Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

“the most psychotic, dangerous, and condenced pit of online toxicity that [he’d] ever seen; Kiwifarms.”
LOL. These morons need to get out more.

“They are the Core of the toxic and unrelenting nature of cancel culture, and a disgusting perversion of everything the paladins stand for and believe in!”
Yes, when I think “cancel culture,” I think Kiwi Farms.

Glad they provided a transcript because there’s no way I’m gonna listen to more than 2 seconds of this faggot’s voice.
 
I bet ALL THE MONEY in my pocket that OP posted this one-handed.
I made the mistake of checking waifuism on Youtube, annnd I found this. Apparently there's this group of waifuists called: "The Paladins" that wages war on the Kiwifarms because we're exposing their precious cesspool known as a community, thought I'd share their channel to show how retarded it is.

>tfw you're at war and never noticed
 
Shoutouts to Woyio for forgetting to log out of his personal account.
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I don't think him being a DDLCfag is any surprise, nor is the fact that the Farms lives in his head rent-free.

Looking at his channel, he's made masterpieces such as "MLG Big Chungus" and "annoying orange exposed!!!!"
It's also got a link to his main channel with even more goodies. He describes himself as an "Underage child with cognitive problems who feeds into memes and tries to be NFKRZ in his speech and Dolan Dark in his videos" which I'd say sums him up pretty accurately.
In case he deletes the videos, and since Youtube is dogshit with archives.
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Going back to the video, its highlight is when he lists people here as being "ringleaders" of some sort of group. Here's the paragraph.
I’d like to call particular attention to these three, as they seem to be the most active and general ringleaders of this particular group of abusers; Kekyoin1488, the apparent head of the anti waifuist efforts according to the former kiwifarmer who brought us into this, though they have grown a bit distant in the meantime. Spartan-B312; a highly active kiwifarmer in the anti waifuism thread for a very long time. The only name I memorized without being told and clearly someone who couldn’t appreciate others joy if it punched them in the face. Lastly, Fake and Gay; If i wasn’t told Kekyoin was the leader of the kiwifarms waifuist abuse efforts, i’d have assumed it was them. They’re almost as active as they are malicious.
If you have the courage to sit through more than 20 seconds of the guy's voice, it's actually pretty surreal hearing him list posters here as being in a war. I doubt "Kekyoin One-Four-Eight-Eight", "Spout-in B312", and "Faking Gay" think they're part of some war effort, Woyio.
 
Lastly, Fake and Gay; If i wasn’t told Kekyoin was the leader of the kiwifarms waifuist abuse efforts, i’d have assumed it was them. They’re almost as active as they are malicious.
>Me, spend 5 minutes max making a post here
>This guy, spend at least a couple hours dedicating a video to some antiwaifuist war?


If you have the courage to sit through more than 20 seconds of the guy's voice, it's actually pretty surreal hearing him list posters here as being in a war. I doubt "Kekyoin One-Four-Eight-Eight", "Spout-in B312", and "Faking Gay" think they're part of some war effort, Woyio.

:story:
Oh boy I'm famous for being an active poster. Do I win a coupon to Waffle House?

So we live rent free in this guy's head while he dedicates videos to an imaginary war? Quarantine's really hitting people hard, innit?
 
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just wanna clear something up here; that woyio guy isn't the one who owns the paladins channel. he's not even a paladin. the real guy who owns that channel is named travis and his actual youtube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC99EAP4AqXDkXIAoSDOukoA

and here is by far his greatest masterpiece:
Seems he removed the kahntent out of fear. I thought Paladins didn't afraid of anything.
 
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So who’s Travis Blaine? Is he a Paladin? Is he the one in the video? He seems to think we’re all monsters here. We’re a fun bunch! Almost cuddly!
EDIT--Travis Blaine is the Fudd-voiced doof doing the videos. He says his name in the last video linked in this post ("The Paladins Reformed: Fighting for Waifuism")
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Edited to add...
So looking at Travis led me to a video from a month ago in which our Elmer Fudd-voiced pal has a message for the waifuism mods. Looks like he was alliance building for the righteous crusade against our humble Farms.
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Another edit, sorry! Never uploaded/archived videos before, hope this works.
Kiwi Farms: Scourge of the Web

A Message to the Moderators and Members of Waifuism


And might as well include their first video from a couple months ago
The Paladins Reformed: Fighting for Waifuism
 
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I’m a little surprised that Raov is listed here, considering he switches waifus like it’s going out of style. I assumed that would get him shunned everywhere. Then again, he is a mod for WU... Unfortunately, I don’t have any information on the Overlord guy.
 
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First video
Second video
They've got quite the descriptions too.
Hey there, so it seems the ex Kiwifarmer who brought us into this fight wasn't so ex, afterall. He tried to set up another internal conflict within the Paladins, and popped the video up on the farms after he failed. Rather spectacularly I might add. Mr. TohruAdachi, while I like the name, you are an utter embarrassment and disgrace to the Paladins. You have been at the front of Paladin infighting since before the collapse, and I was either kind or stupid enough to give you another chance. It doesn't matter now, you've shown your true colors, and made your choice. I hope you find that it’s worth it. Worth sacrificing everything you’ve spent all those years building with us. The trust, the compassion, the companionship... everything. I have to wonder why you’d do all this though. Bringing me and the Paladins back from nothing, just to betray us and head to the farms. Were you that disappointed you never managed to break me in the collapse? I’m flattered. Unfortunately, it’s too late. You can’t stop what you’ve set in motion, adachi. The Paladins will drive Kiwifarms away from waifuism. Though for what little I'm sure it's worth, I'm truly sorry that it's come to this. I wish I was better, I wish I was good enough to help you, but there's no point in dwelling on shoulda coulda wouldas. You're the single biggest threat to the Paladins the kiwifarms has, and when the time comes. I'll be the one to stop you personally. For your own sake, I hope the kiwifarms are as terrifying and capable as you claim. Though, with how things have gone so far, I'm less than impressed. Maybe you can teach them to be decent harassers hahaha! Ok that was mean, but it's not even like it was unwarranted. Kiwifarms had been nothing but the grand central station of laziness and disappointment so far, but that's a topic for another video. Until then, Adachi!
Hey there, Kiwifarmers. How're you doing? I'm not gonna lie, I am legitimately disappointed in you folks. I thought by now I'd be quaking in my boots, or advocating like my life depends on it. Instead, not only are you dumb enough to think a random commenter with the Paladins is me despite introducing myself in other videos on this channel, when you do figure out who I am, your almighty master plan is to track down my personal channel to dig up cringy vids from years ago as… idk, some kind of ammo? What was the plan there exactly? How is diving into my cringe worthy origins on YouTube supposed to make me stop standing against you? Or make me give up waifuism? Like seriously, could one of y'all explain the line of thought on that one? Now I'd like to address the people of waifuism once again. What exactly are you so afraid of? What makes these people worthy of all the negative hype they're given? Because frankly, all I see are a bunch of cowards too afraid to face justice head on! Come at me, try and break me! Make me regret ever trying to put a stop to you. Oh wait, I just remembered. You can't. You're nothing but a bunch of timid little cockroaches scurrying around tryna cause every bit of easy agony you can! You're pathetic, and if it weren't for your targeting of the emotionally vulnerable, you wouldn't even be worth the Paladins time. So why don't you either run back to your little site and stay where you belong? Or hey! If you do want to try and actually put a stop to us, then move your butts and start taking this seriously. I'm patient, I'll wait. Also, congrats at mocking my voice, you're officially the most boring and unoriginal abusers I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. If it's really that degrading to you, maybe I can go back to text to speech in honor of our founder. Ha! Who am I kidding? If my voice is getting to you, no way in hell am I giving up on it. See you around, Kiwifarmers. Toodle-oo!
 
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It's got quite the description too.
Hey there, Kiwifarmers. How're you doing? I'm not gonna lie, I am legitimately disappointed in you folks. I thought by now I'd be quaking in my boots, or advocating like my life depends on it. Instead, not only are you dumb enough to think a random commenter with the Paladins is me despite introducing myself in other videos on this channel, when you do figure out who I am, your almighty master plan is to track down my personal channel to dig up cringy vids from years ago as… idk, some kind of ammo? What was the plan there exactly? How is diving into my cringe worthy origins on YouTube supposed to make me stop standing against you? Or make me give up waifuism? Like seriously, could one of y'all explain the line of thought on that one? Now I'd like to address the people of waifuism once again. What exactly are you so afraid of? What makes these people worthy of all the negative hype they're given? Because frankly, all I see are a bunch of cowards too afraid to face justice head on! Come at me, try and break me! Make me regret ever trying to put a stop to you. Oh wait, I just remembered. You can't. You're nothing but a bunch of timid little cockroaches scurrying around tryna cause every bit of easy agony you can! You're pathetic, and if it weren't for your targeting of the emotionally vulnerable, you wouldn't even be worth the Paladins time. So why don't you either run back to your little site and stay where you belong? Or hey! If you do want to try and actually put a stop to us, then move your butts and start taking this seriously. I'm patient, I'll wait. Also, congrats at mocking my voice, you're officially the most boring and unoriginal abusers I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. If it's really that degrading to you, maybe I can go back to text to speech in honor of our founder. Ha! Who am I kidding? If my voice is getting to you, no way in hell am I giving up on it. See you around, Kiwifarmers. Toodle-oo!
That description is so larpy he should just play D&D instead of worshiping cartoon pussy like a reasonable nerd.
 
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They've got quite the descriptions too.
Hey there, so it seems the ex Kiwifarmer who brought us into this fight wasn't so ex, afterall. He tried to set up another internal conflict within the Paladins, and popped the video up on the farms after he failed. Rather spectacularly I might add. Mr. TohruAdachi, while I like the name, you are an utter embarrassment and disgrace to the Paladins. You have been at the front of Paladin infighting since before the collapse, and I was either kind or stupid enough to give you another chance. It doesn't matter now, you've shown your true colors, and made your choice. I hope you find that it’s worth it. Worth sacrificing everything you’ve spent all those years building with us. The trust, the compassion, the companionship... everything. I have to wonder why you’d do all this though. Bringing me and the Paladins back from nothing, just to betray us and head to the farms. Were you that disappointed you never managed to break me in the collapse? I’m flattered. Unfortunately, it’s too late. You can’t stop what you’ve set in motion, adachi. The Paladins will drive Kiwifarms away from waifuism. Though for what little I'm sure it's worth, I'm truly sorry that it's come to this. I wish I was better, I wish I was good enough to help you, but there's no point in dwelling on shoulda coulda wouldas. You're the single biggest threat to the Paladins the kiwifarms has, and when the time comes. I'll be the one to stop you personally. For your own sake, I hope the kiwifarms are as terrifying and capable as you claim. Though, with how things have gone so far, I'm less than impressed. Maybe you can teach them to be decent harassers hahaha! Ok that was mean, but it's not even like it was unwarranted. Kiwifarms had been nothing but the grand central station of laziness and disappointment so far, but that's a topic for another video. Until then, Adachi!
Hey there, Kiwifarmers. How're you doing? I'm not gonna lie, I am legitimately disappointed in you folks. I thought by now I'd be quaking in my boots, or advocating like my life depends on it. Instead, not only are you dumb enough to think a random commenter with the Paladins is me despite introducing myself in other videos on this channel, when you do figure out who I am, your almighty master plan is to track down my personal channel to dig up cringy vids from years ago as… idk, some kind of ammo? What was the plan there exactly? How is diving into my cringe worthy origins on YouTube supposed to make me stop standing against you? Or make me give up waifuism? Like seriously, could one of y'all explain the line of thought on that one? Now I'd like to address the people of waifuism once again. What exactly are you so afraid of? What makes these people worthy of all the negative hype they're given? Because frankly, all I see are a bunch of cowards too afraid to face justice head on! Come at me, try and break me! Make me regret ever trying to put a stop to you. Oh wait, I just remembered. You can't. You're nothing but a bunch of timid little cockroaches scurrying around tryna cause every bit of easy agony you can! You're pathetic, and if it weren't for your targeting of the emotionally vulnerable, you wouldn't even be worth the Paladins time. So why don't you either run back to your little site and stay where you belong? Or hey! If you do want to try and actually put a stop to us, then move your butts and start taking this seriously. I'm patient, I'll wait. Also, congrats at mocking my voice, you're officially the most boring and unoriginal abusers I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. If it's really that degrading to you, maybe I can go back to text to speech in honor of our founder. Ha! Who am I kidding? If my voice is getting to you, no way in hell am I giving up on it. See you around, Kiwifarmers. Toodle-oo!
Oh shit, seems like I am getting famous for exposing them lmao. Didn't know exposing a cirlejerk was considered a crime against humanity according to these spergs. Do I win a free Dunkin Donuts gift card?
 
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Oh shit, seems like I am getting famous for exposing them lmao. Didn't know exposing a cirlejerk was considered a crime against humanity according to these spergs. Do I win a free Dunkin Donuts gift card?
I'm out of Dunkies, will Popeye's chicken do?
 
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Oh shit, seems like I am getting famous for exposing them lmao. Didn't know exposing a cirlejerk was considered a crime against humanity according to these spergs. Do I win a free Dunkin Donuts gift card?

Maybe they're talking about the real Adachi? They could be confusing you with him.

Also, congrats at mocking my voice, you're officially the most boring and unoriginal abusers I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with.

Nobody calls me an unoriginal abuser and gets away with it!

YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIT!

Wait who is his waifu? I want to be more specific in why she is a terrible choice and why the cartoon girl would never love him.
 
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I'm out of Dunkies, will Popeye's chicken do?
Sounds good enough.

But I did use to 'work' with these faggots back in the day just to see how far they would go, apparently they used to harass people for liking weird fetish art (i.e ) and claim they were 'saving fandoms' by screaming at them to stop makin what they want.

Wait who is his waifu? I want to be more specific in why she is a terrible choice and why the cartoon girl would never love him.
It's Sayori from DDLC, although he claims it's 'Angel's Love' not 'romantic love', Angel's love is just a term they made up so they can justifiy jerking off to children. There was one time when an artist drew Guro of his waifu, and he kept saying they 'killed muh sayori!!! she's dead I will avenge her!!!' for like over a year or so.


This is my personal favorite thing that has ever came out of talking to him.
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