🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

Now this is meant with all due respect to the Master of all Jannies, but I find it surprising that despite this forum being so popular with women, Josh has trouble finding a partner. Even Ethan can use what little clout he has to get laid. Can't one (or more) of you sad bitches go and help Josh out with some build-confidence sex? I can totally appreciate that most of you are too fat or crazy to stimulate him visually or mentally but 'closing the eyes and thinking of someone else' is always an option. Meet up with him at a resort in Croatia or something? I heard it is really cheap and nice. #fixnullsbrokendick

maybe he can pull a ralph and use the ukraines now war time destabilization to prey on underaged girls

 

[Postal Pippa]

Final day of the week here we are. I think Ive done well this week, got some stuff done, watched a new show. Thats the name of the game, being more productive then Ralph. Also we're live.

 

[Sam Losco]

Oh yeah, here:

No cam for Ralph tonight as he is not at home. Maybe he's visiting Fai in the asylum.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan is having catastrophic audio balancing issues. It sounds like he's screaming into an empty soup can, whereas Mark Collett is almost impossible to hear at all.

He said something about being at a hotel with a different setup, with Shannon hosting the stream...I wonder why he'd take an unannounced trip now, of all times, when he'd scheduled a guest so popular with his dwindling audience. It's almost like something totally unexpected came up.

EDIT: A consummate professional.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Ethan is having catastrophic audio balancing issues. It sounds like he's screaming into an empty soup can, whereas Mark Collett is almost impossible to hear at all.

He said something about being at a hotel with a different setup, with Shannon hosting the stream...I wonder why he'd take an unannounced trip now, of all times, when he'd scheduled a guest so popular with his dwindling audience. It's almost like something totally unexpected came up.

Fai Fai got out of her cage I guess.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ethan is having catastrophic audio balancing issues. It sounds like he's screaming into an empty soup can, whereas Mark Collett is almost impossible to hear at all.

He said something about being at a hotel with a different setup, with Shannon hosting the stream...I wonder why he'd take an unannounced trip now, of all times, when he'd scheduled a guest so popular with his dwindling audience. It's almost like something totally unexpected came up.

EDIT: A consummate professional.

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Shannon hosting explains why Chillstream is in 1080 tonight instead of 720.

 

[Eggg]

we driven this fucker into thinking everyone is this united alawg terrorist army hell bent on tearing him down!

Looks at the newfag not know about the united alawg terrorist discord server.

 

[2021Murder]

Now this is meant with all due respect to the Master of all Jannies, but I find it surprising that despite this forum being so popular with women, Josh has trouble finding a partner. Even Ethan can use what little clout he has to get laid. Can't one (or more) of you sad bitches go and help Josh out with some build-confidence sex? I can totally appreciate that most of you are too fat or crazy to stimulate him visually or mentally but 'closing the eyes and thinking of someone else' is always an option. Meet up with him at a resort in Croatia or something? I heard it is really cheap and nice. #fixnullsbrokendick

Hes from Florida hes had bad lays. He wants a wife now like most guys after 25.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Hes from Florida hes had bad lays. He wants a wife now like most guys after 25.

Are you suggesting none of the women ITT are wife material? I agree with you but to say it is pretty harsh.

 

[Kenobi]

Looks at the newfag not know about the united alawg terrorist discord server.

Nah, melty got banned cause he wouldn´t stop using @everyone like a sped.

looking like a womanly retard was all according to keikaku

eh if nothing big happens on election stream itll really be the first killstream afterwards because itll show his lack of viewer retention, thats the real end in my opinion, the sort of epilogue where the character realizes hes stuck in hell forever of his own creation and the readers (us) bounce out of his life.

ah so he is faking more support to spite us, well ralph im chalking this up as a win for me because im no longer tracking your shit and i was one of about what 2 people who cared enough to rub it in your face, good luck with your numerous bots and fake patrons lol too bad even the fake total isnt worthy of being unprivated.

edit lol he thinks a private citizen having an alawg boosted blog appear on results (with possible seo manipulation from him and gaytor too) with his 40 little likes there makes him a big shot:

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ralph budddy ,,,, your blog is doa, its never gonna happen, jim himself could give you a weekly interview series and your blog would still be resigned to the virtual mothball yard

I don´t understand why he shits on her looks so much. Shes fucking 40 years old. Thats like 10 years past best before date and she dosen´t look like gremelin.

The fact that ShortFatOtaku can beat Ralph's numbers is so funny to me, after everything that went down with Carl and Veeh and making fun of SFO for being a nobody. yet here we are, the nobody Carl hanger-on is beating Ralph's numbers without even trying.

Anyway, the messages to @BOLDYSPICY! are incredible. It seemed like something or someone had managed to tard-wrangle Ralph enough to make the show so boring that people stopped caring, but same as always, he just cannot help himself, so we get this look into the mind of a man driven crazy by alcohol, drugs and his own ego.

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There really is so much to unpack in those two messages:
The thing that bothered him so much that he had to send the DM was Boldy making fun of "alloneword" on her recaps. This by itself means:

• He reads the thread obsessively. Like for real, obsessed with it, it's always been known that he does but this puts him at this weird level kind of like a stalker following his victim only that it's about himself
• He reads Boldy's re-caps in detail, meaning he actually reads feedback on how to improve the show and actively chooses to ignore it
• He keeps track of users who post here and probably has tried to cross-reference to find other accounts/Twitter and possibly even dox them if he were able to

Then, even though there was no reply to his DM he goes back to reading the thread for 10 more minutes and gets annoyed about a comment saying Josh sells a ton more merch than he does.
Being a passive-aggressive coward bitch, he doesn't dare to reply to the thread, so instead he goes for what he sees as an easy target, a woman:
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The fact that he brings up ALL platforms (patreon, subscribestar.....) and the fact that he hides the numbers on ALL those platforms, suggests that he is doing so much worse than I thought. Normally the brag would be "I make X thousand a month on patreon alone" (which he tried to lie about not long ago and everyone saw through it). Bringing in subscribestar AT ALL makes him seem so incredibly desperate. Which he probably is, he seems to be making very little money while growing the number of things he is addicted to by the day.
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Lastly, the most BIZARRE part of it all is that last message. It's all just one big conspiracy to him, even the people he knows and has worked with, like Dame, the second they do something he doesn't like they become part of this insane "coalition" that he has created in his head.The funniest part to me is that he seems to be so stupid that it fits with the Godwinson/PPP bullshit (whatever their reasons for doing it) and it seems like Ralph bought it.

"The show is thriving with no real loses" SFO is beating your Ralph. SHORT FAT OTAKU! Need i say more?

You still have 5 more months to fuck up and get sent back to jail, you keep doing more drugs daily, bragging and gloating about it live on air, drunk driving, at some point your luck will run out, and I'm betting it'll be at the Dax show in December, we'll see though.

Also on the Vickers part of it I don't believe him. Period. Vickers went from thinking you had done something so bad that he could put you back in jail to being "friendly", doubt it.
Besides I don't even believe Faith is still there, but let's be generous and believe she is and that Vickers is on "friendly terms" with you Ralph. You giant fucking sperg, no shit that they would be less hostile if you stopped threating their daughter like a fucking hostage making all communications pass through you while you keep insulting and antagonizing them at every turn. No fucking shit they would be more likely to be civil once you stopped all that, your stupidity never ceases to amaze.

I love how much you can tell of his psyche with those screenshots.
I don´t think anyone in this thread cares how Jewsh is doing financly. If we lost KF that would be sad but not a world ending event. But to Ralph its the numbers that matter and thats why hes hurting so baaad right now. He had less then 600 live viewers with one of the golden geese on. Im sure hes stressing the fuck out about loosing the little relevance he has. The funniest part is that Ralph has fallen so far out of the limelight that most of his old enemies don´t care about him anymore. Vee and the don sargon squad haven´t mentioned you in months and even the lowest of sargon capos are doing double your numbers.

NOONE ON GODS GREEN FLAT EARTH BUYS THAT YOUR FRIENDS WITH THE VICKERS RALPH! For fucks sake are they really gonna forgive the man that kidnapped their daughter and made her in to a drugged out pornstar? With a guntling on the way? You need to run this shit by Gayda before posting it.

Are you suggesting none of the women ITT are wife material? I agree with you but to say it is pretty harsh.

They are all like 30 and dykes
No woman over 25 is worth putting the ring on. yaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

They are all like 30 and dykes

Spoiler

 

[TheSimpShow]

Ralph in December in Tampa:

"CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT. THEY SAID I'D BE DEAD IN A MONTH 2 MONTHS AGO! I'M STILL HERE MOTHERFUCKERS! NOBODY DOES IT LIKE ME! I BEAT THEM!

"To all the haters out there, I'm still on a high pressure oxygen tank, and my legs might be rotted off due to the diabetes, and I'm living in a dumpster, but I'm still here doing the show out back of an arby's stealing their wifi. Can't stop winning!"

 

[Bob Barker]

"To all the haters out there, I'm still on a high pressure oxygen tank, and my legs might be rotted off due to the diabetes, and I'm living in a dumpster, but I'm still here doing the show out back of an arby's stealing their wifi. Can't stop winning!"

"CAN'T MOTHA FUCKIN ABORT THE RETORT!!"

 

[Love Machine]

So anyone want to take bets if our little guntling will be a boy or a girl? I think it will be a girl.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don´t understand why he shits on her looks so much. Shes fucking 40 years old. Thats like 10 years past best before date and she dosen´t look like gremelin.

ade didnt want to sleep with him anymore

So anyone want to take bets if our little guntling will be a boy or a girl? I think it will be a girl.

harlequin baby

spacecowboy14alloneword is just fed posting about blowing up power plants and starting messy civil wars and ethans just reads them out, while mark talks about making your ammunition.

edit barely tickled 600 viewers for a second chillstream down a third of its viewerbase and is at 200s now, this is just aborted as hell glad i got two or three of these shit streams left

 

[Sam Losco]

Given his status tonight, I don't know if Gator is going to be uploading to libsyn or what, so I'm using an estimate of length from my sniping. My estimate should be longer than what he uses given there is only one outro song for PODCAST GANGGANG. I will update it later.

12.45k lemons for tonight. Mark Collett was putting everyone to sleep. @BOLDYSPICY! be thankful you skipped tonight.

 

[MeltyTW]

12.45k lemons for tonight.

SIR i think you mean over 15k lemons.:

lol nothing fishy hear just thousands of fake lemons.

 

[Spectre_06]

Its pretty fucking awesome that even when something goes catastrophically wrong on rackets stream, not only does Nick have a better support system, but his chat actually pitches in to help out, and even spend money to help drex and ty save the show. Ralph has never had a dedicated audience like that. EVER.

It's pretty awesome.

 

[Bob Barker]

So I was looking at some of the numbers behind ralph's donations, and stumbled upon a few interesting tidbits:

• 32% of ralph's entire income on dlive has come from 10 people.
• On average, those people spent $1090 each on lemons using current lemon prices.
• The biggest paypig spent $1513.
• Shinchan, the 3rd largest paypig of ralph, spent $2886 on just ralph and warski.
• Warski has generally been making more than ralph per stream, and has earned 93% of what ralph has earned so far despite ralph being on the platform far longer.
• Andy has donated nearly $100 in lemons to ralph this month. No idea if ralph donated back.
• Ralph likely has made less off dlive in the time he has been using it than he would have if he was working a $10 an hour job full time. Granted he does have patreon and merch as well. (if you take out the top 10 paypigs, ralph would likely have been making less than a minimum wage worker)

 

[Vetti]

The biggest paypig spent $1513.

Was this the Hayward Silvatichii guy or however it's spelled?