"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Phil should consider himself lucky that Angelo didn’t try to sue him to slander/libel(that is, if it was happening while he was still alive). I know he’s “judgement proof”, but it isn’t always about getting money.
 
Oh ... again Im not familiar with this cow I guess it was my experience with death to wish condolences if phil really is a living pos who said that about his father the fuck you too Phil
At least read the last couple of pages. Phil does not deserve any condolences or pity. He's an asshole and said he's glad the old man is gone. He also slandering a dead guy.
 
At least read the last couple of pages. Phil does not deserve any condolences or pity. He's an asshole and said he's glad the old man is gone. He also slandering a dead guy.
I know I've changed my mind and now I see...lolcows make stupid descions and do stupid things and we laugh at them for it, but sweet jezzum does this guy cross the line if tolerable and piss all over it. Fuck you Phil even the other phil of the darkside persuasion is a better man than him
 
I know I've changed my mind and now I see...lolcows make stupid descions and do stupid things and we laugh at them for it, but sweet jezzum does this guy cross the line if tolerable and piss all over it. Fuck you Phil even the other phil of the darkside persuasion is a better man than him
ADF is in a special category of lolcows for sure. I really wish the ADFki was still a thing so newcomers could go see all the stuff he was about over the years. I think a version of it does exist but pages are missing and it’s not at all up to date.

Here’s an example, there’s lolcows I actually like: Ulillillia, Terry A. Davis (RIP), and Dan Quinn for example. If they died or someone close to them died I’d be genuinely upset. However I still laugh at their antics online. If people consider Metokur a lolcow, I’m actually a huge fan and don’t have anything bad to say about him other than he needs to make more content.

There’s lolcows that I don’t particularly dislike but I still think are funny nevertheless: @Brad Watson_Miami, Chris-Chan, and MylarBalloonFan. These people are just displaying strange behavior and I’m reacting to it.

There’s lolcows I really don’t like but I still wouldn’t wish I’ll-will on. Brianna Wu, Tonka Saw, and The Amazing Atheist are all in this camp. I do not like these people but I don’t want them to like rot in hell or get raped and murdered in prison.

Then there’s lolcows that I absolutely fucking hate. Nick Bate, Amos Yee, and DeamondIsAmazings mom are all examples of that kind. I’d love nothing more than to see them get their asses whooped and be thrown in prison.

ADF for me is firmly in camp 4. It’s not because he’s a pedo or pedo enabler like the three I mentioned. It’s because he’s a fucking asshole that literally produces nothing, talks insanely tough, and tries to live out power fantasies when he knows full well he can never fulfill them and LARPs as some kind of Ultra-Revolutionary when we all know he’s just a fat retarded slob who refuses to hold down a job and uses Marxist rhetoric to justify it even though Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc. would never approve of his lifestyle choices. All were rabidly homophobic. All strongly disapproved of people who just leeches off the state, Marx called them “Lumpenproletariat” and disavowed them. Engels wrote a pamphlet about an early Gay Rights activist named Karl Heinrich Ulrichs where he explicitly stated he was turning “Smut into theory” and denounced him at length. Yet Phil won’t bother to address these things or even research them. Hell he won’t even say “Well that interpretation is outdated” he doesn’t realize Mao considered Homosexuals unproductive to society and anyone under 65 who didn’t work either starved to death or got a lead injection their family was billed for. I was into Commie shit in my Teen years and Early 20s so I have actually read all this stuff. Now I’m far more Conservative.

And maybe it’s also that he’s my first cow and I’ve been following him for so long that I’ve just seen a pattern of shitty behavior with no redeeming qualities. Since I started in 2008 there have been no redeeming things he has ever done. Chris at least tries to be nice to his fans. Brad Watson at least has a theory - an incoherent one but a theory that he does post about at length. Tonka Saw at least does a podcast and even if he’s an Internet tough guy that won’t put up he has a loyal if modest following. Phil has none of that. Just conspiracy theories, assaulting elderly women, constantly being a nuisance, had one job his entire life that he did one day a week, he blames his father as a rapist when all evidence points to the contrary, Internet tough guy shit. All of it. It makes me repulsed to think this is a free adult. This is a person walking about society with total freedom.

Sorry about the rant.
 
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The only colour of Phil’s wind is brown.
"Can't win in a direct confrontation"

Implying he wouldn't break like glass at the first back-hand.
It’s just not worth it. Anyone of average or even below-average fitness could beat him almost instantly, and for what? Killing a retard doesn’t look good. Even if people did want to kill him, they wouldn’t.
Who cares that he plans to replace his bedazzled bike with an "unmarked" one (fucking lol). Who cares that he's going to buy a different kind of LARP swat vest later? Or that he has a riot helmet so he no longer needs this plastic one?
He has to constantly keep people updated on his power fantasy because it’s all a lie. He thinks people believe his claims of being a seasoned street fighter, but he knows the lie is paper-thin. He has to clarify that getting rid of his toys doesn’t mean he’s not still a dedicated fighter, comrade.
 
Then there’s lolcows that I absolutely fucking hate. Nick Bate, Amos Yee, and DeamondIsAmazings mom are all examples of that kind. I’d love nothing more than to see them get their asses whooped and be thrown in prison.

I thought Nick Bate was in prison, thanks in part to this very website?
 
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What a penis. His dad dies and his first thought is “milk this for sympathy,” his second is “oh boy, now to try to score points against Kiwi Farms.” I hope Angelo left him nothing.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm God this week.
 
Phil sees deep cover Kiwi operatives on a daily basis and he never smashes them because he's too stupid to figure out who they are.

The first thing Phil needs to realise is Kiwis are everywhere. We’re serving your coffee, delivering your groceries, fixing your cars and even teaching your children. There is no escaping our ever watchful eyes and no matter where you go a Kiwi will be there.
 
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