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You...you take that back!
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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I just assumed it was full of unsold copies of Brick by Brick.
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Basement apartment, full of Mario tat stacked on mismatched worn down particle board furniture.
His cooking accomplishments.
His style of dress and general appearance.
Living near Boston.
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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That shelf is WAY too small for that!
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So in addition to being batshit bonkers insane, she's also basically admitting she's a full-on autist? With the autism from the chipman side, it's no wonder their first kid ended up being a turbo-autist.
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Nothing about the Chipman brothers says “Prime genetic stock”, so it isn’t a surprise.
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Hmm...when you look at it that way, Bob's lust for eugenics can be seen in a whole new light.
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Something, something Hunger Games.
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https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1320853759338127363 (Archive)
CinemaRoberto- so retarded even a grifter like Shoe0nhead can dunk on him.
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Strange Wilderness
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Yes Bob because Jennifer Lawrence definitely wrote the script and wasn't just playing a character. Dumbass probably doesn't even know the Hunger Games were books before they were movies.
Yes but does June have a blue checkmark next to her name? No? Ha checkmate Shoe! (Leans back in a metal folding chair at the dinner table in smug satisfaction)
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HAHAHA, RobertCinema mad at a mealtime getting slandered.
God is real, and he's a Kiwi.
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This isn't 2012, Bob. You're acting all smug over a franchise nobody cares about anymore.
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Well let's prepare ourselves, ACB has been confirmed to the Supreme Court and I can't wait for this thread to reach a hundred more pages before election day.
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Robert Chipman DESTROYS troll:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320873227326021642 (Archive)
Robert (unsurprisingly) doubles down on his idiotic "woke" response to people making fun of brunch dems, calls the majority of Americans "profoundly stupid":
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320864165393801222 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320871481094660096 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320873227326021642 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320870044528791558 (Archive)
Also, Ratio'd
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320873227326021642 (Archive)
Robert (unsurprisingly) doubles down on his idiotic "woke" response to people making fun of brunch dems, calls the majority of Americans "profoundly stupid":
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320864165393801222 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320871481094660096 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320873227326021642 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1320870044528791558 (Archive)
Also, Ratio'd
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Hey Bobby, because you’re queen Hillary was a shit candidate in 2016 and you and your ilk SJW antics, the Supreme Court now has a 6-3 majority in conservatives.
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His organs are suffocating beneath all that fat, and all the crap he's been consuming non-stop for decades must have done a number on them as well, especially his kidneys, liver and pancreas.
He's only alive by sheer anger and salt, and this kind of event keeps him going.
Perhaps deep inside he craves for a swift release from his mortal coil, but ironically, his impotent rage keeps his living functions rolling. It is beyond his grasp, and he knows it. And enjoys it in a purely sisyphal way.
Strange Wilderness
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Which is going to go first? Bobs heart or his phone when he smashes his thumb through it in pure anger when he sees Trump win a second term?
Of course fatty gets angry whenever anything associated with a meal gets mocked.
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An average hornet is pretty stupid but I won't whack a whole nest of em. That's some ol' country wisdom right there, Bobby.
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The "brunch" comment exploded last hour.
Don't you worry about Bobby. Bobby dies many times before his death.
Bobby thinks women and gays are so dumb that they can only understand themselves through the media they consoom:
"Women are coded 'wealthy' by default"? What timeline am I in?
Gays, obviously yes -- and this is exactly how they want it. Showbiz is crawling with gays (and their rank is growing), so whenever TV or movie shows a fag, you can be sure this is exactly how they like to be portrayed. Leftists are stupid.
Someone proposed another cause for people's dispersion on "brunch" (for the record I never heard "brunch" used as a put-down in my part of the woods), but for Bobby it's all the same:
Tell them what?
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Chris is happy because people pay him attention:
Only liberals think "shaming" is a bad thing. The "negative/combative" post is from Chris's own bucket of crabs.
BTW I can't find the "negative" post in either his Twitter or Facebook. Nor did I see a Facebook post of his that has 205 likes.
Halloween is not so much "canceled" (or in Bobby's parlance, "stolen") as being appropriated as a wokester soapbox:
Now that's scary.
Give him money will make you feel better. Not even churches are so blatant:
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Fuck climate scientists! Little Mommy endorses Biden so he must be good for the environment.
Bobby gets excited by a film that sounds as if it were inspired by Banana Wu:
Bobby acts superior to Seth Rogan presumably over space travel shit (Rogan's tweet is gone)
If being on Mars is as important to Bobby as breathing, then why isn't he studying Astrophysics or Astrobiology?
Yet as the discussion proceeds, it seems Bobby considers Mars colonization not so much as an essential contingency plan for humanity, but as a Hollywoodesque chest-pumping contest:
"Give people something to believe in"? I bet you pardon?!?! Aren't "believers" evil by default? Why would you want to spend trillions of dollars to make more people evil?
Here I propose "Chipman's Law" -- as the length of a discussion increases, the probability of Bobby bringing up "obsolete people" or "obsolete States" approaches unity:
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Another form of Lunacy:
Covid lockdowns and reopenings. I love how Bobby abstracts all human actors out of economics and reduces economics to ideological chest-humping:
Yesterday we met a man whom Bobby considered not a human being, because he said Biden will dismantle the USA. Now comes the fallout:
Yup. Melanated looters looting Target is not ACTUAL problem; rioters setting the streets on fire is not ACTUAL problem. But a lunatic shouting in the street is an ACTUAL problem that deserves a prison term.
Given Bobby's Mars colonalism tirade, I won't trust him on everything pertaining celestial phenomena.
Leatherface must be a Trump voter who suffers from economic anxiety:
(Reddit thread for the curious)
Today's Bobby's Angels is about hand-drawn animation:
Don't you worry about Bobby. Bobby dies many times before his death.
Bobby thinks women and gays are so dumb that they can only understand themselves through the media they consoom:
"Women are coded 'wealthy' by default"? What timeline am I in?
Gays, obviously yes -- and this is exactly how they want it. Showbiz is crawling with gays (and their rank is growing), so whenever TV or movie shows a fag, you can be sure this is exactly how they like to be portrayed. Leftists are stupid.
Someone proposed another cause for people's dispersion on "brunch" (for the record I never heard "brunch" used as a put-down in my part of the woods), but for Bobby it's all the same:
Tell them what?
+ + + +
Chris is happy because people pay him attention:
Only liberals think "shaming" is a bad thing. The "negative/combative" post is from Chris's own bucket of crabs.
BTW I can't find the "negative" post in either his Twitter or Facebook. Nor did I see a Facebook post of his that has 205 likes.
Halloween is not so much "canceled" (or in Bobby's parlance, "stolen") as being appropriated as a wokester soapbox:
Now that's scary.
Give him money will make you feel better. Not even churches are so blatant:
+ + + +
Fuck climate scientists! Little Mommy endorses Biden so he must be good for the environment.
Bobby gets excited by a film that sounds as if it were inspired by Banana Wu:
Bobby acts superior to Seth Rogan presumably over space travel shit (Rogan's tweet is gone)
If being on Mars is as important to Bobby as breathing, then why isn't he studying Astrophysics or Astrobiology?
Yet as the discussion proceeds, it seems Bobby considers Mars colonization not so much as an essential contingency plan for humanity, but as a Hollywoodesque chest-pumping contest:
"Give people something to believe in"? I bet you pardon?!?! Aren't "believers" evil by default? Why would you want to spend trillions of dollars to make more people evil?
Here I propose "Chipman's Law" -- as the length of a discussion increases, the probability of Bobby bringing up "obsolete people" or "obsolete States" approaches unity:
+ + + +
Another form of Lunacy:
Covid lockdowns and reopenings. I love how Bobby abstracts all human actors out of economics and reduces economics to ideological chest-humping:
Yesterday we met a man whom Bobby considered not a human being, because he said Biden will dismantle the USA. Now comes the fallout:
Yup. Melanated looters looting Target is not ACTUAL problem; rioters setting the streets on fire is not ACTUAL problem. But a lunatic shouting in the street is an ACTUAL problem that deserves a prison term.
Given Bobby's Mars colonalism tirade, I won't trust him on everything pertaining celestial phenomena.
Leatherface must be a Trump voter who suffers from economic anxiety:
(Reddit thread for the curious)
Today's Bobby's Angels is about hand-drawn animation:
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