"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

break these cuffs said:
Phil sees deep cover Kiwi operatives on a daily basis and he never smashes them because he's too stupid to figure out who they are.
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Phil would be too chicken-shit to confront a Kiwi if he ever met one in person. If he saw someone in public wearing a Kiwi Farms logo shirt, he'd duck his head down to try to avoid notice and waddle away in the other direction. Then he'd bounce and squeak for a couple hours in the Ain't-ifa Barracks until he was calm enough to make a Facebook post about totally kicking that Kiwi Fascist's ass and throwing their phone in the sewer.
 
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The Dude said:
I can't remember if we ever verified it or if it was only speculation, but the whole "sexual abuse" lie may have come from his mother lying about it during the divorce and may have coached Phil to parrot the lie in order to demonize Angelo during the divorce proceedings.
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I don't remember where it was from (I think it was Introman's phone call with Angelo, although I think there was also some kind of "father's rights" blog post or newspaper story or something with Angelo that it could have been in), but Jackie apparently did tell Phil and her other son to say that there was some sort of sexual thing. I've always been under the impression that Phil retroactively applied that to him rightfully getting his ass beaten at the fireworks show many years later.

The Autistic Spectrum said:
How old was Phil when he got spanked for bullying small children anyway? I seem to recall him being around 12. I can understand why Angelo just put him over his knee and spanked his ass!
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11, almost 12.

Alex Krycek said:
If I recall correctly another reason he probably wouldn’t go back to his mom even if he could was his stepdad, or moms boyfriend Dale. They had a very strained relationship and Dale would be cold to Phil over not helping with the bills and only working one day a week at the Wawa deli. Dale and Phil’s mom may have broken up at some point. Memory from that time period is kinda hazy.
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I think they were still together around the time Philthy first had a subforum, when he was pretending that Jackie was psyched that she now had a ink-haired daughter. (In reality, as other have pointed out, he made most of the details of the interactions with her up and was actually begging her for money.)

Tranny Dick Noballs said:
We should order some flowers. Rest in Peace Angelo. You were slandered for too long, but at least your DNA continues through your new family.

By the way, Phil looks nothing like Angelo. Are we sure his mother didn't fuck some Albanian nigger potato?
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Angelo didn't have biological children with his new wife, but her kids called him dad, and her kids' kids called him their grandfather.

Also, he and Phil look far more similar in older pictures, especially the "bondage walrus" picture and earlier. Phil legitimately looks like a retarded, ugly version of Angelo.
 
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So, if Phil is going to be "participating" in any post-election protests, do you think he'll post any photos of him "bashing some fash", or will we just get a bunch of stories about the "action"?
 
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CheesyBoy said:
So, if Phil is going to be "participating" in any post-election protests, do you think he'll post any photos of him "bashing some fash", or will we just get a bunch of stories about the "action"?
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Phil hasn't been at any sort of protest since shit actually started getting "real" in PDX. He'll be far too busy moving to join his comrades on the front lines.
 
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Let's Find Out! said:
Phil hasn't been at any sort of protest since shit actually started getting "real" in PDX. He'll be far too busy moving to join his comrades on the front lines.
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The last time we saw Phil at any kind of "protest" was about a year ago. It was a video of Phil with about five or six other obese losers on a sidewalk screeching at some elderly people. They were such brave super soldiers to be chimping out on a small group of geezers and old farts. Che would be proud, I'm sure.

Edit: Actually, I believe it was the ONLY time we've seen Phil doing "IRL activism".
 
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The Dude said:
The last time we saw Phil at any kind of "protest" was about a year ago. It was a video of Phil with about five or six other obese losers on a sidewalk screeching at some elderly people. They were such brave super soldiers to be chimping out on a small group of geezers and old farts. Che would be proud, I'm sure.

Edit: Actually, I believe it was the ONLY time we've seen Phil doing "IRL activism".
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Wasn't there a group of people from the church of satan nearby too, it was like the designated tard screeching square or something
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
Wasn't there a group of people from the church of satan nearby too, it was like the designated tard screeching square or something
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I'm pretty sure I posted that video around November. I believe the video was from August. It was basically Binxy and her crew with Phil at the tail end with a megaphone yelling at that Farley guy for getting too close to the battle hardened antifatards. I think the satanic think was around the same time but unrelated.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
I'm pretty sure I posted that video around November. I believe the video was from August. It was basically Binxy and her crew with Phil at the tail end with a megaphone yelling at that Farley guy for getting too close to the battle hardened antifatards. I think the satanic think was around the same time but unrelated.
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Your right, I'm thinking of the photos that a field op got back in the day.
 
The Dude said:
Phil would be too chicken-shit to confront a Kiwi if he ever met one in person. If he saw someone in public wearing a Kiwi Farms logo shirt, he'd duck his head down to try to avoid notice and waddle away in the other direction. Then he'd bounce and squeak for a couple hours in the Ain't-ifa Barracks until he was calm enough to make a Facebook post about totally kicking that Kiwi Fascist's ass and throwing their phone in the sewer.
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Hahaha who in the right mind would go out in public wearing that shit?
 
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