Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Well, if you want more than a random internet post, that's how you'll get it.

Edit: Are you done deleting/revising now, Spinal Gas Chamber?
 
TinyKitty said:
I guess you could always look her up and ask her. She wrote a couple of front-page articles under her real name, it's not hard to find.

Edit: Or if someone has archives (do archives even still work?) search for the FYAD thread. it would have been around 2003.
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Why would I do that?

edit: yeah, my bad. Accidentally multi quoted.
 
The weirdo who murdered a little girl AND TRIED TO EAT HER was indeed a goon. Kevin Underwood from Purcell Oklahoma. His goon name was Mok. The admins tried to cover it up.

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The murder was April 12, 2006. He was arrested April 17, 2006. Coincidentally his 'hacked' account was banned that same day. Don't forget the little girl he murdered begged for her life by apologizing to him for whatever it was that she had done.
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The weirdo who murdered a little girl AND TRIED TO EAT HER was indeed a goon. Kevin Underwood from Purcell Oklahoma. His goon name was Mok. The admins tried to cover it up.

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Don't forget that the reason he didn't get round to eating her was because he was too busy raping her corpse.
 
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Bees said:
the little girl he murdered begged for her life by apologizing to him for whatever it was that she had done.
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Oh god, I'd forgotten about that bit. That transcript was horrible.

I found his ed page with more details. I feel like I really poorly timed this derail though, if it turns out Lowtax did spaff on an underage girl's feet.

Goons are gross.
 
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Don't forget that the reason he didn't get round to eating her was because he was too busy raping her corpse.
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I think he attempted raping the corpse but it wasn't like in his fantasies, so he tried to cut off the head which also didn't work like in his Japanese animes, so he stashed her in a big plastic container, ducttaped it and stashed it in his closet to dump it sometime, which he didn't get to because he was such a lazy fuck. Certainly displayed many goony qualities.
 
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Bees said:
The weirdo who murdered a little girl AND TRIED TO EAT HER was indeed a goon. Kevin Underwood from Purcell Oklahoma. His goon name was Mok. The admins tried to cover it up.

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....why did I look up his name? Why did I read what he did? Why... why WHY?! Fuck.

I had written a big post here about this but it’d be “showing my power level” so I deleted it. Just... protect yourselves, k? There are a lot of sick people in the world, protect yourselves from them. PM me if any of you want to know how to get started.
 
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FrankTheSpank said:
....why did I look up his name? Why did I read what he did? Why... why WHY?! Fuck.

I had written a big post here about this but it’d be “showing my power level” so I deleted it. Just... protect yourselves, k? There are a lot of sick people in the world, protect yourselves from them. PM me if any of you want to know how to get started.
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So you want the young girls reading kiwifarms to PM you so you can protect them.
 
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So you want the young girls reading kiwifarms to PM you so you can protect them.
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I want ANYONE that needs help DEFENDING THEMSELVES to PM me if they need advice on how to defend themselves from sick people like the goon and murdered a 10 year old girl. Such as what steps to take to purchase a firearm and where to look to get training. Contrary to popular lefty belief you can’t just walk into a gun shop and buy a gun. Just ask all the woke journalists that tried to show how easy it was to buy a gun and failed their background checks. Only a few had the balls to report that they failed.

[Power Level] I am a firearms instructor (and gunsmith) [/Power Level]

But real funny morphing that to “you wanna protect the little girls?” 🙄

I can give advice on how to get started to buy a firearm and some local laws and how to go about getting training. I and a lot of other people made mistakes when they bought their first firearm and.. I can help with that.

edit— Example: https://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-gun-buying-review-virginia-store-2019-8
 
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I want ANYONE that needs help DEFENDING THEMSELVES to PM me if they need advice on how to defend themselves from sick people like the goon and murdered a 10 year old girl. Such as what steps to take to purchase a firearm and where to look to get training. Contrary to popular lefty belief you can’t just walk into a gun shop and buy a gun. Just ask all the woke journalists that tried to show how easy it was to buy a gun and failed their background checks. Only a few had the balls to report that they failed.

[Power Level] I am a firearms instructor (and gunsmith) [/Power Level]

But real funny morphing that to “you wanna protect the little girls?” 🙄

I can give advice on how to get started to buy a firearm and some local laws and how to go about getting training. I and a lot of other people made mistakes when they bought their first firearm and.. I can help with that.

edit— Example: https://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-gun-buying-review-virginia-store-2019-8
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Seek the help of a psychiatric professional.
 
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You rang?

Seriously though how is this shit not common knowledge though? And what kind of person do you have to be to cover that shit up?

They really seem to double down on shittyness every time they get called out, didn't even perma Burt Sexual.
 
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