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It owns that not 36 hours after telling the whole world they’re idiots for suggesting he budget more carefully, Phil gets owned by himself for wasting money in a way he could have 100% prevented by actually budgeting.

EDIT: true lolcows reject advice so I have no problems posting this: 99% of modern consumer purchasing nowadays is giving you a month for free and hoping you forget. And if you have 20 services all charging you 5 dollars a month, then that shit adds up so fucking fast. And if you can't identify all those little lampreys, then you haven't actually done any budgeting. You're just kind of moving numbers around and hoping reality lines up eventually.

My favorite part is that it doesn't even matter if Phil realizes how much he fucks himself by not being smarter with his money, he would just keep being dumb with it, out of spite. Not just because he has the mind of a toddler, but because he knows that one of the most irritating things about him is the way that life doesn't punish him quite enough for being an idiot, and he really gets off on that shit, especially these days.
 
My favorite part is that it doesn't even matter if Phil realizes how much he fucks himself by not being smarter with his money, he would just keep being dumb with it, out of spite. Not just because he has the mind of a toddler, but because he knows that one of the most irritating things about him is the way that life doesn't punish him quite enough for being an idiot, and he really gets off on that shit, especially these days.
Oh, 100%. If Phil ever has to downgrade his lifestyle even a titch then The Detractors Win. Which also owns, because he's making his own problems worse just to spite us.
 
Has he ever given a reason for this except he's so lazy to turn them back on again?

Or are you not joking and thats actually the reason?
I'm pretty sure the reason part laziness but mostly paranoia that he will lose progress because the game didn't save his exact position. He has infamously thrown fits over losing a couple of minutes of progress due to not understanding how save systems work in various games like Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 (Where Phil would enter an area, get items, save, then die or quit and think reloading would let him keep the items) Zelda Twilight Princess (saving in a dungeon brings you to the start when you resume) and recently, Fire Emblem (Phil doesn't know what bookmark saves are). And we all now how salty Phil gets when he has to redo gameplay, no matter how little, for any reason.\
 
I've lost progress gained over the course of an hour and, while I was obviously not happy, I still didn't get as pissy as Phil does over the loss of two minutes. I also wasn't stupid enough to think that leaving my consoles running 24/7 was the answer.

And don't even get me started on Phil's hatred for re-doing the tiniest task flying so much in the face of his claims of loving his jahb.
 
I'm pretty sure the reason part laziness but mostly paranoia that he will lose progress because the game didn't save his exact position. He has infamously thrown fits over losing a couple of minutes of progress due to not understanding how save systems work in various games like Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 (Where Phil would enter an area, get items, save, then die or quit and think reloading would let him keep the items) Zelda Twilight Princess (saving in a dungeon brings you to the start when you resume) and recently, Fire Emblem (Phil doesn't know what bookmark saves are). And we all now how salty Phil gets when he has to redo gameplay, no matter how little, for any reason.\
Bugged saving mechanics, of course. I swear there isn't anything this man understands correctly, even the things he "understands" he's likely confused about or mistaken in some way.
I've lost progress gained over the course of an hour and, while I was obviously not happy, I still didn't get as pissy as Phil does over the loss of two minutes. I also wasn't stupid enough to think that leaving my consoles running 24/7 was the answer.

And don't even get me started on Phil's hatred for re-doing the tiniest task flying so much in the face of his claims of loving his jahb.
Redoing parts of games would extend his playtime on them giving him more con-tent.

If I'm enjoying a game I don't even mind losing a lot of progress, I mean it's a little annoying but it's just more of playing a good game. That said we all know DSP hates every game he plays since it's just a shitty day-job to him.
 
Can we just have a moment to look at the shit on his bottom lip?
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Phil needs at least $100 to pay his $33 bill.
After PayPal convenience fees, transfer fees, taxes, the electricity needed to run his devices, the food necessary to give his body the nourishment necessary to pay the fee, a slice of the mortgage since how am I supposed to pay a bill without a house, that $33 charge is actually more like thousands of dollars. I need your help now and the best way to do that is by tipping.
 
The "new" chair isn't doing him any favors he looks fatter then he probably is. At least that's what I think. I mean holy shit he looks like he has a double life belt.
 
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So EA magically knew his credit card information and charged him when the subscription was up? No the dumb fuck would have needed to enter his payment info to activate the free subscription. And even though EA is scummy as hell, I bet it told him at least twice that his credit card would be billed at the end of the promotional period.

But no EA personally attacked him and he did nothing wrong.

EDIT: or was it his Paypal that was charged? Either way the point still stands.
 
So EA magically knew his credit card information and charged him when the subscription was up? No the dumb fuck would have needed to enter his payment info to activate the free subscription. And even though EA is scummy as hell, I bet it told him at least twice that his credit card would be billed at the end of the promotional period.

But no EA personally attacked him and he did nothing wrong.

EDIT: or was it his Paypal that was charged? Either way the point still stands.
He said it was thru PSN so EA just charged him through whatever his primary payment method is for PSN.
 
So EA magically knew his credit card information and charged him when the subscription was up? No the dumb fuck would have needed to enter his payment info to activate the free subscription. And even though EA is scummy as hell, I bet it told him at least twice that his credit card would be billed at the end of the promotional period.

But no EA personally attacked him and he did nothing wrong.

EDIT: or was it his Paypal that was charged? Either way the point still stands.
Just proof pahsitive that Phil is an infomercial's wet dream. He'll furnish banking information into anything without reading the fine print. Then later cry "But I didn't mean it!" He's absolutely terrible at managing money, and he proves it day after day.
 
So EA magically knew his credit card information and charged him when the subscription was up? No the dumb fuck would have needed to enter his payment info to activate the free subscription. And even though EA is scummy as hell, I bet it told him at least twice that his credit card would be billed at the end of the promotional period.

But no EA personally attacked him and he did nothing wrong.

EDIT: or was it his Paypal that was charged? Either way the point still stands.
I just picture him clicking through the agreement without even reading a word of it like he does in video games. I mean the dude can't find options in a game when his cursor is literally sitting on it. Reading and comprehension are not this guy's strong point. I bet he had to study like crazy to get good grades at school.
 
Can we just have a moment to look at the shit on his bottom lip?View attachment 1679495
if you watch tevin's restream of Phil's 2018/2019 new year stream Phil tells a story about his old razor that could never hold a charge. he went on about how he'd have to shave half of his beard plug in the razor, shower, shave the other half plug in the razor again, dry himself, then trim his beard. he said all this to talk up his Christmas present from kat which was a new razor. however, after seeing recent pics of his half shaved facial hair i think either she never got him a new razor or the new razor broke and hes too cheap to buy another one so he dug the old one out of the nook because we know phil never throws anything that he paid money for away.
 
if you watch tevin's restream of Phil's 2018/2019 new year stream Phil tells a story about his old razor that could never hold a charge. he went on about how he'd have to shave half of his beard plug in the razor, shower, shave the other half plug in the razor again, dry himself, then trim his beard. he said all this to talk up his Christmas present from kat which was a new razor. however, after seeing recent pics of his half shaved facial hair i think either she never got him a new razor or the new razor broke and hes too cheap to buy another one so he dug the old one out of the nook because we know phil never throws anything that he paid money for away.
lol. It's not like the battery can't be replaced.
 
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