🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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MeltyTW said:
yeah that is right he has a photograph instead of a faith reaction like last time
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well as long as neither of them make really big life decisions like i dont know, having a baby and paying child support to a runaway bride of gunt, or moving to a new country to set up a cult compound, as long as neither of them make drastic life altering decisions like that, and as long as neither of them are dying from a myriad of diseases affecting their body so bad we can see the results lurch daily towards total shut down, or any risk of oding on heavy drugs, then they should be able to subsist without any of that for a good number of years lol
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I didn't think about that. You don't have to show her even. It could have been both hands holding up the pic, like you are in this together and showing that you are a happy couple having a baby. Or just a scanned image without any context. It's his hand holding up the photo. It has the appearance that he's doing it just to own the a-lawgs, even if that's not the case. 'See, I did do it' as opposed to 'I helped create this thing together with this other person and my life is going to change, isn't this amazing?'
 
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Baby-Shielding classy as ever.
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(http://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1321152299255910401)
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The funniest part to Ralph bragging about the pool and the Killstream Kompound is that he's like the forth biggest name on that trip. Revenge of the Cis have top billing next to Dick and Ralph is less relevant than Ryan Long, another guest. He's a literal who but he's gotta brag about how he'll be lounging by the pool in three shirts as if that's something anybody would be eager to check out. Can't wait for Road Rage!
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
If Faith actually left, wouldn't we hear from the Vickers' somehow?
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I know this is late, but it could be part of some agreement bw them and Ralph that they get Faith back, but they have to sign a NDA about it. Or maybe they don't want to deal with the internet anymore. Or she's still with Ralph. IDK

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Freedom Fries said:
I think I missed this arc. What's going on here?
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I assume he's talking about Rekieta, who Ralph got pissy at for not 100% gunt guarding for him
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I struggle to think of a bigger waste of money than watching a bunch of internet relics sperging out in person in when you can watch them sperg out over the internet for free.
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And you potentially get Corona-chan too! All for a measly $60! What a steal!
theguntsexpartner said:
People of kiwifarms, i need your help. I will be honest, i have been trying to look for Gator for a while, and today it seemed that God answered my prayer.... How did that happen? well that was in the form of a glitch. This appeared when i went to look up the KiK profile for TheGatorGamer. If anyone can look into this please that would be good, but it appears that the name Collin Shepard came up when bringing up his Kik profile.
If anyone finds anything please let me know, i don't care if someone takes the credit for it, i just want to find Gator

I have archived the link as well for people to check out


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Would this be him?
 (I'm probably late; just ignore that)
 
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I, former alawg, come to this very thread to request its removal given recent events it is obvious we've been thoroughly owned, Ethan Oliver Ralph is not a lolcow no matter how much we spam His thread, he's a succesful streamer, an insightful commentator, he is not jewish, he can smash ANY woman he wants including the hottest californian 18 year olds money can get, he hangs around with the biggest names in this subforum, he may be a bit fat and addicted to drugs and alcohol but that is easily solved, he is directly saving the white race and he's doing it all in spite of all our concerted efforts to destroy his life. In short Ralph is a mensch, he's my mensch

We lost, it's time to accept defeat and apologize.
 
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So i just thought about this, is there anyone in photography that can tell me if the scene around ralph in his ultrasound reveal is at a place for printing off a copy sent from california, it looks to me like hes in a walgreens? alternatively he said he had to travel last minute to mark but why would he have no foreknowledge of the ultrasound if he was with faith and was being updated constantly? why would he insist he went to dc last minute? if faith and ethan booked it together why is he rushing off with no prior knowledge or planning? it smells fishy and it sounds like ethan was just now let into the loop and just now was able to go to the ultrasound if he was there.

i mean why else would he cry on yesterdays killstream and look so miserable? it cant be because hes worried about being a shit parent because he doesnt care, the only thing he cares about is not looking like a cuck to us. could be worried because his finances are barely covering his cockroach lifestyle and now he either has to fund a baby he cant even see and make expensive trips on a lemon salary.

also ethan has already found his replacement sow now that faith is either used goods or left his bitch ass:
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ethan simping for any fresh whore with a pulse with the quickness there
 
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MeltyTW said:
i mean why else would he cry on yesterdays killstream and look so miserable? it cant be because hes worried about being a shit parent because he doesnt care, the only thing he cares about is not looking like a cuck to us. could be worried because his finances are barely covering his cockroach lifestyle and now he either has to fund a baby he cant even see and make expensive trips on a lemon salary.
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I still strongly believe Faith left some time ago, but I will humor the idea she is still there.

Do you think she has any idea that ralph makes less than minimum wage, or do you think that he's convinced her he's a lot more successful than he is?
Has he actually been able to shelter her from finding out the truth from anyone?

Furthermore, that makes me wonder if Faith still thinks that Ralph didn't send the sex tape to Chris. Do you guys think ralph has actually managed to shield her from all this information? If so, how? Do you think he simply doesn't allow her on the internet? Did the Vickers keep her laptop and cell phone, and Ralph hasn't got her a new one?
 
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lol i completely forgot florida is a covid hotspot and ethan is planning on packing into a compound with dozens of other people after attending dicks packed close event. guess hes going to die anyway so throw covid in on top of that i guess
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Furthermore, that makes me wonder if Faith still thinks that Ralph didn't send the sex tape to Chris.
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i think ethan just ruined her life and she knew finding a mate who isnt chris or ethan would be tough after that abomination showed how much of an unwashed skank she is.
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Do you think she has any idea that ralph makes less than minimum wage, or do you think that he's convinced her he's a lot more successful than he is?
Has he actually been able to shelter her from finding out the truth from anyone?
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you can hide financial deficiency if you can buy whatever the partner wants and they dont think long term about baby expenses or later life things like a new non gunt shack home. she doesnt notice if he can afford hospital bills or decent homes etc etc because she probably only cares about toys and games and clothing etc etc, stuff you can afford to splurge on if youre a short sighted cockroach like ethan ralph.

of course thats all moot since its obvious faith left no way "let me show my alawgs your pussy" ralph wouldnt force her on camera to own us and hes crying his eyes out on stream
 
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This stream aged like fine wine.

1hour19minutes in.


Did Ralph try to get /baph/ on stream? As if /baph/ is a singular person.
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Taken from the king of pol thread but it's relevant.
http://archive.is/gEEhX - Kraut in Tears
http://archive.is/7YsDs - Kraut Thread 2
http://archive.is/4TLES - Kraut Thread 3
http://archive.is/dzAGJ - Kraut Thread 4
http://archive.is/Av8VZ - Kraut Thread 5/Skeptics v1
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Tangentially related: Vaush v. Tim Pool bloodsports is about to go live:

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Let's see how his numbers stack up to the headliner Spencer v. Styx bloodsport!

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Oh no, Ethan! Ohhh noooooo!

EDIT: Over 20,000 now. Ethan on suicide watch.

EDIT2: 34,000 now.

EDIT3: Over 40,000 now. I sure hope @theralph doesn't see this message!

EDIT4: 46,000. More than an entire month of Killstreams combined. The Retort has been Aborted.

EDIT5: Seems to have topped out around 47,500 an hour in.
 
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Doesn't Ralph live in a small crack shack? If the baby is born come May then I am sure we will hear crying noises in the background come late 2021.

Wonder if he is rich enough to soundproof his place if that happens. Or maybe get a bigger place.

Or maybe it is like as everyone said that Ralph sent Faith back home so that their child can be taken care of. He said that he made peace with the Vickers and that the child will see his grandparents.

I don't know how that can be possible unless Ralph sends Faith back home or if he is willing to pay the Vickers regular visits.

I am not buying the fact that the baby was the sole reason why the Vickers went from trying to throw Ralph into jail to making peace with him. If I knew my daughter was pregnant and in a crack shack, I will try even harder to get her back.

If Faith goes back to her parents then it will be a different story.
 
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