🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

This is the demographic Ethan is now courting:

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Ethan may be fat-titted but I wouldn't call him a femboy.

 

[irujdksajksdjlsk]

Someone in my chat has pointed out that the replays show a different lemon amount for the stream than my onscreen display. I'm going to investigate this some tomorrow, but here's what we have so far.

Last night's stream I showed it ending with 17.26k lemons, but the replay shows 21.09k.
Tonight, I show, and @MeltyTW confirmed, 9.37k, but the replay is showing 11.26k.
Something's fucky.

If you grab the total counts of those replays, they are 11265.203 and 21099.618. I assumed it was an inaccurate count of the total lemons, but since the totals aren't in full lemons, this can't be true. The actual count from these two streams are 12503 and 23117, so it's not like they're inflating the number, either. Not sure what's actually going on here.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I want a t-shit of Ralph taking a huge whiff of his stinky thumb

 

[Sam Losco]

Even worse is that the total lemon count is counted from the replay, if that double 25% cut for donating and cashing out is true than Ralph made $9k the last 12 months and when combined with his other ways to donate essentially made $24k the last 12 months. Unless hes been collecting welfare this entire time i genuinely would find it hard to believe hes been surviving on that. Also the quarterly trips to dick are about $1000 a hit too, so between that and his alcohol intake and pills hes been in the red since stream.me failed (if not longer) hes making no money and faith still went to live with him. She went from a middle class lifestyle to a near-homeless one if shes genuinely still there (doubt, she would be giving him a lot of material for the show by now. But we would have seen Ralph try and get his dick wet by now if she wasnt there)

You're forgetting his Patron money, which, conceivably based on the tiers could be bringing in anywhere from $233 - $11,650. Now, there is no way in hell all of his 233 Patrons are at the highest tier. I would say most are at the $5 tier for the bonus episodes (extra sleep material). If all are at $5, that;s 1165 a month. I'm not sure what Patreon's cut is though. It can be either 5%, 8% or 12% depending on which plan he went with. Let's assume all 233 of his patrons are at the $5 tier and he has the 5% plan, he's taking home: $1,106.75. With the 8% plan, $1,071.80.

But it's largely unknown. Not everyone is going to be $5 tier, some will be lower, some higher so it could be less than 1k or more than 2K or somewhere in between. Either way, he's likely making enough to live but maybe not much more than that. I have a hard time believing he's in the black overall though, especially with the trips and now, especially having to feed Faith and a future child. He likely dips into that banked $50k more than he should already and that will get worse with the pregnancy expenses and then the child expenses. I doubt he was smart enough to invest any of it either so that $50k will only get smaller.

 

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I hope Dick's event goes well and Ralph is motivated to hold his own meetup. Guntersville, AL, is only about four hours drive from WEST MEMPHIS. There is ample local accomodation and the Guntersville Town Hall could fit all of Ralph's fans, despite their considerable girth.

The local bail bondsman, OLD JAIL BAIL BONDS is just across the road in the old jail building. Perhaps Ralph could even get sponsored? That name shouldn't be stuck in Guntersville. It should be nationwide.

 

[Sam Losco]

Someone in my chat has pointed out that the replays show a different lemon amount for the stream than my onscreen display. I'm going to investigate this some tomorrow, but here's what we have so far.

Last night's stream I showed it ending with 17.26k lemons, but the replay shows 21.09k.
Tonight, I show, and @MeltyTW confirmed, 9.37k, but the replay is showing 11.26k.
Something's fucky.
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Ok, I copied and pasted all the transactions from during the show run time from the earnings tab. Stripped out data not needed leaving just the amounts donated AFTER Dlive's cut.
For 10/20, the total is: 17337.75
For 10/21, the total is 9377.25
Both match the on screen totals plus the extra it doesn't show due to only showing 2 decimal places.
I believe the small difference in the amounts for 10/20 vs my on screen is just a delay in the on screen update. He had some last minute donations come in that didn't get reflected before the stream actually ended. We're talking less than 100 lemon difference so no big deal.

But this confirms that Dlive is adding in lemons to the replay amount that are not accounted for in the earnings tab. The extra lemons, thousands of them, are not accounted for in the earnings tab. I have no idea where these are coming from. I'm going to ask Dlive about this.

 

[MeltyTW]

combined with his other ways to donate essentially made $24k the last 12 months

i think thats a pretty generous round up, looking at his graphtreon you see a sharp dip in patrons then an unnatrual rise for no reason, ralph actualyl gained ten new ones for no reason, i think someone before noticed whenever he loses patrons its magically replaced with a little interest no matter how sharp the drop. not to mention most of those patrons were from his impoverished gg days 900 a month is probably a more generous estimate.

eh whatever yours is a good upper bounds estimate and its still shit anyway

lso the quarterly trips to dick are about $1000 a hit too, so between that and his alcohol intake and pills hes been in the red since stream.me failed (if not longer) hes making no money and faith still went to live with him.

oh its even worse, he actually donates at least a little of his lemons too and i think hes confirmed a paypig to other creators along with theories he has to pay his guests.

so 24k a year is the upper bounds of his income, minus some wigger ghetto rich splurges

I believe the small difference in the amounts for 10/20 vs my on screen is just a delay in the on screen update. He had some last minute donations come in that didn't get reflected before the stream actually ended. We're talking less than 100 lemon difference so no big deal.

your stream went longer than his stream though wouldnt that have captured it? i think some donos happen after stream termination.

 

[Sam Losco]

your stream went longer than his stream though wouldnt that have captured it? i think some donos happen after stream termination.

I'm not sure, but I assume either the delay was longer, or it stops updating that once his stream actually ends.

 

[Sam Losco]

Double posting, sue me.

Don't know when he'll start tonight so I already scheduled the the live stream on YT to start at 8PM Eastern, which is when the debate starts. My OBS will start streaming as soon as he does regardless. If it's earlier, the YT stream should kick in early, later and everyone will be waiting. I won't have my intro tonight. I'm sure everyone is getting sick of my playlist just like they are of the Bojack theme.

 

[2021Murder]

i think thats a pretty generous round up, looking at his graphtreon you see a sharp dip in patrons then an unnatrual rise for no reason, ralph actualyl gained ten new ones for no reason, i think someone before noticed whenever he loses patrons its magically replaced with a little interest no matter how sharp the drop. not to mention most of those patrons were from his impoverished gg days 900 a month is probably a more generous estimate.

eh whatever yours is a good upper bounds estimate and its still shit anyway


oh its even worse, he actually donates at least a little of his lemons too and i think hes confirmed a paypig to other creators along with theories he has to pay his guests.

so 24k a year is the upper bounds of his income, minus some wigger ghetto rich splurges


your stream went longer than his stream though wouldnt that have captured it? i think some donos happen after stream termination.

I dont know what percentage he gives away each night but lets assume 10% hes basically not making any money at all then. Are we sure about the 25% hit to cash out though? Im 90% sure its not true because we would have heard about it from other streamers.

You're forgetting his Patron money, which, conceivably based on the tiers could be bringing in anywhere from $233 - $11,650. Now, there is no way in hell all of his 233 Patrons are at the highest tier. I would say most are at the $5 tier for the bonus episodes (extra sleep material). If all are at $5, that;s 1165 a month. I'm not sure what Patreon's cut is though. It can be either 5%, 8% or 12% depending on which plan he went with. Let's assume all 233 of his patrons are at the $5 tier and he has the 5% plan, he's taking home: $1,106.75. With the 8% plan, $1,071.80.

But it's largely unknown. Not everyone is going to be $5 tier, some will be lower, some higher so it could be less than 1k or more than 2K or somewhere in between. Either way, he's likely making enough to live but maybe not much more than that. I have a hard time believing he's in the black overall though, especially with the trips and now, especially having to feed Faith and a future child. He likely dips into that banked $50k more than he should already and that will get worse with the pregnancy expenses and then the child expenses. I doubt he was smart enough to invest any of it either so that $50k will only get smaller.

I included the pateeon in my estimate. 9k from dlive, 12k from patrion+ 1k from subscribestar and 2k from entropy.

 

[MeltyTW]

I dont know what percentage he gives away each night but lets assume 10% hes basically not making any money at all then. Are we sure about the 25% hit to cash out though? Im 90% sure its not true because we would have heard about it from other streamers.

dlive takes a fourth of all transactions

 

[Neko GF]

Once again, the Blood God demands a sacrifice:

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1319400914793484291 (Archive)

 

[MeltyTW]

Once again, the Blood God demands a sacrifice:

ten hours of dry "da joooz actually" but female sand nigger edition, jacob should probably focus more on his criminal legal troubles than exacerbate them via simping for the gunt

 

[High Tea]

Once again, the Blood God demands a sacrifice:
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Jacob Wohl wouldn't talk about anything that would be actually interesting, like his Maxwell ties.
Destiny connection destroyed
AIU hasn't been anywhere in ages
As to moderation? Sure , he's neutral, in the sense he just sits there and does other stuff while his guests do their thing
If he wants a neocon, he should just ask Milo or Malkin or the contracts through them

 

[Haru Okumura]

Once again, the Blood God demands a sacrifice:
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This is in no way Ethan flailing desperately in response to Vaush's announcement that he'll be doing in-person bloodsports with fellow political lolcow Tim Pool next week.

First Vaush beat @theralph in viewers on his own home platform, and now he's going to beat @theralph in viewers at his own gimmick. How many losses can you take from a single TDS-afflicted communist?



EDIT: Screenshot lifted from here

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I generally don't post DMs as a rule, but today I noticed I had a message from somebody.

I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

EDIT: oh, I think it was in reference to my mocking "Chillstream Uncut alloneword." It's not that I don't like it, I'm just mentally checking it off on my Killstream Bingo card. My point, & the point of Killstream Bingo (before people lost interest), is that it's formulaic. Every Killstream Ralph fucks around on Twitter. Every Shillstream is worded the exact same way, every time, like a vocal tic. (Though to be fair to Ralph, it works for getting information burned into your memory, which is the point.) Every stream someone starts bitching about juice. Every stream, at almost the same goddamn time every goddamn night, Warski bitches about how much he hates black people. If I were a programmer, I could feed all of Ralph's favorite phrases, Gator's Soros namedrops, Warski's complaints abouts niggers, & Tucker Carlson clips into an AI & randomly generate a Killstream episode indistinguishable from the real thing.

Ralph's argument, of course, would be "you don't run a successful podcast, blah blah blah" & he's right, I don't. But neither does Ralph. The Killstream is limping along on its name only & whatever shred of relevance he had during GG. You know how big designer brands like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, etc. can sell whatever tacky shit & bitches will fork over obscene amounts of cash for it? That's because the name is enough to sell a product, no matter how good or bad it is. That's the Killstream. When people in this corner of the Internet talk about the Killstream, do they talk about any recent guests? Do they laugh about David Weiss, the Flat Earth King? Do they acknowledge how creepy it is to have Alex Jones' retarded teenage son as a semi-regular guest on a stream with dudes in their mid-thirties? Fuck no, they say shit like "oh, the Killstream, I remember them from 2016," or "oh shit, the Killstream, I loved Zidan!" or "the Killstream, I only watched them when they had Mister Metokur on."

The Killstream is coasting on its GG notoriety & that's it. Pretty soon it's going to go the way of the Kumite. With the exception of the Styxhexenspencer Debate, Ralph has barely broken 1k live viewers all month.

Anyway, there's more.

Presented without comment.

Gloat away, friend, but for the record:
-Kiwi Farms is not a hivemind. There's no "my side" anything. Even @Sam Losco , who I'd go as far as to say we've collaborated together on a few things, have vastly different opinions on what would be a good future for the currently in-utero Gaius Julius Ralph.
-I wouldn't call Tea Clips my "buddy," more like a casual acquaintance. I'm just very sympathetic to the plight of women harassed by belligerent alcoholics. Addendum: if you told me GG was about harassing women, I'd call you an idiot. If you told me Ralph gets off on harassing women because it makes him feel like a big man, I'd believe you without hesitation.
-I don't know what "coalition" you're talking about, broken or otherwise.
-"show is thriving:" see above.
-off probation in March:
-Vickers is bffs with Ralph: taking this with a huge grain of salt, but okay. I hope you get the father figure you've always wanted in Mr. Vickers. Genuinely.
-back in jail: I'm ambivalent either way at this point. I'm ready to hop off the Ralphamale train & completely "retire" after election night. Which, credit where credit's due, I am unironically looking forward to. For different reasons than the regular 1k watchers, I'm sure. Go out with a bang, would you? Every cow has been disappointing me lately.

I considered just replying normally, but even engaging Ralph by proxy doing reeeeeecaps every night is exhausting, much less having a one-sided conversation with the man himself. Plus he'd just respond to whatever with "lol u mad" & re-block me to ensure he gets the last word anyway.

 

[Haru Okumura]

I generally don't post DMs as a rule, but today I noticed I had a message from somebody.
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I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

EDIT: oh, I think it was in reference to my mocking "Chillstream Uncut alloneword." It's not that I don't like it, I'm just mentally checking it off on my Killstream Bingo card. My point, & the point of Killstream Bingo (before people lost interest), is that it's formulaic. Every Killstream Ralph fucks around on Twitter. Every Shillstream is worded the exact same way, every time, like a vocal tic. (Though to be fair to Ralph, it works for getting information burned into your memory, which is the point.) Every stream someone starts bitching about juice. Every stream, at almost the same goddamn time every goddamn night, Warski bitches about how much he hates black people. If I were a programmer, I could feed all of Ralph's favorite phrases, Gator's Soros namedrops, Warski's complaints abouts niggers, & Tucker Carlson clips into an AI & randomly generate a Killstream episode indistinguishable from the real thing.

Ralph's argument, of course, would be "you don't run a successful podcast, blah blah blah" & he's right, I don't. But neither does Ralph. The Killstream is limping along on its name only & whatever shred of relevance he had during GG. You know how big designer brands like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, etc. can sell whatever tacky shit & bitches will fork over obscene amounts of cash for it? That's because the name is enough to sell a product, no matter how good or bad it is. That's the Killstream. When people in this corner of the Internet talk about the Killstream, do they talk about any recent guests? Do they laugh about David Weiss, the Flat Earth King? Do they acknowledge how creepy it is to have Alex Jones' retarded teenage son as a semi-regular guest on a stream with dudes in their mid-thirties? Fuck no, they say shit like "oh, the Killstream, I remember them from 2016," or "oh shit, the Killstream, I loved Zidan!" or "the Killstream, I only watched them when they had Mister Metokur on."

The Killstream is coasting on its GG notoriety & that's it. Pretty soon it's going to go the way of the Kumite. With the exception of the Styxhexenspencer Debate, Ralph has barely broken 1k live viewers all month.

Anyway, there's more.
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Presented without comment.
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Gloat away, friend, but for the record:
-Kiwi Farms is not a hivemind. There's no "my side" anything. Even @Sam Losco , who I'd go as far as to say we've collaborated together on a few things, have vastly different opinions on what would be a good future for the currently in-utero Gaius Julius Ralph.
-I wouldn't call Tea Clips my "buddy," more like a casual acquaintance. I'm just very sympathetic to the plight of women harassed by belligerent alcoholics. Addendum: if you told me GG was about harassing women, I'd call you an idiot. If you told me Ralph gets off on harassing women because it makes him feel like a big man, I'd believe you without hesitation.
-I don't know what "coalition" you're talking about, broken or otherwise.
-"show is thriving:" see above.
-off probation in March:
-Vickers is bffs with Ralph: taking this with a huge grain of salt, but okay. I hope you get the father figure you've always wanted in Mr. Vickers. Genuinely.
-back in jail: I'm ambivalent either way at this point. I'm ready to hop off the Ralphamale train & completely "retire" after election night. Which, credit where credit's due, I am unironically looking forward to. For different reasons than the regular 1k watchers, I'm sure. Go out with a bang, would you? Every cow has been disappointing me lately.

I considered just replying normally, but even engaging Ralph by proxy doing reeeeeecaps every night is exhausting, much less having a one-sided conversation with the man himself. Plus he'd just respond to whatever with "lol u mad" & re-block me to ensure he gets the last word anyway.

I have literally never seen another human being cope this hard.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

"lmao. gg."
-Ethan Oliver Ralph

 

[MeltyTW]

I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

obviously any woman who doesnt want to try and learn to bounce and squat within a 2-3 inch window of space is a rug munching dyke, ralph oozes masculinity with his musky trash and grease odor.

Presented without comment.

we driven this fucker into thinking everyone is this united alawg terrorist army hell bent on tearing him down!

Anyway, there's more.

lol ralph you sold 10 or less shirts, josh apparently has sold 1k shirts, also ralphs superchats are literally the same boat as nulls donations, its just null uses more reputable crypto then a chinese site that takes over 50 percent of what you invest in a single donation to a streamer

if its not too much might i ask that you gloat that people on his "side" are leaking his health to me? or ask about it im curious to hear his cope about that

 

[High Tea]

I generally don't post DMs as a rule, but today I noticed I had a message from somebody.
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I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

EDIT: oh, I think it was in reference to my mocking "Chillstream Uncut alloneword." It's not that I don't like it, I'm just mentally checking it off on my Killstream Bingo card. My point, & the point of Killstream Bingo (before people lost interest), is that it's formulaic. Every Killstream Ralph fucks around on Twitter. Every Shillstream is worded the exact same way, every time, like a vocal tic. (Though to be fair to Ralph, it works for getting information burned into your memory, which is the point.) Every stream someone starts bitching about juice. Every stream, at almost the same goddamn time every goddamn night, Warski bitches about how much he hates black people. If I were a programmer, I could feed all of Ralph's favorite phrases, Gator's Soros namedrops, Warski's complaints abouts niggers, & Tucker Carlson clips into an AI & randomly generate a Killstream episode indistinguishable from the real thing.

Ralph's argument, of course, would be "you don't run a successful podcast, blah blah blah" & he's right, I don't. But neither does Ralph. The Killstream is limping along on its name only & whatever shred of relevance he had during GG. You know how big designer brands like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, etc. can sell whatever tacky shit & bitches will fork over obscene amounts of cash for it? That's because the name is enough to sell a product, no matter how good or bad it is. That's the Killstream. When people in this corner of the Internet talk about the Killstream, do they talk about any recent guests? Do they laugh about David Weiss, the Flat Earth King? Do they acknowledge how creepy it is to have Alex Jones' retarded teenage son as a semi-regular guest on a stream with dudes in their mid-thirties? Fuck no, they say shit like "oh, the Killstream, I remember them from 2016," or "oh shit, the Killstream, I loved Zidan!" or "the Killstream, I only watched them when they had Mister Metokur on."

The Killstream is coasting on its GG notoriety & that's it. Pretty soon it's going to go the way of the Kumite. With the exception of the Styxhexenspencer Debate, Ralph has barely broken 1k live viewers all month.

Anyway, there's more.
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Presented without comment.
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Gloat away, friend, but for the record:
-Kiwi Farms is not a hivemind. There's no "my side" anything. Even @Sam Losco , who I'd go as far as to say we've collaborated together on a few things, have vastly different opinions on what would be a good future for the currently in-utero Gaius Julius Ralph.
-I wouldn't call Tea Clips my "buddy," more like a casual acquaintance. I'm just very sympathetic to the plight of women harassed by belligerent alcoholics. Addendum: if you told me GG was about harassing women, I'd call you an idiot. If you told me Ralph gets off on harassing women because it makes him feel like a big man, I'd believe you without hesitation.
-I don't know what "coalition" you're talking about, broken or otherwise.
-"show is thriving:" see above.
-off probation in March:
-Vickers is bffs with Ralph: taking this with a huge grain of salt, but okay. I hope you get the father figure you've always wanted in Mr. Vickers. Genuinely.
-back in jail: I'm ambivalent either way at this point. I'm ready to hop off the Ralphamale train & completely "retire" after election night. Which, credit where credit's due, I am unironically looking forward to. For different reasons than the regular 1k watchers, I'm sure. Go out with a bang, would you? Every cow has been disappointing me lately.

I considered just replying normally, but even engaging Ralph by proxy doing reeeeeecaps every night is exhausting, much less having a one-sided conversation with the man himself. Plus he'd just respond to whatever with "lol u mad" & re-block me to ensure he gets the last word anyway.

Couple things from my point of view:

• So they've mended things with the Vickers. That's good for the baby I guess. And that probably ensures that they will be chipping in money no matter how miniscule the lemons are and explains why there are no charges against him
• There are some valid complaints about TC. Problem is instead of just sticking with that, they went full on bashing. Things were altered by her moves. Don't think she was the linchpin though. And just saying she's fat isn't going to make people sympathetic to your cause.
• VA probation department is cool with violations.