Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Pissmaster said:
Fucking Steve-O's live show is HALF THE PRICE of Road Rage Tampa:

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So for $30, you can see a famous stuntman perform a bunch of stunts live, do some standup in between, and have a meet & greet. I'm not sure why Dick thinks he's worth double the price of a guy who does crazy shit like balancing a ladder on his chin and lighting himself on fire. Plus, I'm sure Steve-O's audience smells a hell of a lot better.
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That's all well and good, but uh, was Steve-O on Dr. Phil one time ten years ago? Didn't think so.
 
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Pissmaster said:
Fucking Steve-O's live show is HALF THE PRICE of Road Rage Tampa:

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So for $30, you can see a famous stuntman perform a bunch of stunts live, do some standup in between, and have a meet & greet. I'm not sure why Dick thinks he's worth double the price of a guy who does crazy shit like balancing a ladder on his chin and lighting himself on fire. Plus, I'm sure Steve-O's audience smells a hell of a lot better.
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Mexican Dax can do stunts too.
Wallhopping
Making fake IDs so underaged whores can buy alcohol
Human trafficking
Drinking himself into a coma
Getting laid (by having some whore peg him with a 20 incher)
Mowing his lawn
 
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Pissmaster said:
Fucking Steve-O's live show is HALF THE PRICE of Road Rage Tampa:

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So for $30, you can see a famous stuntman perform a bunch of stunts live, do some standup in between, and have a meet & greet. I'm not sure why Dick thinks he's worth double the price of a guy who does crazy shit like balancing a ladder on his chin and lighting himself on fire. Plus, I'm sure Steve-O's audience smells a hell of a lot better.
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Like i said 2x someone with tv credits. Honestly he was a huge star to the under 30 back in the 2000s. No one doesnt know who steve-o is. You could go to any over 55 community even they know who he is. Meanwhile the other guy is a pedo defender. And at best you can say "he was on daytime tv 15 years ago" as if thats an accomplishment when he even admits that they say yes to anyone. Its like paying to meet Keiger Sutherland, if you bar hop long enough in the LA metro area, at some point he'll run into you.
 
AltisticRight said:
Mexican Dax can do stunts too.
Wallhopping
Making fake IDs so underaged whores can buy alcohol
Human trafficking
Drinking himself into a coma
Getting laid (by having some whore peg him with a 20 incher)
Mowing his lawn
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There's only one trick I'd pay 60 simoleons to see him do.

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John Andrews Stan said:
I really hope people are flying in for this show, shelling out for airfare and hotel rooms on top of the inflated ticket price. It would be tragic if any of them were to get Covid and fucking die for Dax.
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Didn't you hear? Ralph is renting a luxurious pad for them all to split and he's "not trying to make money".

What are the chances he decided to bring his pragnant wamman to this event, assuming he still has any fingers in her.
 
Paddy O' Furniture said:
Didn't you hear? Ralph is renting a luxurious pad for them all to split and he's "not trying to make money".

What are the chances he decided to bring his pragnant wamman to this event, assuming he still has any fingers in her.
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The pad isn't the only thing he's willing to share. :smug:
 
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Kenobi said:
Since he mentions a bar im gonna guess its the cantina and that a third of the tickets is around 300.
It has around 1000 or so spots (780+275).
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Actually probably less. Keep in mind Covid restrictions means less people allowed in and even though they are claiming everything is open as normal, it clearly isn't and it doesn't mean the business owner doesn't have to listen to their private insurance company
Never Scored said:
I guarantee he's comping like and third to half those tickets and is going to say it's sold out just like WCW.
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Bingo. Dax is all about inflating numbers for image. My guess is that Ralph is most likely giving his friends who stuck with him comped tickets as a reward for not leaving him.
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Does this look anywhere close to 700+ people? This is when Dax was on top of the world banging JLH and Marie and everyone loved him.
I also get a kick out of in the pic Marie is obviously being ignored and Dax is focusing 100% on JLH.
 
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Quorthon said:
And to have the privilege of having several sweaty, overweight autists shout "Whoo" in your ear after every utterance of their stale catchphrases?
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I remember initially wanting to go to a road rage back when it first started. Nothing changed my mind quicker than watching the recordings of the show though.

There isn't enough alcohol in the world to get me to tolerate sitting in a room with essentially 100 drunk CWCs. Holy shit are the people who turn up at those shows embarrassing.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
Actually probably less. Keep in mind Covid restrictions means less people allowed in and even though they are claiming everything is open as normal, it clearly isn't and it doesn't mean the business owner doesn't have to listen to their private insurance company

Bingo. Dax is all about inflating numbers for image. My guess is that Ralph is most likely giving his friends who stuck with him comped tickets as a reward for not leaving him.
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Does this look anywhere close to 700+ people? This is when Dax was on top of the world banging JLH and Marie and everyone loved him.
I also get a kick out of in the pic Marie is obviously being ignored and Dax is focusing 100% on JLH.
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Look at all those blue collar truckers.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
Looks like Road Rage Tampa is happening. I for one am very excited about all the upcoming TDS fan covid recovery gofundmes


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"pls download the episode twice" boy I wonder what his numbers have been looking like to stoop to this

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A perfect storm appears to be forming over the state of Florida.
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Looks like the annual NAMBLA members meet up is gonna go swimmingly
 
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