Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AbraCadaver]

‘The fineness of delicious things‘ is really tempting me for my next custom title. Lucas only thinks of luxuries in terms of food, like the lizardbrain he is. Remember during his “come be my bae and we can go live at my parents’ house” pitch? He rattled off the amenities of Roy’s house, including a big-screen television “and lots of food.” Like 18 yr old women are all starving and not gainfully employed in a part-time job as most teens are, able to buy their own food. I bet Roy loves his son going online and telling random people to come on over and eat all of Roy’s food.

I do love that he only thinks of food and fucking, like an animal. “WHERE IS MY FUCK PARTNER TO EAT FOOD WITH? HERE IS FOOD, POTENTIAL MATE! EAT FOOD AND THEN WE MAKE BABIES!”

On that note I just had a horrifying thought....

Imagine fallout 5 being set in the pacific northwest, and you discover a vault in what was left of spokane, only to find out that the horrifying vault tec experiment conducted there was to put 999 fecund 16 year old zoomer baes in the vault - all female, with the only male allowed in being lucas, who was made overseer

You’d have 999 lesbians and one dead man.

 

[IceQueen]

No, it was stated that the interview was in SOFALAW but the SOFALAW link back on page 100 something is dead. TBH I’m a bit unclear regarding SOFALAW, is it still around? Is it private? Perhaps I’m not dedicated enough to Wernology to not know such a basic tenet

I've been following the Wern saga for years and I too don't understand SOFALAW. I've never ever been able to find the group. Maybe it is just private/locked?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

 

[IceQueen]

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His current voice mail message.
You. Cannot. Make. This. Shit. Up.

HAHAHAHAHA I CANNOT

Is my memory failing me or his age range keeps getting smaller? I remember when I started to read this thread the threshold was 26 not 24.

Nope, that's correct. First it was 16 to 26. Then 18 to 26. Now 18 to 24. So fucking stupid lol.

 

[Fatal Walter]

He's had it down to 18-21 at a few points.

 

[Rogowski]

I've been following the Wern saga for years and I too don't understand SOFALAW. I've never ever been able to find the group. Maybe it is just private/locked?

It’s a secret group on Facebook you need to have a current member friend you and invite you to join. You’re not missing much honestly it’s a bunch of people in Lucas’ actual age range making fun of him and they have a few spinoff groups for other Facebook weirdos they’ve found including Russell Greer. The only thing they have that’s not in this thread is a long term undercover troll who leaks things while Lucas considers them to be one of his closest friends and I try to always share those posts here.

 

[Krathnami]

House of Charity should be informed that he's claiming to smoke marijuana on the premises. Homeless shelters are often filled with folks who have addiction issues. I'm not trying to state weed is an addiction on par with some of the harder stuff, but if he were to trigger someone's relapse this would be very bad for the organization and the people who rely on them.

 

[Goldaor]

I tried calling again, he did answer but immediately said ''IT'S NOT IN THE CARDS FOR YOU!'' then hung up. Someone told me they got the same result too so I guess he got a bunch of these today haha.

 

[Fatal Walter]

How could it not be in the cards for you? You already have what Lucas wants.

 

[boner_alert]

150 million up from 30.

Makes me want to run cards against his dumbass opinion for laughs.

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The pic even looks slightly filtered but even then.. the dude is a ROUGH 39

 

[Grease trap]

The pic even looks slightly filtered but even then.. the dude is a ROUGH 39

Pretty sure he's actually turning 41 this year, but your point still stands. Those deep lines on his cheeks suggest an age of at least 50. This past summer has not been kind to his skin. Remember those videos back in July where he looked especially red and irradiated? Wonder if one of those moles on his moobs are malignant at this point.

 

[boner_alert]

Pretty sure he's actually turning 41 this year, but your point still stands. Those deep lines on his cheeks suggest an age of at least 50. This past summer has not been kind to his skin. Remember those videos back in July where he looked especially red and irradiated? Wonder if one of those moles on his moobs are malignant at this point.

Ffs, I'm an idiot. Right when I read your post, "I'm 40, IM HOMELESS, CMON SOCIALISTS. DEMOCRATS IN NAME ONLY" x 400 came screaming back, I don't know why I thought he was 39, I guess because he's looked 50 for the last few years

 

[Pump Meat]

I tried calling again, he did answer but immediately said ''IT'S NOT IN THE CARDS FOR YOU!'' then hung up. Someone told me they got the same result too so I guess he got a bunch of these today haha.

Why are you trying to contact him? I thought the relationship was effectively over.

 

[WonderWino]

The pic even looks slightly filtered but even then.. the dude is a ROUGH 39

39? He is 41 next month. But yeah definitely aging very badly. He is aging like a sith. At this rate he'll be the size and appearance of darth baras in no time. This winter is going to be very hard on him, even if he manages to avoid a long term ban from hoc he still has to spend alot of time out in the cold during the day, he is nowhere near prepared for that

 

[Wernology]

Tempting to use this as a video intro on my channel now (despite the fact that he always records in fucking portrait mode).

39? He is 41 next month. But yeah definitely aging very badly. He is aging like a sith. At this rate he'll be the size and appearance of darth baras in no time. This winter is going to be very hard on him, even if he manages to avoid a long term ban from hoc he still has to spend alot of time out in the cold during the day, he is nowhere near prepared for that

Oh c'mon, Darth Baras had power, money, probably a few nice ships, and definitely a better personality all things considered.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I think someone posted a YT video or something with some of the police report but here are the two Olympia police reports for Lucas's arrests if people want to check them out in PDF form.

Curiously, there is a photo of some random dude included in the vandalism report. I suspect the SD-card was used to take photos of an assault victim just before Lucas got pinched and those photos were accidentally included along with the vandalism damage. Here's what Lucas wrote to get himself locked up:

Nothing terribly interesting in the report for the protective order violation arrest. It just proves he's the kind of dumbass to think that violating a protective order by marching in and yelling at someone to remove the protective order is a good idea. Some personal info redacted.

 

[NattyDaddy]

What a faggot

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Sick tag G

 

[WonderWino]

I think someone posted a YT video or something with some of the police report but here are the two Olympia police reports for Lucas's arrests if people want to check them out in PDF form.

Curiously, there is a photo of some random dude included in the vandalism report. I suspect the SD-card was used to take photos of an assault victim just before Lucas got pinched and those photos were accidentally included along with the vandalism damage. Here's what Lucas wrote to get himself locked up:
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Nothing terribly interesting in the report for the protective order violation arrest. It just proves he's the kind of dumbass to think that violating a protective order by marching in and yelling at someone to remove the protective order is a good idea. Some personal info redacted.

Wait.....did he write that on her wall or something like that? Yeah totally not a psycho thing to do at all. In some ways thats an even worse thing to leave for someone than an outright threat. At least a threat is made in anger and you can understand the rational motivation behind it, but going in and leaving a crazy note like that just make you look unhinged and psychotic, which I can see freaking the victim out more because it shows the person is unstable and might be capable of all kinds of crazy behavior

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

the tag was in February 2013 at some furniture store in Olympia

 

[teleméres69]

He should try charging money to record custom voice mails. Might be remotely close to doing something productive, and would actually be one of the few non shitty things he's done in life

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His current voice mail message.
You. Cannot. Make. This. Shit. Up.

He keeps lowering it, he's lowered to it 18-21 a few times, but I guess he hasn't quite degraded enough for that to stick yet

Is my memory failing me or his age range keeps getting smaller? I remember when I started to read this thread the threshold was 26 not 24.

He'll look like a fat Palpatine by the time he reaches his mid 40s. Assuming he's still alive by then

39? He is 41 next month. But yeah definitely aging very badly. He is aging like a sith. At this rate he'll be the size and appearance of darth baras in no time. This winter is going to be very hard on him, even if he manages to avoid a long term ban from hoc he still has to spend alot of time out in the cold during the day, he is nowhere near prepared for that

You could just see Lucas screaming on some republic shithole about the midichlorians in his sperm. Probably would go even as insane as to demand a force sensitive 16-24 year old woman despite having no force sensitivity himself, or a job

Oh c'mon, Darth Baras had power, money, probably a few nice ships, and definitely a better personality all things considered.

Wouldn't be surprised if Lucas started trying to spray his manifesto on walls in the future

the tag was in February 2013 at some furniture store in Olympia