Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Wow, this thread went turbogay fast.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

No one should DM me, I can kill with the power of my mind and I hate being disturbed.

 

[Something Awful]

Wow, this thread went turbogay fast.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I am sorry if this is way off topic and I am “showing my power level”, I just thought I could lend some help to anyone that might need it or was denied help because of who they are.

This is not the type of forum for this. No one wants to know any information about you at all. This is the last place where people on the internet should look to a perfect stranger for advice about self defense. You’re literally asking people to do one of the most dangerous things you could do here - privately messag someone with information about yourself (country, state, personal circumstances). Anyone retarded enough to ask for this in a place like this has no business giving self defense information to anyone.
Stop talking about you, your life, your experience, or any other personal details. If you want friends go to Facebook or Something Awful. Stop shitting up our threads and fucking up the culture here - it’s for your own good too. You’re almost doxing yourself - think about where you are. You really should have a bit more awareness.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This is not the type of forum for this. No one wants to know any information about you at all. This is the last place where people on the internet should look to a perfect stranger for advice about self defense. You’re literally asking people to do one of the most dangerous things you could do here - privately messag someone with information about yourself (country, state, personal circumstances). Anyone retarded enough to ask for this in a place like this has no business giving self defense information to anyone.
Stop talking about you, your life, your experience, or any other personal details. If you want friends go to Facebook or Something Awful. Stop shitting up our threads and fucking up the culture here - it’s for your own good too. You’re almost doxing yourself - think about where you are. You really should have a bit more awareness.

Why do you hate us for our freedom?

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

What's wrong with her faaaacccceeee? Did Lowtax give her a pop in the mouth or something?

Halloween costume I believe, but I seem to remember Lowtax joking that it was the result of him beating her.

 

[break these cuffs]

This is not the type of forum for this. No one wants to know any information about you at all. This is the last place where people on the internet should look to a perfect stranger for advice about self defense. You’re literally asking people to do one of the most dangerous things you could do here - privately messag someone with information about yourself (country, state, personal circumstances). Anyone retarded enough to ask for this in a place like this has no business giving self defense information to anyone.
Stop talking about you, your life, your experience, or any other personal details. If you want friends go to Facebook or Something Awful. Stop shitting up our threads and fucking up the culture here - it’s for your own good too. You’re almost doxing yourself - think about where you are. You really should have a bit more awareness.

Any doxed goon is a good doxed goon and you just had to ruin it.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Any doxed goon is a good doxed goon and you just had to ruin it.

Nah man, don’t worry. People like this just can’t wait to vomit up their so important life details any chance they get. He will doc himself. You could probably find him already with all the details he’s put here.

 

[You]

Has Jeffrey ever confirmed or denied that Lowtax will or won't receive any further money associated with SA in any way? The only thing I've seen that would lean either way is Richard saying he's washed his hands of the site, but that would also still be true if he just sold the site but remained as receiving a percentage in perpetuity.

 

[break these cuffs]

Has Jeffrey ever confirmed or denied that Lowtax will or won't receive any further money associated with SA in any way? The only thing I've seen that would lean either way is Richard saying he's washed his hands of the site, but that would also still be true if he just sold the site but remained as receiving a percentage in perpetuity.

People have demanded fiscal transparency and I thought Jeffy said he would provide it, but I may be wrong.

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Toys only, no haggle.

Sir, this is the Lowtax thread. I do think a Rich/Jake crossover could be hilarious.

 

[White Devil]

Has Jeffrey ever confirmed or denied that Lowtax will or won't receive any further money associated with SA in any way? The only thing I've seen that would lean either way is Richard saying he's washed his hands of the site, but that would also still be true if he just sold the site but remained as receiving a percentage in perpetuity.

Let's be real here; Rich would only sell if he could continue to get a piece of the pie and Jeffrey will never admit it. There won't be any more than token "fiscal transparency" because Jeffrey is just as bad as all the rest of the jannies SA has had.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

To any women reading this thread and considering DMing that tard, don't. He's a pussy with an innie-chode and herpes which is why he has to hide behind foreign steel. I am versed in banishing my opponents with hand-chipped stone axes and keeping them moving until they collapse from exhaustion so you can stab them with sharpened sticks. DM me.

To any women reading this thread and considering DMing that savage, don't. He's a pygmy with an elephantiasis dick and tapeworms which is why he has to hide behind physical prowess. I am versed in casting fireballs at my opponents from memorisation alone. I'm a 10lvl wizard elf graduated summa cum laude from Hogwash. DM me.

 

[break these cuffs]

To any women reading this thread and considering DMing that savage, don't. He's a pygmy with an elephantiasis dick and tapeworms which is why he has to hide behind physical prowess. I am versed in casting fireballs at my opponents from memorisation alone. I'm a 10lvl wizard elf graduated summa cum laude from Hogwash. DM me.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[White Devil]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

You turn into a real beautiful woman.

 

[Brad Gray]

if anyone wants to DM me i am gay and i have AIDS

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Enough with the tough guy talk, unless it's about how LowT landed more hits on Logan than Uwe.

Instead, will the Patreon drop below $400 by Thanksgiving? $300 by New Year?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Lowtax seems to have developed a saggy turkey neck almost overnight. Or maybe hiding a turkey neck is why he’s been sporting a beard.

His consistent weight gain is going to make his neck drape like broadway stage curtain.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Enough with the tough guy talk, unless it's about how LowT landed more hits on Logan than Uwe.

Instead, will the Patreon drop below $400 by Thanksgiving? $300 by New Year?

Bets on his Patreon bottoming out at around $250ish? That'd cover the zombie subbers and the few diehards he has left.

 

[registered 2 hide avatars]

That gaming garbage episode where he had a meltdown and went on a drunken banning spree was surprisingly entertaining. Which other of his videos are funny? Most seem like total dogshit (complete with him laughing at his own unfunny jokes) but I'm sure there's some gems in the rough.

 

[Beavis]

Let's be real here; Rich would only sell if he could continue to get a piece of the pie and Jeffrey will never admit it. There won't be any more than token "fiscal transparency" because Jeffrey is just as bad as all the rest of the jannies SA has had.

lowtax isn’t getting any money on the down low. He’d get busted because he’s too lazy to hide it. He also wouldn’t be able to stop himself from spending it.

Enough with the tough guy talk, unless it's about how LowT landed more hits on Logan than Uwe.

Instead, will the Patreon drop below $400 by Thanksgiving? $300 by New Year?

Down 30% in the last few days. Nice.