Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

[SIGSEGV]

imagine caring about theoretical internet etiquette. what's your forum of choice, reddit?

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Kiwi Farms. Kiwi Farms is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Kiwi Farms is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Kiwi Farms is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Kiwi Farms is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

You're supposed to change the date to a few days from when you post it, silly.

 

[Lurker]

based zed is based, it's not his fault newfags are retarded

edit: tfw there are users who think people who agree on something are all the same person. what actual literal mouthbreathing speds kek

 

[karz]

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

thanks reddit

 

[AnOminous]

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Kiwi Farms. Kiwi Farms is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Kiwi Farms is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Kiwi Farms is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Kiwi Farms is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

That just sounds like something a complete and utter faggot would say.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Lol, I was going to further comment on this cringy behavior, but it looks like that won't be necessary.
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This is the kind of behavior expected out of an alt account or a total wannabe troll with no clue how to do it right, not an account started in fucking July of 2015. What a joke.

 

[AnOminous]

based zed is based, it's not his fault newfags are retarded

edit: tfw there are users who think people who agree on something are all the same person. what actual literal mouthbreathing speds kek

Even nool is apparently intimidated by the sheer enormity of zed's dick.

 

[X Prime]

Soon the thread will be renamed to Faggotdome at this rate.

 

[Lurker]

Even nool is apparently intimidated by the sheer enormity of zed's dick.

that's why he had to ban him. zed's dick is getting too big for this pond. BE FREE ZED. THERE'S A BIG OCEAN OUT THERE

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

now this is a based post. I absolutely agree with you, all newfags need to fuck off back to reddit.

Joined Aug 16, 2019

Interesting how everyone defending zed instantly fell silent after the ban. Almost like some of them didn't want to draw more attention to themselves lest null notice how similar their IP addresses are

Everyone you don't like is the same person

 

[Duke Nukem]

Soon the thread will be renamed to Faggotdome at this rate.

Oh yes please!!!

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

that's why he had to ban him. zed's dick is getting too big for this pond. BE FREE ZED. THERE'S A BIG OCEAN OUT THERE

What if there are other zeds though? This concept is actually scary.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Kiwi Farms. Kiwi Farms is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Kiwi Farms is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Kiwi Farms is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Kiwi Farms is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

You're supposed to change the date to a few days from when you post it, silly.

Well shit, I thought this was a autism support forum. Boy, do I have egg on my face!

 

[Dark Edea]

I like Kiwi Farms.

 

[AnOminous]

I like Kiwi Farms.

That sounds like something a faggot would say. An extremely gay faggot. Like a faggot who was incredibly into dicks.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Dude you had an opportunity here. You could have dabbed on a revered oldbie for acting like a faggot. Instead you turned into a gigantic faggot yourself. Zed wins even though whatever set off your tardout was arguably a great opportunity for you. And Zed is even the one who ended up banned.

This is the exact reason why even when Zed posts my thread and spergs at me, I just blow him off. Why the fuck do people think they're gonna get a trophy every time they start shit on a forum dedicated to people who start shit?

Fucking idiots.

 

[Dark Edea]

That sounds like something a faggot would say. An extremely gay faggot. Like a faggot who was incredibly into dicks.

I don't like Kiwi Farms.

 

[Spedestrian]

I have to admit I’m disappointed that he was actually mad at the internet. I thought he was just a dedicated troll. Negrates didn’t bother me but I found it amusing how it’d bother others.

Was he actually mad though? Or was he deliberately fucking with an assblasted edgelord in a way that he figured would trigger a chimpout? Seriously, think about it for a second.

If he thought this tard was making a legitimate threat and he actually called the Secret Service, why would he give him a heads up by messaging him? What could he possibly gain from that conversation other than the satisfaction of knowing that he rustled some retard's jimmies? What was the actual outcome of the conversation? Did the dude get agents knocking at his door asking about his shitpost? Or did the dude just lose his cool and embarrass himself by publicly chimping out over an empty threat that no sane person would take seriously?

Say what you will about Zed's methods, he clearly is a dedicated troll and his results speak for themselves. Zed triggered this sped so hard that he started bawling and posting DMs about a complete nothingburger threat that wouldn't elicit more than a "lol, sure bud" from anyone with two brain cells to rub together. He even rated the dude Mad at the Internet for posting about it. If that's not trolling I don't know what is.

 

[SIGSEGV]

thanks reddit

You're welcome.

 

[Nobunaga]

This is the kind of behavior expected out of an alt account or a total wannabe troll with no clue how to do it right, not an account started in fucking July of 2015. What a joke.

This year has shown that most oldfags are even bigger faggots than 99% of oldfags

 

[mr.moon1488]

Was he actually mad though? Or was he deliberately fucking with an assblasted edgelord in a way that he figured would trigger a chimpout? Seriously, think about it for a second.

If he thought this tard was making a legitimate threat and he actually called the Secret Service, why would he give him a heads up by messaging him? What could he possibly gain from that conversation other than the satisfaction of knowing that he rustled some retard's jimmies? What was the actual outcome of the conversation? Did the dude get agents knocking at his door asking about his shitpost? Or did the dude just lose his cool and embarrass himself by publicly chimping out over an empty threat that no sane person would take seriously?

Say what you will about Zed's methods, he clearly is a dedicated troll and his results speak for themselves. Zed triggered this sped so hard that he started bawling and posting DMs about a complete nothingburger threat that wouldn't elicit more than a "lol, sure bud" from anyone with two brain cells to rub together. He even rated the dude Mad at the Internet for posting about it. If that's not trolling I don't know what is.
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Yes, it was a masterful plan to slap fight through DMs, rather than simply posting in a thread like a normal person who's not afraid of the horrible possibility that autists on the internet might laugh at them back.