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I don't remember which game it was, but last time he played an FPS multiplayer on PC he couldn't figure out the server browser. He's actually that dumb.
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Why the hell is he playing a game that will absolutely not hold his hand? At least with Black Ops he gets matched with people of the same skill that he can go full clown mode (with aim assist on) whereas a pc shooter will only last one round before the rant about how valve cant make a good game and people abuse lag or whatever excuse he can pull out of his ass.
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That's my prediction, he's gonna get bodied and say how the nolife basement dwellers who don't make money playing games like he does with their 3000+ in game hours ruin the experience for the casuals.
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kebab4you
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He specifically said Scream Fortress 2 (The Halloween event in TF2).
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As much as he hates being laughed at, Phil can't help the allure of the money he gets from giving people what they actually want: his impotent rage after getting curb-stomped.
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October 4th, when he streamed on YouTube during the DMCA strike, he said he wouldn't bother with putting up a green screen until January, so that he could fuck around with putting it up with a game that wasn't important, instead of during the very important HARDCORE GAMING SEASON. I guess the HARDCORE GAMING SEASON is over already because TF2 is definitely not hardcore or gaming or even a release within the decade.
Keep spinning that bullshit, Phil. Also, Phil, where's all the fucking money going?
EDIT: Oh wait, is this for the Halloween stream? That's even fucking gayer.
Keep spinning that bullshit, Phil. Also, Phil, where's all the fucking money going?
EDIT: Oh wait, is this for the Halloween stream? That's even fucking gayer.
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Phil isn't gay. He has a wife and he only said one time that Rambo leaving him was the worst pain he ever felt.
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The payment intermediaries like Streamlabs. They're all free but business... make a competing product on your platform, pressure existing users to adopt it, drive the other company out existence then start charging for the service. Amazon did it a few times with competitors. Think they went to court a few times but nothing seemed to come out of it, they're still raking in the money and the other company still doesn't exist.
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That and his unending homoerotic remarks including, "eat a dick" and shoving "a spiky cactus up my ass"
Let's face it, he has dick and male ass on his mind even more than @Bryan Dunn
marlintan
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It's like the Norm Mcdonald joke, he's not gay, he's DEEPLY closeted, the beard (Khet) shows that the closet he's hiding in is bigger than my house.
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You only get married to your beard if it's advantageous to them too. Kat obviously didn't marry Phil for the money, so she's probably settling a lot of questions why she hasn't found a nice man to settle down with, if you follow me.
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Lol!
“Obviously didn’t marry Phil for the money”?!
Oh no, it was his warm personality, charm and delicate sense of humor!
LMAO, come on man... Of course she married him for the money. Sure, Phil is hardly a millionaire, but then again: Khat is no swimsuit model.
(In case you were being sarcastic, sorry! Long day at work!)
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Uh, citation needed.
The homeless girl from bum fuck nowhere with massive amounts of credit card debt and a history of institutionalization and mental illness didn't marry Phil for financial security?
Righteo.
Anyway,
He looks to be in a great mood today. Either he got a huge kahntribution behind the scenes, or he's on SSRIs.
Cyber Bowling
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Just throwing my 2 cents into the tips potentially being monetized thing. I think it'll lead to a great deal of salt, but like with most Phil related things, don't get your hopes up that it'll be the end of Phil or anything. It'll be a financial hit for sure, hence the salt, but I don't think it'll be enough to drain his account or limit his gacha spending, especially when you consider how much he manages to pull in from the paypigs in general.
What would actually be interesting, and this is just pure speculation and maybe a bit of optimism on my part, is if the change actually put him on Twitch's radar. They might notice if a small channel is generating a higher than average amount of tip money, although even if that happens, I don't know if anything would necessarily come from it. They might just think "huh, that's odd," and then go back to forgetting Phil exists at all. Or they go to watch the channel to see if this is a guy they should be pushing more to turn into the next big thing, only to zone out after a few minutes of him just sitting there, trying not to fall asleep as he reads chat telling him how to do the most basic of things/describing exactly what is happening on screen. Phil has also had nothing happen after other big Twitch monetary moments, like that time Tut (or possibly E7?) gifted a huge amount of tier 3 subs to the channel. I think anyone with half a brain can see Phil really isn't marketable, and the best way to use him is to just leave him in a corner to passively generate money from his small cult of paypigs and put their effort into their bigger, more charismatic partners.
What would actually be interesting, and this is just pure speculation and maybe a bit of optimism on my part, is if the change actually put him on Twitch's radar. They might notice if a small channel is generating a higher than average amount of tip money, although even if that happens, I don't know if anything would necessarily come from it. They might just think "huh, that's odd," and then go back to forgetting Phil exists at all. Or they go to watch the channel to see if this is a guy they should be pushing more to turn into the next big thing, only to zone out after a few minutes of him just sitting there, trying not to fall asleep as he reads chat telling him how to do the most basic of things/describing exactly what is happening on screen. Phil has also had nothing happen after other big Twitch monetary moments, like that time Tut (or possibly E7?) gifted a huge amount of tier 3 subs to the channel. I think anyone with half a brain can see Phil really isn't marketable, and the best way to use him is to just leave him in a corner to passively generate money from his small cult of paypigs and put their effort into their bigger, more charismatic partners.
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FYI, Phil explicitly said that he will leave Twitch if they start taking a 50% cut off of tips. So yes, the salt will be delicious if that happens.
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I beg your pardon, but does his horse really count as a wife? Well, at least his relationship with the hogre may explain why he choose Team Furries 2 as a Helloween game.
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Like Phil explicitly said he'd leave Twitch after each of the DMCA claims.
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Bro.
If he typed it, or it came out of his droopmaw, then it was a lie.
Especially if it was explicitly anything.
der rademacher
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He won't. He'll may beg harder when push comes to shove and guilt trip his wheelchairs even more into pitycheering, but he won't leave his natural habitat for the rough. mean wilderness of YouTube or any other platform. Well... at least not until Facebook offers him a few millions to come over and grace them with his content.
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