Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[xjakk]

There's a trip down memory lane. I wonder if XJakk is dead yet.

DOIN' GREAT

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Look at this idiot who just got a month off in C-SPAM:

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He should've said he was going to kill her and take the 6-12 hour probation instead.

C-SPAM is quite moderator-heavy as of late, it would appear.

I do hope they all manage to get along.

 

[Ghostse]

C-SPAM is quite moderator-heavy as of late, it would appear.

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I do hope they all manage to get along.

Don't IKs show up in the mod list for a forum even though their buttons only apply to their thread?

 

[Godbert Manderville]

Oh dear, it would appear people have noticed that at one point, Something Awful admin VideoGames was a little bit based.

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Shamefully, BYOB is paywalled so my archiver does not work.

Well would you look at that, like all the rest of SA's mods VideoGames turns out to be a hypocrite, his wokeness entirely performative. No doubt evidence of his pedophilia will emerge soon enough as well. I doubt he'll face any consequences for it though. His cowardice and servility make him far too useful to the men who like to LARP as lesbians. As VideoGames himself might put it, he's their retard faggot house nigger.

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

Hey if someone could screenshot the current qcs threads regarding requests to remove the permaban on SWBM I would sure appreciate it. I'm very curious about the discussion

Hey Betamax, you fucking retard.

Just make another alt if you haven't already. You will just get perma again once found out, since you commit the most unlawful act: posting on the Farms.

lol if you think that your super autist bathroom review youtube videos gave you some sort of protection

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The Streetbeefs thread got gassed and the goon most closely involved with Streetbeefs got a ban+30 after, from the looks of things, a shitload of goons went full Karen on him because how dare you let people punch each other.

 

[Ghostse]

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The Streetbeefs thread got gassed and the goon most closely involved with Streetbeefs got a ban+30 after, from the looks of things, a shitload of goons went full Karen on him because how dare you let people punch each other.

This is an interesting thread and there's someone posting in it who has real insights about the thing being discussed.

But that poster isn't mentally ill with surgically mutilated genitals, so gas the thread and Ban+30's all around.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Unoriginal Name had an original take on a classic poem.

Sadly, they came for him...

And there was no one left to speak for him. F.

 

[Elbe]

Apparently race is the realest thing in the Universe these days, so I can only imagine the mental hoops Unoriginal Name has been jumping through of late.

 

[TinyKitty]

DOIN' GREAT

Still doing portraits with your pube clippings?

 

[xjakk]

Still doing portraits with your pube clippings?

Yup.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

 

[Peter Piper]

"Based, nigger, faggot" - The anti-Smollett and quite possibly a future president.

 

[Unpure]

Hey Betamax, you fucking retard.

Just make another alt if you haven't already. You will just get perma again once found out, since you commit the most unlawful act: posting on the Farms.

lol if you think that your super autist bathroom review youtube videos gave you some sort of protection

Restroom reviews has many fans and get upwards of 50 views per video even now, years after their hey day. Also don't forget about the goldmined milo and otis thread

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Computer touchers are a protected class in the SA Hugbox.


D&D and CSPAM is swimming neck-deep in retardation.

 

[Coolio55]

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY INDIAN JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES I HAD TO NPM AND BADLY GLUE TOGETHER???

 

[Dick Justice]

　

　

Just adding to this the Dangan Ronpa thread was the bane of slowbeef's existence and he remarked multiple times (when he used to be cool) that he wishes he could have gassed the thread and everyone in it.

 

[proteus4994]

I wish I still had my old chats with slowbeef during the Dangan Rompa thread, he would bitch to me literally daily about it.

When slowbeef stepped down, he asked me if i wanted him to put in a word to make me the next mod. EPG already hated me so that wasn’t happening, but the Dangan Rompa thread (and, ironically, slowbeef’s own Sprung thread, which he also hated) is what convinced me I’d rather kill myself than be LP mod. Slowbeef put in the same offer for Diabetus, who also declined (I’m guessing for similar reasons)

Edit: lol now that I remember it, NOBODY wanted the job, it’s why they had Axemaniac step in for a few months until someone finally convinced Chip to do it (my gut says that decision was made more by Void than Chip)

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Amy Coney Barrett has been confirmed to the United States Senate. Some of the screenshots below may be redacted so they don't have giant tweet embeds.

Cue the music.

Shaking a bony fist at fate, a lone, idealistic skeleton named CrumbSkull charges up the hill, screaming his rattling battle cry. He leaps into the air, slamming his fist into the windshield of the mod helicopter not because it will change anything, but because it's the right thing to do.

 

[Bec]

Imagine paying 10 dollars for this shit.