US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Who dat?]

This may kill early voting if enough people complain that they were lied to before the election itself happened and would've voted differently given the circumstances and demand serious change to the system.

It won't kill early voting, because Democrats tend to be lazy and shiftless and want their voters to be able to vote while waiting for a crack delivery, so early voting will never go away. If you look back over the last few elections you'll find a lot of October surprises that have happened after many people have voted. OTOH, people who vote early are often those so fixed in their support that an October surprise won't matter to them, anyway -- I mean, what would it take to cause a Trump loyalist to decide to go for Biden instead? Or a communist to vote for Trump? (Though an exception might be union Democrats in Pennsylvania who just learned that Biden intends to put them on welfare.)

All that aside, my view is that if you can't be bothered to show up on election day, you deserve to lose your vote and maybe get a good beating also.

EDIT: I'm reminded that if they had their way, Democrats would set up polling booths in betting parlors on the day the welfare checks arrive.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Biden actually scared my hyper-normie friend who never voted in her life before. She caught 15 minutes of the debate and says she just might maybe consider voting for Trump

Did she say why he scared her? Might be a useful tactic for other normies.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

Joe reaaaalllly looked like he was on speed last night to me. He hardly blinked and his eyes were open extremely wide. There was a definite down turn toward the end of the debate when he started slurring his words a little bit and made less sense. Dangerous game to play with such an old man.

Any stimulant would be a very very bad idea for Joe.

His cardiovascular system was already in shambles, between the heart problems, hypertension and multiple brain aneurysms, and now combined with blood thinners and memantine making it worse, throw a strong stimulant on top and you might get the aneurysm equivalent of yellowstone.

 

[Who dat?]

Any stimulant would be a very very bad idea for Joe.

His cardiovascular system was already in shambles, between the heart problems, hypertension and multiple brain aneurysms, and now combined with blood thinners and memantine making it worse, throw a strong stimulant on top and you might get the aneurysm equivalent of yellowstone.

Or, as we like to call it, the mute button.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Still voting Biden because he will end oil and make people learn how to use Public Transit so I can have free healthcare.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Still voting Biden because he will end oil and make people learn how to use Public Transit so I can have free healthcare.

Good luck with that.

 

[Haramburger]

Run the Surf Mommy.

YESSSSSSSSS

 

[TFT-A9]

Still voting Biden because he will end oil and make people learn how to use Public Transit so I can have free healthcare.

Didn't happen in the 8 years Obama was in, hope you don't seriously think Biden would accomplish that

 

[Crinoids]

Did she say why he scared her? Might be a useful tactic for other normies.

Specifically, Biden didn't seem happy about not fighting North Korea, and unspecifically he was giving her "massive bad vibes".
Probably the bad vibes of absolute weakness and insincerity.

I would categorize this friend as someone who would vote for Bernie or Yang if they were close to winning, promised to legalize weed, and there was also peer pressure from certain Bernie bro facebook friends. Some people just want weed and no war, and Biden gave her flashbacks to Hillary's warmongering which kept her up at night with anxiety at the time.

"OMG NOOO not this North Korea shit again! Who cares if Kim and Trump are buddies!? Fucking good! As long as I don't have to watch people die! What does Biden even want!?"
"....Why do they talk about Russia whenever there's an election? I don't get it?"

 

[TFT-A9]

At this point if you want to harvest salt I'm pretty sure reminding anyone that early-voted for Biden that they can't take their vote back would do the job pretty well

 

[Shiversblood]

A new billboard just went up in eastern Tennessee:
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They should have used the pic of Hunter with the meth pipe in his mouth on the billboard. Cigarettes are legal. I guess this pic is suppose to remind people of the meth pipe pic tho?

 

[Orange Man Costume]

They should have used the pic of Hunter with the meth pipe in his mouth on the billboard. Cigarettes are legal. I guess this pic is suppose to remind people of the meth pipe pic tho?

The agency that owns the billboard probably wouldn't allow the meth pipe.

Similarly the advertising options are limited when it comes to footage of Biden fondling kids, Twitter bans it as child sexual abuse content.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

These so-called "liberal, peace loving" people who want world peace don't understand what that entails. We have to have good relations with other world leaders that we don't actually like (even despicable pieces of shit like Kim Jung-un), if you want world peace.

 

[Exterminatus]

Oil and coal industries are intertwined, so both of those industries are going to remember Obama and Hillary shitting all over them. Biden just confirmed he's going to shit on them as well.

For reference here's the clip of Hillary spouting off about putting a lot of coal miners out of work.

 

[Who dat?]

Didn't happen in the 8 years Obama was in, hope you don't seriously think Biden would accomplish that

And as was pointed out to me, Biden is Barney to Obama's Andy. A follower. And comic relief -- a laughable dimshit.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

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Those NOPE and BYDON signs actually make Trump look cool, imo. Nice design! I'm not going to pay for one, but if free I'd gladly place one on my wall.

He'd be thought of as one of our greatest modern presidents if he weren't such an asshole.

The asshole part is probably irrelevant. The negative image painted of him in the press is almost entirely fabricated or exaggerated. When Obama laughed at the people he wanted to put out of work, when he said the jobs were gone and he didn't give a shit, and told them to 'learn to code' was a far bigger asshole move than anything Trump has done. If we had a fair press...

For reference here's the clip of Hillary spouting off about putting a lot of coal miners out of work.

WELP

 

[CrippleThreat]

With 1 week before the election, Biden finally reveals his grand COVID plan:

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

With 1 week before the election, Biden finally reveals his grand COVID plan:

You know how hard it is to resist the urge to rate this "late"?

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Specifically, Biden didn't seem happy about not fighting North Korea, and unspecifically he was giving her "massive bad vibes".
Probably the bad vibes of absolute weakness and insincerity.

I would categorize this friend as someone who would vote for Bernie or Yang if they were close to winning, promised to legalize weed, and there was also peer pressure from certain Bernie bro facebook friends. Some people just want weed and no war, and Biden gave her flashbacks to Hillary's warmongering which kept her up at night with anxiety at the time.

"OMG NOOO not this North Korea shit again! Who cares if Kim and Trump are buddies!? Fucking good! As long as I don't have to watch people die! What does Biden even want!?"
"....Why do they talk about Russia whenever there's an election? I don't get it?"

Ah dang, person I was hoping to convince voted for Hills. Eh, shouldn't have even got my hopes up, probably already voted anyway.

Thanks though.

 

[MrJokerRager]

With 1 week before the election, Biden finally reveals his grand COVID plan:

Its too late as the undecideds are not political cokefiends like most of us on this website. They just tuned into the debate and saw this shitbird end his debate with abolishing the oil industry. They not going to follow up on it.