scene is the same scene where they repeat that they love each other and don't like that other people don't like Alaina. They don't discuss, they don't reflect, they don't disagree and they don't explore, they just kiss like perfect little fuck dolls for Lilly's fantasy. It's porn without the sex shit people came for. It's a Bioware romance without the sexy blue aliens. It's female erotica without the abusive and creepy undertones. It make pretty much most of the story skippable because nothing of interest will happen.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

okay. I'm bored.

Spoiler: a stupid title based around Rey now having Aliana's family name

The Chapter begins with an authors note about Lily taking a break after this chapter and how she's experienced burn out
over the course of 208 days she creates a fanfiction with a total 35 chapters so far. if I'm doing the math right over the course of the 29 weeks and 5 days that totals out to then thats one chapter per week or more (or whatever I failed algebra at least 3 times in high school so someone double check that shit for me)

The Story begins with Rey waking up to being the big spoon after a night of sex. And lets not shy around the subject. They had sex in the space between where chapter 34 ends and where this chapter begins. And I'm sure somewhere on lily's hard drive or google drive theres a lurid and detailed sex chapter just sitting there.

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Lily thought this was a clever paragraph to write.

The majority of the chapter is focused on Aliana and Rey's wedding.

The one highlight is they go to a clearing, to scope out the wedding area.

And then mandalorians show up.

The fight is this long.

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The Mando's superiors show up. And despite them all having her out numbered their leader dictates that "There's no profit here to be made" and they leave.



The marriage happens.
I'm going to highlight something. Just for kicks.
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This scene is compared to Kylo Ren from all the way back in chapter 4
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When it's kylo ren he's just...crazy?
When it's aliana it's sentimentality.

The marriage scene happens

There's a scene between Hux and Kylo Ren getting a response from the Mandalorians and because Kylo Ren sucks they price gouge the both of them giving them the coordinates of the Resistance base for double the price of what they were initially hired for. And because Kylo Ren sucks he agrees and gains the further disdain from Hux.

The scene ends with the reveal that Darth Talon has orchestrasted 20 attacks on 20 separate first order training facilities. Kylo Ren is angry about it because he's racist.

The Next scene switches back to The war room in the Resistance head quarters
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here's a totally natural set of dialogue. and also the title drop

Rey and Aliana are going to go murder a training facility

Thats it basically.
Lily has gone on hiatus for writing the story and the story has gone 2 months no with out update. Who is to say when she will update again.
I can't say I have had any fun doing these breakdowns or whatever. and I can't say I'll start reading it again when the story starts again.

I'm done out of 10.

Mind passing the link my way? It's not in the OP, and for some fucking reason I find myself considering picking up the torch.

 

[thebananaonion]

Ah yes, there was no grand gesture, it could have been anyone, I just knew this most recent victim was convenient. How romantic!

But yeah, so when Jerry think's a villains motivations is sympathetic it's fine, but anyone else finding a villain sympathetic might as well be a Nazi because death is the only acceptable outcome for villains.

i mean technicaly Sylvanas (i think her name is) IS dead, so.....

 

[Devil-Man]

Here's the new stream from last week. Includes more Lizzy hate.

https://youtu.be/-GK1izg4pww

Also, I know this is late, but Moviebob got fired again. You would think this pattern would tell Jerry something.

https://archive.vn/zAWOi

https://archive.vn/mMhBC

EDIT: There was another stream this morning, but I missed it. Sorry, folks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4GthDg5NQA

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Wait, Jerry was inspired by Super Mario Nam Vet Blob Chippers? Suddenly, so many things make much more sense.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Yeah. I also think there's no small part of her wanting to get to the 'good stuff' without having to actually work for it.

Which is acceptable when writing fanfiction usually. There's the benefit of an audience with built in series knowledge so you don't need to rehash things and can skip a lot. But Jerry's problem is he just expects people to be instantly invested in all of his bland self-inserts. Newsflash Jerry: most people read fanfiction for the characters they already know. You have to work to sell an OC to most people.

Also: it being gay instantly makes any cliches fine. Yet he still bitches about Ruby and Sapphire from the lesbian space rocks, because he's just that determined to hate female showrunners like the misogynistic little troon he is.

 

[Ben Laden]

Which is acceptable when writing fanfiction usually. There's the benefit of an audience with built in series knowledge so you don't need to rehash things and can skip a lot. But Jerry's problem is he just expects people to be instantly invested in all of his bland self-inserts. Newsflash Jerry: most people read fanfiction for the characters they already know. You have to work to sell an OC to most people.

Also: it being gay instantly makes any cliches fine. Yet he still bitches about Ruby and Sapphire from the lesbian space rocks, because he's just that determined to hate female showrunners like the misogynistic little troon he is.

She does seem to hold female creators to a higher standard because they're woman and should be better at story-telling/art/representation than the big dumb ogre men.

Maybe it's because many of these creators, like Noelle Stevenson or Rebecca Sugar wear their good-girl badges on their sleeves? Their shows are all about representation and other social causes so when they do something that goes against those values it's a more grievous sin? Because now it doesn't look like genuine attempts at portraying black gay people in media, now it just looks like white people chasing clout from a demographic that is very easy to please on a surface level (all they really care for is if it's female centric, there's PoC/LGBT+ characters, and if the female characters are dressed appropriately.)

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

Wait, Jerry was inspired by Super Mario Nam Vet Blob Chippers? Suddenly, so many things make much more sense.

Yup, Eugenics Bob is one of the people she ripped her style off from.

 

[The Iconoclast]

Wait, Jerry was inspired by Super Mario Nam Vet Blob Chippers? Suddenly, so many things make much more sense.

Yes, and he's hardly made it a secret lol

 

[Lurk Jurk]

She does seem to hold female creators to a higher standard because they're woman and should be better at story-telling/art/representation than the big dumb ogre men.

Maybe it's because many of these creators, like Noelle Stevenson or Rebecca Sugar wear their good-girl badges on their sleeves? Their shows are all about representation and other social causes so when they do something that goes against those values it's a more grievous sin? Because now it doesn't look like genuine attempts at portraying black gay people in media, now it just looks like white people chasing clout from a demographic that is very easy to please on a surface level (all they really care for is if it's female centric, there's PoC/LGBT+ characters, and if the female characters are dressed appropriately.)

Sugar at least comes across mostly as genuine, and her show's representation is generally pretty subtle with no fanfare or expectations of a pat on the back. It just shows instead of telling, presenting most things with no comment.

Stevenson, on the other hand, does come across as a Twitter clout chaser.

But that's besides the point, he's like any other incel brony turned troon: he just hates women.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Sugar at least comes across mostly as genuine, and her show's representation is generally pretty subtle with no fanfare or expectations of a pat on the back. It just shows instead of telling, presenting most things with no comment.

Stevenson, on the other hand, does come across as a Twitter clout chaser.

But that's besides the point, he's like any other incel brony turned troon: he just hates women.

Yeah that's something Lily won't give Steven Universe credit for. Like all the gems are women so it goes without saying that any gems who love each other are lesbians. Novel to us adults but it's a natural thing to kids who watched the show over time.
So no shit the show doesn't turn to the camera and say buzzwords, it's because if a kid has been paying attention, then the progressive concepts presented will be a natural part of the story.

And if a kid is fine with the cartoon doing it they'll probably be cool with it in real life.

I can't believe a 27 year old couldn't piece this shit together.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

So no shit the show doesn't turn to the camera and say buzzwords

Yeah but that's what he WANTS. Because that's all he understands. That's all any of these identity politics idiots understand, because they're all pretending to be something they're not.

 

[Mac Tíre na Gealaí]

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I don't have words. I seriously don't understand. These were posted like a minute apart.

What the fuck.

 

[Typical Anime Trap]

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I don't have words. I seriously don't understand. These were posted like a minute apart.

What the fuck.

This is a little unrelated but it always gets me when lily says that using slurs is bad. If she is a lesbian why is it not ok for her and people like her to say dyke, faggot, and queer? (Queer also isn't a slur I have no idea where she got that from, it was originally a slang term for 'off' or 'weird' but now being queer is an actual identity; its literally not a slur.)

I'm bi, I've never ever had a problem with saying those words because they're relevant to me and if I want to make a stupid joke calling myself a stupid faggot or some shit I should be allowed to do that. Self deprecation keeps you humble, but I guess Lily wouldn't know the first thing about being humble.

 

[SubarashiiRage]

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I don't have words. I seriously don't understand. These were posted like a minute apart.

What the fuck.

https://archive.fo/hlk2l
you all don't think it's funny that identity has become so subjective and political that we have no idea what a lesbian is anymore.

with so many new genders and sexualities, shouldn't it be easier to organize who's who? what is their point anyway?

 

[Lurk Jurk]

(Queer also isn't a slur I have no idea where she got that from, it was originally a slang term for 'off' or 'weird' but now being queer is an actual identity; its literally not a slur.)

It used to be a slur for gay people decades ago. Calling them "queer" for being off and weird, you know, for being gay.

 

[Typical Anime Trap]

It used to be a slur for gay people decades ago. Calling them "queer" for being off and weird, you know, for being gay.

Yeah but just like how gay was an insult/slur in the past, it isn't anymore. Its basically like Lily is trying to say that the word gay is a slur and that if you call yourself a gaylord or something you're some shit eating troll who gets off on being sad (which is an apt description of Lily if I may say so). when in reality its a valid way to identify yourself. Its literally the LGBTQ community because queer is such an umbrella term that can describe the widest amount of people who don't identify as trans, lesbian, gay or bi.

Everyone knows that the terms gay, queer, dyke, faggot, etc. all have bad histories but all but one of those words have taken on new meanings that most queer people use in a positive light in the present day. Her crusade against the words literally makes no sense from the perspective of another gay person.