Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[boner_alert]

If someone in Spokane is bored enough. It is public record to see if someone voted. You can't see who they voted for, but if they voted or not. I bet for all the mooing Lucas did and does about Bernie Sanders he was too lazy to vote for him. With Lucas someone else needs to do it. He was too busy filling his hobo sack at the food pantry to go vote.

So, if someone could track down the Spokane county voting records that would be great...

I saw a while ago his voter status is inactive. Apparently he registered in 2018, which I thought was a weird time to do so, but then again, as @klickitat pointed out, he realized he could legally move from millennials to gen z in 2018, and post 2016 there has been a significant increase in political activism in social media, and since he deliberately exclusively searches for underaged or teen girls to stalk on social media, he saw a ton of political activism and his tard brain went on to form the hard crusty core beliefs that make up his soul- ALL gen z are communist BLM christian biggits even though they're for Bernie Sanders

Edit: Whoops didn't attach all files. Also from voterrecords.com

 

[Krathnami]

If someone in Spokane is bored enough. It is public record to see if someone voted. You can't see who they voted for, but if they voted or not. I bet for all the mooing Lucas did and does about Bernie Sanders he was too lazy to vote for him. With Lucas someone else needs to do it. He was too busy filling his hobo sack at the food pantry to go vote.

So, if someone could track down the Spokane county voting records that would be great...

This is the only information I was able to find in an admittedly lazy web search

Edit: Looks like @boner_alert beat me by about 90 seconds

 

[Da Dude123]

This is the only information I was able to find in an admittedly lazy web search
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Edit: Looks like @boner_alert beat me by about 90 seconds

Of course! He couldn't even take the small amount of time required to go and vote for his idol. All the screeching and mooing and reeeing he does about Bernie Sanders and he couldn't even waddle to the polls to cast his ballot. It's not like he had anything else going on besides collecting his handouts. No job or school or any responsibilities.

What a lazy sack of crap! I know it is a cliche phrase to say "if you don't vote, don't complain.". For Lucas to talk about Bernie Sanders every damn day almost and not take the time to vote for him is something else.

 

[Wernology]

150 million up from 30.

Makes me want to run cards against his dumbass opinion for laughs.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

Lucas is going to stop Covid with his sperm.

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This is hilarious because it's written like he's running from a raptor or something, and he stops a a zoomer passerby and begins to frantically explain that the ONLY way we all won't get eaten is if she drops trou and lets Big Daddy Wern impregnate her.

 

[Nobleman]

Of course! He couldn't even take the small amount of time required to go and vote for his idol. All the screeching and mooing and reeeing he does about Bernie Sanders and he couldn't even waddle to the polls to cast his ballot. It's not like he had anything else going on besides collecting his handouts. No job or school or any responsibilities.

What a lazy sack of crap! I know it is a cliche phrase to say "if you don't vote, don't complain.". For Lucas to talk about Bernie Sanders every damn day almost and not take the time to vote for him is something else.

Even worse, in Washington State we do all mail in ballot voting with postage pre paid.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

This sort of confirms my suspicions. He definitely got a talking to from the HoC about his behavior and he took it as an affront because you don’t tell Lucas Werner he is wrong, ever. I don’t have proof but this is a typical Lucas pattern to lash out at perceived wrongs done to him. He knows he is in a bind so he has to accept it or he is out sleeping on the streets in freezing weather. Now he is subconsciously wishing 30 million christians dead. He is just insufferable.

Especially that middle part. ”Some work at the House of Charity”. It’s right there.

No doubt he thinks that the Rent-A-Cop at HoC moved in on "his" nurse after throwing him out. For a while he was lumping cops in with flatbills, wiggers, etc.

Has he finally lost it completely? This doesn't even make sense in a Lucas sort of way

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The old "we have to procreate to repopulate the earth" bit. That'll work.

 

[WonderWino]

The old "we have to procreate to repopulate the earth" bit. That'll work.

On that note I just had a horrifying thought....

Imagine fallout 5 being set in the pacific northwest, and you discover a vault in what was left of spokane, only to find out that the horrifying vault tec experiment conducted there was to put 999 fecund 16 year old zoomer baes in the vault - all female, with the only male allowed in being lucas, who was made overseer

Thats an even more horrifying thought than a vault populated by nothing but male members of gamergate with the only female being zoe quinn....and having either jim or sargon as the overseer

 

[IceQueen]

If Lucas showed up at his dad's place he probably would not even be let inside. King Roy and Mrs. King Roy would not want him around.

Idk why I’m dying laughing at the fact that you called his stepmom “Mrs. King Roy” instead of Queen Roy

Lucas will be chimping out no matter who is president. He doesn't like Biden or Trump. It would have been funnier if Bernie became president and Lucas woke up the next day to find there hadn't been a government decree to provide him with fecund 18-year-olds.

One of my biggest wishes for Lucas is for Bernie to find out who is he and make some absolutely horrified statement about how he doesn’t support or condone a thing that Lucas does. We know that this would simply lead to Lucas deciding Bernie is actually a classist hypocrite for having three houses and cars while Lucas has none, as he’s done with everyone he’s liked who “turned on him”, but it would still be amazing to watch.

If someone in Spokane is bored enough. It is public record to see if someone voted. You can't see who they voted for, but if they voted or not. I bet for all the mooing Lucas did and does about Bernie Sanders he was too lazy to vote for him. With Lucas someone else needs to do it. He was too busy filling his hobo sack at the food pantry to go vote.

So, if someone could track down the Spokane county voting records that would be great...

He's already said he isn’t going to vote in the November election. Even though he could technically still vote for Bernie as a write in.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

150 million up from 30.

Makes me want to run cards against his dumbass opinion for laughs.

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Anyone else find Lucas’ new preoccupation with wanting to see large sums of people dead a little disturbing?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

...ok.

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Yes because the young, healthy females are the ones who need saving from COVID; not the fat, out-of-shape aging male with preexisting conditions and poor hygiene

150 million up from 30.

Makes me want to run cards against his dumbass opinion for laughs.

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Wow, forget Ferguson's estimate of 2.2 million dead, Dr. Werner over here predicting 150 million from Gen-Z alone - all due to Christian Slut Culture, no doubt

 

[Particle Bored]

Nothing short of a stay in prison would work, I think.

Just think if Lucas got arrested for an imprisonable offense related to a fecund bae. He insists on fighting the charge, because it was all lies by a cockblocking thin-blue-liner.

He's assigned a public defender.

Upon meeting with Lucas to hear his explanation, the defender is regaled with an exposition on how the greedy flatbilled thin-blue-liner was cockblocking him against a zoomer that was totally intrigued by his explanation of telomeres. "What are telomeres?" the defender asks. A fifteen minute diatribe about 1000 academic studies since 2012 ensues.

Defender successfully argues that Lucas is mentally unfit to stand trial, and he is returned to the loony bin.

Damn how I wish we'd get to see the video of him rationalizing an adjudication of "mentally unfit."

 

[neutral grandpa]

Was just thinking: Lucas is going to have a meltdown on Halloween this year. saying every girl whos dressed up is a whore who deserves to die of covid

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Pretty sure this was posted already and I just missed it, but did anyone post the AMA with the roommate? The one that Jeremiah referenced?

 

[Amewsed]

Yes because the young, healthy females are the ones who need saving from COVID; not the fat, out-of-shape aging male with preexisting conditions and poor hygiene

Wow, forget Ferguson's estimate of 2.2 million dead, Dr. Werner over here predicting 150 million from Gen-Z alone - all due to Christian Slut Culture, no doubt

Nevermind the fact the age group he has geared his anger towards will barely be symptomatic, much less die from this horrible virus that takes 0.0001% of the young population.

He'll be disappointed with his prediction, his dry micro mrsa noodle, and continue on with his abhorrent behavior behind a phone.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Pretty sure this was posted already and I just missed it, but did anyone post the AMA with the roommate? The one that Jeremiah referenced?

No, it was stated that the interview was in SOFALAW but the SOFALAW link back on page 100 something is dead. TBH I’m a bit unclear regarding SOFALAW, is it still around? Is it private? Perhaps I’m not dedicated enough to Wernology to not know such a basic tenet

 

[mothman96]

It's not even light out and he's hitting the pipe and he's tired of the world cucking him.

 

[Free the Pedos]

That Rugrats themed pipe makes him look like even more of a moron.

 

[Trainwreck]

No, it was stated that the interview was in SOFALAW but the SOFALAW link back on page 100 something is dead. TBH I’m a bit unclear regarding SOFALAW, is it still around? Is it private? Perhaps I’m not dedicated enough to Wernology to not know such a basic tenet

I believe it still is around but not searchable on FB. @DeletedSoul would have a more knowledgeable answer.

 

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