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I like that @zedkissed60 is now threatening to turn me over to the Secret Service in private messages.

Nigga did you think I would not post this shit???

Fuck off you cast off twink:

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Were I Null, I would ban your ass too, because the last thing I'd want is a Federal warrant, at the behest of USSS, asking me to unmask your IP and e-mail address. Null has gotten at least one of those, and he can't handle those the same way he handled New Zealand.

I am looking at this from the standpoint of "administrative economy." I never seek to contribute to Null's workload. That seems like the single most disrespectful thing I could do.

Yes, it's a gay edgelord comment, that probably isn't serious, but the USSS fucks with people to justify their own existence, and because they can. Been on the Internet too goddamned long to know how they operate.

Alas, I'm not Null, so feel free to negrate this, and I'll go back to laughing at cows. Thank you.
 
Also on the side note, this is probably the most hilarious thing I have read in weeks:
EVERY POST IS GOING HERE YOU FUCKING @zedkissed60 YOU MORON. I have posted nothing on this site I give a fuck about. Just post that shit here. Reach your hand up into the flapping skin of your scrotum and dig deep into your abdomen until you find the shriveled remnants of your testicles and attempt to be a fucking man.
 
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I'm not sure the "I was only pretending to be retarded" defense works when they're the one that gets banned over it.
Maybe Zed should eat a temp ban. I dunno. That's not even my issue. Given the full context of what just happened, so should Bland Crumbs. I mean, come on. Zed is 100% right that the comment about Biden is asking for trouble. The type of trouble that manifests IRL, and can't be easily dodged. This is true even if you wanna argue Zed handled it poorly.

Guys guys guys, relax: they're both faggots.
This. Probably.
 
Maybe Zed should eat a temp ban. I dunno. That's not even my issue. Given the full context of what just happened, so should Bland Crumbs. I mean, come on. Zed is 100% right that the comment about Biden is asking for trouble. The type of trouble that manifests IRL, and can't be easily dodged. This is true even if you wanna argue Zed handled it poorly.

Worry about it when it actually happens, and just laugh at the edgelord until then.
 
In the golden years newfaggots like you would of been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Christian boy.

Newfaggots like you and this kind of newfaggotry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms (tm). You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer.

In fact, I bet you dont even call yourself one, do you? Your ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out? What about your friends, your popularity? No, a newfaggot like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off newfaggot, fuck off all of you newfaggots. You sicken me.

Go do a kickflip into traffic.

MKFGA
 
You take this back to the kitchen and tell that faggot chef that this is the gayest pasta I've ever laid eyes on.
 
I know there's something generally wrong with the group. Part of it comes from nature and part of it comes from nurture. I'm not sure what can be done to change things without being part of that group, being a politician or being a good influencer. They need a neo-MLK figure to tell them to get their shit together. Farting around fantasizing about having a niggo shoah is pointless.

I mean, how is it constructive to stay in a Black ghetto when you're White? Wouldn't they just call you a dumb cracka, ignore what you have to say and proceed to mug you? Getting in fistfights to assert dominance will only get you bruises and a criminal record. I think it's more productive to move out, particularly when the ghetto dwellers seem to take such a heavy toll on your mind. Poor Faggot seems to be really distressed about his local Blacks and Jews, it's not good for his mental health. ☹️

If you want the toxic Blacks out, you could start an ad campaign to convince them to move to Ghana. You could offer them free one way tickets. You don't need to live near them to do that and it would be more productive than being a sad sack.

Hanging out with the minorities who are decent people is fun, I highly recommend it.
Hey, prick, while your apologizing for blacks, and the wretched kikes that promote and incite them at the severe expense of white people, could you leave your bullshit ad hominem speculation out of it.
 
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