Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Surely we in the land of wernologists, we can find a 40+ year old with a good income, a 18-24 woman to fake go on a date with him at a restaurant in Spokane Lucas frequents, all the while the 40 year old flashing his money and wearing a flat bill hat and both wearing giant crucifix necklaces. The subsequent recording of Lucas chimping out after seeing this would be priceless.
Then if Lucas could see them leave the restaurant and get into a nice car with a Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang bumper sticker. And if the guy said "Come on, baby, let's go get into my hot tub. Oh, yeah, and invite your two friends, Miranda and Melissa over too!".

Lucas would let out a reee so loud it would be heard in the Puget Sound area.

If we could get that to happen that would be perfect!
 
Not that I would ever want any young woman to put herself in this position, but can you imagine the epic freakout the would ensue if Lucas DID take a girl to dinner & did't get fucked afterwards?

"Thanks for dinner..."

"No prob, babe..." (moves in for a kiss)

"Actually...I'm sorry but I don't think this is going to work out. Thanks again for dinner, good night,"

"REEEEEEE!"

I'm willing to bet it would turn violent/into assault pretty damn quick. Harassment at the very least.
 
Lucas is offering dinner at Clinkerdaggers to a Gen Z Kween! They better not ghost him after that. To Lucas buying a woman dinner means she has to be committed. She better not ghost him!

Lucas having little experience dating has no idea how this works. Women quite often will go out to dinner with a man and never see him again. A bit of power leveling, I know this all to well, as I am sure most men do. That is dating. Most men I am sure agree with this. And yeah, this was after paying for her meal. Those greedy thots!

Another major red flag for tubby, showing how he expects a firm commitment from any woman dumb enough to have dinner with him.
Exactly, and this is why I hope Lucas never somehow convinces a desperate woman to date even if she's trolling him. She'll ditch him and he'll go bonkers stalking her. Dating is rough enough today for normal autists like myself, Lucas needs years of therapy and drugs before trying.
 
Surely we in the land of wernologists, we can find a 40+ year old with a good income, a 18-24 woman to fake go on a date with him at a restaurant in Spokane Lucas frequents, all the while the 40 year old flashing his money and wearing a flat bill hat and both wearing giant crucifix necklaces. The subsequent recording of Lucas chimping out after seeing this would be priceless.
Better yet, get said 40+ year old to dress up in imitation of Lucas, and take two or three 18-24 y/o women on a fake date right in front of Lucas. Bonus points if they talk exclusively about BLM/ACAB/telomeres/fecund ova.
 
Better yet, get said 40+ year old to dress up in imitation of Lucas, and take two or three 18-24 y/o women on a fake date right in front of Lucas. Bonus points if they talk exclusively about BLM/ACAB/telomeres/fecund ova.

....Double the bonus points if lucas overhears them, decides to try to slip in and sit down at the table to pick up a fecund breeder bae and all of them turn to lucas and say 'get the fuck out of here greybeard creep! stop trying to use my research to steal my women!'

Throwing his own insults at him would drive lucas wild. a chimpout would be all but guaranteed

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Then if Lucas could see them leave the restaurant and get into a nice car with a Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang bumper sticker. And if the guy said "Come on, baby, let's go get into my hot tub. Oh, yeah, and invite your two friends, Miranda and Melissa over too!".

Lucas would let out a reee so loud it would be heard in the Puget Sound area.

It would be like this....just replace regular I with puget sound, khan with a flatbill and kirk with lucas


'I'll leave you as you left me, as you left my zoomer bae lucas....marooned for all eternity without a greybeard daddy to breed her. Not in the cards....not in the cards....'
 
Hey Lucas, you have a malignant character that's why not even your relatives want you around.

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Hey Lucas, you have a malignant character that's why not even your relatives want you around.

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Says the man who admits his entire destiny would be shaped for the better if a young woman would just fuck him, and that his future happiness or even ability to go on living is in the hands of fickle gen Z women.

Also the universe is not you, Lucas. You’re proper big, but not “entire universe” sized yet. So if the universe shapes you, that falls into the category of “someone else shaping who you are.”
 
Since lucas prefers his companions to be fecund, behold, I give you the perfect pet for hobo lucas to wander the streets and shelters of spokane with. It is the only fecund bae he has any chance of possessing

He would become the minsc of spokane

.....if minsc was a deranged, pedophile hobo obsessed with his own sperm
 
Since lucas prefers his companions to be fecund, behold, I give you the perfect pet for hobo lucas to wander the streets and shelters of spokane with. It is the only fecund bae he has any chance of possessing

He would become the minsc of spokane

.....if minsc was a deranged, pedophile hobo obsessed with his own sperm
I bet even the mouse would laugh at the size of his dick. I wonder if a mouse can be trained to say/squeak “it’s not in the cards”?

Does anyone here have a PhD in Rodent Smack Talk??
 
The one video from yesterday and the one from this morning.


So let me guess... Lucas’ renewed acrimony against Christians stems from all the charity based services he relies on basically telling him he needs to get his shit together or he won’t be allowed to use them? Is that accurate?

One of the most infuriating things about Lucas, for me personally, is how ungrateful he is for all the help he is given. The fact he feels justified in shitting on the very people who feed him and give him a place to sleep, day after day, is one of the main reason I have no sympathy for him. It takes a special kind of asshole to ungratefully take that which sustains your very life and then turn around and shit on those who provide it. It’s a level of entitlement I can’t begin to fathom. Not to be mati here, but fuck you Lucas.

And he may have become confused about the underlying moral tenets of the Christian faith, but I am pretty sure it doesn’t include hoarding the women and having covid sex orgies. That’s the flat bills, Lucas. He seem to be conflating all of his enemies into one composite “super villain“ delusion.
 
Since lucas prefers his companions to be fecund, behold, I give you the perfect pet for hobo lucas to wander the streets and shelters of spokane with. It is the only fecund bae he has any chance of possessing

He would become the minsc of spokane

.....if minsc was a deranged, pedophile hobo obsessed with his own sperm
How DARE you try to subject this friendly little squeaker to the infesting vermin that is Lucas
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Stay safe, smolmaus. Lucas shall not have your fecund ova this day, nor any other.
 
It's kinda amazing the one thing Sofalaw/Kiwifarms got Lucas to admit about himself is having a small dick. I remember his old creeper messages to minors about being "with bigus dickus", to now publicly admitting it's small and using his fist to compensate, as well as admitting he hates other men who have bigger dicks than him. That's probably the most development Lucas has gone since this love quest began. Really funny that's the one thing he's apparently incapable of lying about, despite there being just as much evidence about his weight or grades, or well pretty much all of his claims
It is absolute insanity to me that he really thinks his fist/arm is a good alternative for having a micro penis. Don’t get me wrong, a guy’s dick doesn’t have to be huge, and it absolutely can be TOO big, but no, a woman not wanting a 2in dick does not mean they want your fucking ARM inside of them?!

The Fing is already far more likable.
I’ll befriend the Fing if he manages to separate from the Wern.
 
I'm willing to bet it would turn violent/into assault pretty damn quick. Harassment at the very least.
the thing is that Lucas is an absolute coward. he talks a big game, and i bet he'll get angry and rant and rave, but even when outright confronted with adversity, he screams and cries and sulks and slinks off somewhere. he's a disgusting slob and wouldn't put it past him to have an emotional outburst and perhaps try to be intimidating but outright assault probably not.

get a girl alone with him, in a compromised fashion (drunk, high, et c) and i bet he'd be much more inclined in doing awful things that he has confidence he could get away with.
 
I've worked with young autistic men who desperately want a girlfriend. "I'm 18, everyone else has one, when do I get mine?" I have to explain to them that a girlfriend is not something you are entitled to or is just given to you. If they have a hard time understanding that, we have couples tell them stories of how they met, etc. and how couples break up. We've had some boys turn stalker & we have to tell them it's not acceptable & there are consequences for behaving that way. They may want a girlfriend, but they don't just get one, like getting a doll from the toy store. We tell them that if they cannot behave appropriately around girls, we will not allow them to near girls unsupervised.

But these are kids who are pretty autistic and 20 years old at the oldest. They also don't try to spout bullshit science at us.

It's sad (not not unsurprising) when a 40 year old man can't even learn what those kids can. No girl in her right mind is even going to make eye contact with Lucas. And he is not entitled to their time, attention or bodies.

Sorry, I see this horse is dead & yet I continued to beat it.
This is really interesting .. would you have any insight into how this translates in young autistic women?

I guess what I'm wondering is, if that behavior of frustrated entitlement (?) in regards of acquiring a girlfriend is a combination of the gaps of social understanding that comes with autism + how men are socialized to view relationships/women (yes it's 2020 but there's still a bit to go in terms of gender equality and clearly there are still plenty remnants from that boomer 1950s age of boys will be boys and ownership over women)

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The way insane Predator starts the video "If there is one thing I can't stand is a hypocrite". Well, there is a rabid dog that bites the hand that feeds it looking right back at him every time he looks in the mirror.
To be fair, I think he doesn't know the actual definition of what a 'hypocrite' is. All he knows is that it's 3 syllables and so he will sound smart and powerful saying it. He thinks a hypocrite is someone who has one set of beliefs (like BLM, racial equality) and a completely unrelated.. like BIZARRELY unrelated behavior (like not wanting to date a screaming urine soaked homeless lunatic 20 years older than them). He does not understand that a hypocrite is someone who has one set of beliefs and behaves directly opposite of their beliefs, like for example, maybe someone who claims to despise aGEPhoBIA but has made it his entire life goal, like a violently obsessive compulsion that dominates his literal every thought of every single second, to *ONLY* be with a HOTGIRL18TO24BUT16ISLEGALINWASHINGTON

Fuck didn't mean to double post..

Lucas is pretty autistic and doesn't understand that he isn't entitled to a girlfriend. "Is he entitled to a homeless shelter? Apparently he is. Is he entitled to his tugboat check? Apparently he is." He thinks he is owed a girlfriend and that the government really should provide him one. Lucas should not be around young women unsupervised either.

Lucas is offering dinner at Clinkerdaggers to a Gen Z Kween! They better not ghost him after that. To Lucas buying a woman dinner means she has to be committed. She better not ghost him!

Lucas having little experience dating has no idea how this works. Women quite often will go out to dinner with a man and never see him again. A bit of power leveling, I know this all to well, as I am sure most men do. That is dating. Most men I am sure agree with this. And yeah, this was after paying for her meal. Those greedy thots!

Another major red flag for tubby, showing how he expects a firm commitment from any woman dumb enough to have dinner with him.
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Ffs he's such a massive tard. I mean, this has been well established. Like he's such an inept shit stained moron that he literally can't take care of himself and entirely depends on government handouts and the generosity of Christian shelters, which he's so fucking stupid he can't stop screaming about how greedy those entities are, while concurrently relying on them for basic survival

But how do you become the kind of person who thinks that everything and everyone in the world exists just to serve you and do what you want all the time and only what you want. What if there was a genuine effort on the girl's part to want to try to get to know him and date him, because Idk, let's say she had a traumatic childhood that literally destroyed her brain matter, like she probably needs therapy. Anyways, she agrees to the date and they talk and it turns out they have nothing in common. She likes to get up at 4am and run 3 miles everyday and would like a partner who would run with her. Also, she has a science degree so everything Lucas says makes her want to cut her own jugular. So she tells him, it was a nice time but it turns out they don't have much in common and it's hard to imagine any kind of future in terms of the lifelong total commitment he's demanding

I know that makes sense to everyone else, but it won't for him. All he knows is that he SAID. AN OUNCE OF WEED. AND A $13 PLATE AT CLINKERDAGGER. FOR A ZOOMER BAE FOREVER. HE WANTS THE FECUND ZOOMER BAE. I can understand this kind of entitlement and lack of empathy for others' bodily autonomy if you're like, a really famous singer who has written masterpieces and have had the last 20 years of being constantly praised, served, worshipped, and pampered. Or even a surgeon with a God complex. But LUCAS WERNER ??

Not only has he never accomplished anything, not even the bare minimum of being an unemployable homeless idiot who's able to keep an apartment HANDED to him by the government, he continues to be a total waste of oxygen and resources and an active threat to people, especially young girls, around him. The world would objectively have been a better place if he was never born, or when he finally dies from a gunt and hygiene related succumb to death
 
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This is really interesting .. would you have any insight into how this translates in young autistic women?

I guess what I'm wondering is, if that behavior of frustrated entitlement (?) in regards of acquiring a girlfriend is a combination of the gaps of social understanding that comes with autism + how men are socialized to view relationships/women (yes it's 2020 but there's still a bit to go in terms of gender equality and clearly there are still plenty remnants from that boomer 1950s age of boys will be boys and ownership over women)

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To be fair, I think he doesn't know the actual definition of what a 'hypocrite' is. All he knows is that it's 3 syllables and so he will sound smart and powerful saying it. He thinks a hypocrite is someone who has one set of beliefs (like BLM, racial equality) and a completely unrelated.. like BIZARRELY unrelated behavior (like not wanting to date a screaming urine soaked homeless lunatic 20 years older than them). He does not understand that a hypocrite is someone who has one set of beliefs and behaves directly opposite of their beliefs, like for example, maybe someone who claims to despise aGEPhoBIA but has made it his entire life goal, like a violently obsessive compulsion that dominates his literal every thought of every single second, to *ONLY* be with a HOTGIRL18TO24BUT16ISLEGALINWASHINGTON
It's a bit off-topic, but I find that young autistic women tend to stay more 'young in mind' then men. The ones I have interacted with that says they want a boyfriend/when do they get a boyfriend but it's more for the pre-teen reason : someone to 'go on dates' with (I had one girl tell me she wanted to do the whole 'milkshake with one straw' thing), hold hands with and maybe even kiss. The kissing part is usually followed by blushing and embarrassed giggles. If they do bother young men, in my experiences, it's with staring at them in a goo-goo eyed sort of way, slipping them notes (complete with 'yes/no' boxes for checking) or just to be around them. I had one girl who was in a gym class and did the whole "I don't know how to hold a baseball at all....can you show me, Johnny?" so she could get him to basically hug her/embrace her from that stance. That's the closest thing I've come to a girl initiating anything sexual. If they do talk about penises, it's mainly because they find them gross or funny, not like they want to get all up on that. Most girls just want what they see on Disney Channel shows, I find.

Lucas is a totally different breed from any autistic person I've worked with. Most of them want a girlfriend because they see their classmates pairing off and they want to be 'normal'. They know what 'normal' is and it's frustrating for them to not get it. I explain to them that lots of people don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend, but they have lots of other things in their life that make them happen. If they find someone, that's wonderful, but if they don't, it isn't the end of the world. The worst thing I've had happen in a young man who touched a girl's breasts (he thought he was being all smooth & slick, doing an 'oops, I fell into you' & landed perfectly cupping one breast in each hand and started squeezing and rolling them around). A stern talking to from the school staff, his parents and the girl's parents (who were surprisingly...I won't say okay, but understanding) set him straight really quick, especially since he was told he' was 18 and now an adult and he could go to real prison.

Lucas is entitled, plain and simple (as well as mentally ill, though I'm not sure if it's autism, honestly) and I'm pretty sure that's from his upbringing. It's been a while since I've brushed up on my Wrenology, but I get the vibe his mommy made excuses for him and he hid behind her skirts a lot. Now, he's just an embarrassment and to be honest, he's too old & too far gone to learn to correct his behaviors. We all know it's only a matter of time before he winds up in a psych ward or hospital again (or dead, with the coming winter) and honestly, it's the best place for him. Because he'll be away from any everyone else. I agree that Lucas is a coward, but he's a big man and I could see him corner some tiny SCC student and (as a 5 foot tall & small woman myself), that can be terrifying.
 
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I was just going to say....

We all know Lucas doesn't care about anyone but himself. All his screeching about covid is just his jealousy showing. Don't go to Halloween parties, because he knows he's not invited. Don't go to bars, because he knows he's not allowed inside. Don't be a slut, because he knows he's never gonna get to be a slut for anyone. (Maybe in jail, lol)
Lucas you're so transparent. And I want you to know I laugh at your pain and suffering. No one deserves it more than you.
 
This sort of confirms my suspicions. He definitely got a talking to from the HoC about his behavior and he took it as an affront because you don’t tell Lucas Werner he is wrong, ever. I don’t have proof but this is a typical Lucas pattern to lash out at perceived wrongs done to him. He knows he is in a bind so he has to accept it or he is out sleeping on the streets in freezing weather. Now he is subconsciously wishing 30 million christians dead. He is just insufferable.
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Especially that middle part. ”Some work at the House of Charity”. It’s right there.
 
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