Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Turd Blossom]

In her book, this is condescension. She got the same shit from teachers who had to tell her to behave herself and turn in her homework. She got the same shit from bosses who told her to come to work on time and not sneak out early. She got the same shit from doctors who told her that she has to cut down on the eating and get some exercise. Now, she is getting it from some punk who wants her to slow down and make a right.

I loved that moment, because it was so Clotso. You can't fucking ever tell her what to do.

I find Clotso's issues with "condescension" so entertaining because not only does she interpret any attempt to enforce constraints on her childish impulses to do what she wants when she wants, but she is also one of the most ridiculously condescending people featured here on the farms.

A quick search through her thread brings up tons of examples of Chantal being a patronizing, smug dickface to everyone (including her sole remaining friend Peetz- especially when being subjected to her sanctimonious virtuous-vegan charades). When our Pretentious Porker is in her juice-cleanse phases (which surprisingly hasn't happened in awhile) she is impressively and relentlessly judgemental which is absolutely hilarious.

Dutchie hit the nail smack dab on the big fat head here with Clotso interpreting medical advice as "condescension".
It was just a little over a year ago that Chantal put out this batshit crazy video complaining about her multitude of serious health issues, sputtering about how offended she was that her doctor was so condescending to her about her weight, how she's going to start taking her health seriously, and in a moment of pure irony smugly managed to brag that unlike certain oThEr yOuTuBeRs she didn't need to use a scooter at the store. (In case you're wondering: yes, yes she did somehow manage to squeeze a gross poop story into this video because Clotsos are gonna Clotso.)

@Pudgy Bear Claws did a writeup of this one that's a pretty good peek into Clotso's psyche for those who may have missed it the first time around:

Let's see how far I can get in this 43 minute horrorfest.

*At Starbucks, orders a venti cold brew, 4 pumps of sugar free cinnamon dolce and a splash of cream plus egg bites. She acknowledges it's a crappy choice but, eh.
*Feels a bit better, cough is gone but she's still fatigued and has a big painful lump on the right side of her neck where some lymph nodes are. She had it checked but the doctor didn't think it was anything.
*Promises to get to vlog schedule, acknowledges she's not good at it.
*Shopping for drain cleaner and roach stuff. Says she cleaned up two roach nests in her kitchen, her building is infested.
*Says the egg bites give her egg farts and egg shits
*Babbles about the stuffed hysterectomy Peetz have her. Says she's "for sure" having surgery but has to see doctors for pretests.
*The "nectrotized" comment may indicate a blood clot in her lung that resolved, left scar tissue
*Bibi has the weekend off and she's making dinner for him and his friend, a beef curry
*It's "no joke" and she's really getting serious about her health this time
*Annoying babbling about how much she loves 80s music, Tears for Fears
*Going to some crunchy-sounding grocery store because she doesn't have anything else to do
*Admits some of her past behavior was bad, that she was a bitch, looking forward to her surgery - she has to have a vertical incision because of past surgery and it'll mean a longer healing process. Lots of babbling about her doctors and man, is she dumb
*Whining that a doctor she was saw "condescending" about her weight, that no one went over her CT results, said anything about the needle biopsy on her lungs, admits it could be her fault for not dealing with the cysts earlier but then goes on to blame her doctor for telling her she could try holistic things, etc., firstI
*Says today will be a "talky" video (no shit, Chintal)
*Acknowledges she's making her family worry, her grandma cry. Says she's helping take care of her grandma, cooking, cleaning her house and doing her laundry even though granny is worried she's not well enough
*Oh Christ, talking about needing to go to the bathroom because coffee gives her the shits
*More yapping. Now talking about getting stuck in an old elevator at Sears
*Yay, a shit story! She had to go #2 but there were people in the bathroom and she was waiting for them to leave but they didn't so she just crapped and kept flushing so no one could hear
*Bought a lot of fruit, stuff for salads, cheese, salami, olives, guacamole for the diet her doctor recommended
*Please make it stop, she's completely manic and rambling
*Giving a sleep apnea PSA, says she's "legitimately concerned" for some YouTubers (probably looking at you, Hamber)
*Talking about how she didn't want to live sometimes before she started her psychiatric meds
*Ha, getting snarky about fatties who use scooters
*Says she can't restrict/eliminate whole food groups, says she's not going to eat ranch dressing right now though. Eating disorder doctor told her she could have had small piece of cake at her grandpa's birthday
*Eating salad, tomato, plum vinegar, salami, Swiss cheese, Brazil nuts, guacamole, avocado
*Took a nap, Bibi and his friend went out instead of her cooking (she thinks, says she "blacked out")
*The swelling in her neck appears to be gone
*If she cooks, she'll put the recipe up tomorrow

I'm never doing this shit again.

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Anyway, I found Dutchie's observation to be really interesting and figured a quick flashback of Clotso sperging in her car might be a decent alternative to watching tonight's offering of our Poutine Princess in her stained up, stretched out Bowie shirt, shrieking and making sure to laugh way too loud for way too long at her Brony Bestie's unfunny observations. (I didn't think it possible, but I believe I'm starting to dislike her overly loud, fake livestream-laugh even more than the sound of her devouring spaghetti, but it might be a toss-up)

Chantal may have lost some of her motivation to make positive changes in her life and her cycles may be shorter these days, but her issues with authority remain as steadfast as her HEE HEE's, her insistence that she doesn't pluck her eyebrows or Photoshop her IG pics, and her inability to describe flavors as anything but "good" and "creamy!".

 

[Feelinsick]

Again the black nail polish and the same shirt. How many places did she hit that same day? 4/5?

It's disgusting how much food she can scarf down in such short amount of time. Her body should be given to science when she dies, there's something special going on there.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

The story of the Shh tic is that when Chantel was young she liked to eat her food unbothered, so if Gran or somebody came in to speak while she was eating she said “Shh, I said shhh” to enjoy her food in peace.

That’s what Chantel explained, as if it was totally normal. She didn’t think it was a tic, just something she said-a habit.

I'd like to think that Chantal is cursed to be haunted nonstop by her dead relatives as karmic balance to her oppositional defiance against all authority. The moment before her tic occurs, a spirit of one of her dead relatives pops in with an ominous message.

Spirit: "Chaaaannnttaaaallll...."
Chins: "Shhh. I SAID SHHHH."
Spirit: "..... lol fat." *poof*

 

[literally low-key]

Those huge fried things with hot dogs inside then later a family size spaghetti with hot dogs. And she calls herself a foodie.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

9 am and she was already chimping out in the comments.



Yeah most people will go, try the food at one place, do some sightseeing, maybe meet some people, work up an appetite, then try another place because while they may want to sample the local cuisine they also have other interests. Chins drove four and a half hours, got one shitty fast food meal, drove a short distance, got another shitty fast food meal, used the bathroom at a Starbucks (and likely bought a drink), and then drove 4 and a half hours home.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Psych Kiwis please correct me if I'm wrong, but is Oppositional Defiant Disorder even a thing for adults? I thought it was just used for kids who don't meet the threshold for Conduct Disorder (like illegal activity involving physical harm to others) and because kids can't be diagnosed with personality disorders since their personality is supposed to still be forming since their brains aren't fully developed.

So wouldn't Chinny have graduated to Antisocial Personality Disorder (completely with honours!) at this point?

 

[Viridian]

Cuntal's full pinned comment:

Other viewers pointed out how gross it was for Cuntal to eat over the food she was "saving for Peetz" (AKA the new "saving for Bibi").

Of course he didn't end up eating it. Because Cuntal ate all the rest of it as soon as she turned the camera off. It's both hilarious and disgusting that she thinks having 10% already chewed food in a dish is still "fine".

 

[FutureMrsBecky]

9 am and she was already chimping out in the comments.

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Yeah most people will go, try the food at one place, do some sightseeing, maybe meet some people, work up an appetite, then try another place because while they may want to sample the local cuisine they also have other interests. Chins drove four and a half hours, got one shitty fast food meal, drove a short distance, got another shitty fast food meal, used the bathroom at a Starbucks (and likely bought a drink), and then drove 4 and a half hours home

In her own words at the 10:21 mark of this very new video she says. "I'm not good at food reviews, I'm good at eating the food though." But she uses the excuse of being a "food blogger" to drive 4 hours for food? Make it make sense Chantal, you fuckin' lunatic

Ya....sure.

 

[downloads]

So OrkoTV and JustSayin uploaded an interesting observation.

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Her receipt shows 10/22. But 10/22 is also the day that her alleged COVID results came back ... in the evening.

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They posit that this means she went on this eight-hour road trip from COVID hotspot to COVID hotspot before she got her results back, while showing symptoms.

She'll probably say that she got those results back earlier that day or the day prior and just didn't upload them until 5:34, but that's bullshit. There's no way she would get the results and not post them immediately to show off to her haydurs. She is nothing if not impulsive. She uploaded those results as soon as she got them. Also, she would have been driving at 5:30, not casually uploading her results in the middle of the trip. It's very likely that she was binging her way around the country prior to getting the results. What a pig.

Video:

Looks like the video is gone, did anyone happen to archive it?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Cuntal's full pinned comment:

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my dumb ass checked this TWICE to make sure I had opened it all the way before capping and i still fucked up. I think too many hours watching Chantal eat, fart, and lie has affected my brain.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Those huge fried things with hot dogs inside then later a family size spaghetti with hot dogs. And she calls herself a foodie.

Hey now. She also calls herself a beauty.

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

At around the 4:39 mark she states that there's an outhouse to her right off camera. She then proceeds to say; "I'd have to be like...SUPER desperate to use one of those." lightly chuckling as she continues to gobble spaghetti down her throat. Uh, yeah we know you would NEVER use an outhouse. We know you rather prefer squatting your big ass outside and taking massive shits instead.

This is the spaghetti she plans on saving for Peetz? She used to do this nasty shit with Bibi too, eat a portion of something whilst spitting back into it. Absolutely disgusting.

One last thing.

How uncomfortable does she look on a scale of 1-10? My answer is 20.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Looks like the video is gone, did anyone happen to archive it?

It’s there. Maybe a new upload?

When did Chantal become a food blogger?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

It’s there. Maybe a new upload?

When did Chantal become a food blogger?

When she gave up even entertaining other goals and fantasies and instead tried to turn the fact that she's a 500 lb filthy human blob whose entire life revolves around when, what, and where she is going to eat next sound less depressing, if only to herself?

 

[Smoovy Jay]

When she gave up even entertaining other goals and fantasies and instead tried to turn the fact that she's a 500 lb filthy human blob whose entire life revolves around when, what, and where she is going to eat next sound less depressing, if only to herself?

Is has a better ring to it. But we all know. We all know.

 

[Burger King]

How uncomfortable does she look on a scale of 1-10? My answer is 20.

The important thing is she hasn't gained weight.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I just can't get over how depressing this is. No interest in the sights, no interest in travel itself. It's 100% about what shitty greasy carb-and-meat combo she's going to shove in her gullet when she gets there. She says she likes road trips but people who actually do enjoy the journey more than the destination usually. The act of going off the interstate and driving through little bumfuck towns with one gas station, seven baptist churches, and a 24-hour cafe, getting lost. I don't know any road tripper who plans what they're going to eat because half the fun is going "how could I possibly not stop at a place called smokey joe's eatin' spot?"

Chantal 's road trips are solely and entirely because she has pre-decided several fast food stops she would like to hit so she can shovel food into her mouth in a parking lot and get mad that other people are nearby, then she immediately returns home. It's the only goal and the only pleasure she has out of it. I'd actually be interested in what small-town America's Hat is like and what kind of greasy spoons the locals eat at but instead I get suburban strip malls and standardized fast food meals.

 

[Red Mask]

I think the issue with Chantal is that she probably had dealt with people who abused their authority/powers or were needlessly mean/harsh so she would lash out at them one way or the other. Her problem has been and continues to be is that she can’t distinguish the ones who aren’t abusive from the ones who are.

Course it’s just as likely that she sees herself as some GODDESS that is always right and every one else is “wrong.” Or both. Whatever. The food she had looked like slop. Blegh.

 

[neckyhamhock]

I can't get over how sad her dunking chicken into gravy is in a parkinglot.

I think the issue with Chantal is that she probably had dealt with people who abused their authority/powers or were needlessly mean/harsh so she would lash out at them one way or the other. Her problem has been and continues to be is that she can’t distinguish the ones who aren’t abusive from the ones who are.

Course it’s just as likely that she sees herself as some GODDESS that is always right and every one else is “wrong.” Or both. Whatever. The food she had looked like slop. Blegh.

I think it's complicated but I don't think Chantal is a victim here. I can't think of an instance where she told any stories of men being harsh with her or mean that actually seemed true. She has Daddy issues, obviously, but it wasn't because her dad was mean it was because he wanted fuckall to do with her. She clearly has some issues with confidence, at her core, because she lies and pretends to be happy about her body but tells stories of fucking homeless people for hamburgers. No one who likes themselves does that. No one who likes themselves gets to the state she's in. Chantal is the abuser 100%. Chantal knows what bad behavior is, from other people and herself, she just chooses to continue to do stupid, immature, racist shit because she doesn't care and she has the mental maturity of a 12 year old who says "he pushed me so I pushed him back." She 100% thinks she's amazing on some level. She thinks she's the cute, quirky chubby girl. When she's really the deformed, middle aged, mentally ill obese girl.

 

[PatTraverse]

In her own words at the 10:21 mark of this very new video she says. "I'm not good at food reviews, I'm good at eating the food though." But she uses the excuse of being a "food blogger" to drive 4 hours for food? Make it make sense Chantal, you fuckin' lunatic
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Ya....sure.

Chantal loves roadtrips so much that there is barely any commentary about any location she goes to. The videos could be filmed in Paris or in Bibi's hometown in Senegal and the content would barely change. She has even admitted in the past that she does not know the Ottawa region very well despite living there for nearly a decade. Chantal drives because she has to and not because she wants to. If they could teleport all the slop in the world directly to her kitchen island, she would never move from that spot because she hates moving.