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SkippyLongbottom said:
"Dino Crisis"
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Jumping on that dino-bandwagon from 2018 with whatever the hell that last Jurassic garbage was. If he invested the tiniest amount in to a good PC he would save a ton in the ridiculous Steam sales. Who isn't intrigued by the old... er...
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PieceofShet said:
Everytime I see a post like this reminds me of the EMERGENCY videos, but nowadays all we get is more begging on stream.

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Let's start a timer.
How long, after using claimed videos to beg for lost income, will it be before Phil say the words "Youtube is just an archive".

He's lying about his desperation and he always needs to contradict himself after something like this, so I give it 2 days. Probably after someone hurts his pride by pointing out that he must still financially rely on shitty old Youtube.

I noticed that a few of his tippers lately are unfamiliar names that have used tip messages similar to the fake tipper ('been a fan since ____, thanks for the good times'). But they confirmed to Phil in chat that they were intentionally tipping. It's often prefaced by giving subs, which I'd imagine would be doable with a stolen credit card. I'm starting to suspect Phil's archnemesis The Troll Tipper has changed tactics. Chargeback Saga 2 just in time for Thanksgiving would be pretty convenient.
 
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tzgnilki said:
"PC is unreliable" cause he can't get a game from 2005 to launch

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Either he never cleans his pc like using ccleaner or other system cleaning software. Or he is stupid and just needs to update his settings and some drivers. Or he is lying because switching to PC is too much work and made a bs excuse.

He is probably lying because if my shitty $500 pc that is the same age as his pc can run Fallout New Vegas with mods and TF2 at high settings with OBS on then his $3k lemon should be able too with no problem. Wait Phil is dumb and cant even hang a fuckin HOOK to the wall:story:
 
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God forbid streaming takes a modicum of effort or challenges even entry-level technical skills. As in problems solved 50 times over that just require 5 minutes and a google search.

He can dress this up however he wants, but he obviously has below-average understanding of the tools that are expected of his job (not vests currently heaped on the floor; the actual tools), and he favors consoles because he is lazy and doesn't want to invest effort. If PC gaming is unreliable, what are all his peers doing on Twitch? The literal thousands that stream from PCs daily.

So is that what he was going to say or Boeing or Microsoft when they hired him? "I like to avoid PC's as much as possible. They're unreliable. Did I mention I have continuous improvement certification?"
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Let's start a timer.
How long, after using claimed videos to beg for lost income, will it be before Phil say the words "Youtube is just an archive".

He's lying about his desperation and he always needs to contradict himself after something like this, so I give it 2 days. Probably after someone hurts his pride by pointing out that he must still financially rely on shitty old Youtube.

I noticed that a few of his tippers lately are unfamiliar names that have used tip messages similar to the fake tipper ('been a fan since ____, thanks for the good times'). But they confirmed to Phil in chat that they were intentionally tipping. It's often prefaced by giving subs, which I'd imagine would be doable with a stolen credit card. I'm starting to suspect Phil's archnemesis The Troll Tipper has changed tactics. Chargeback Saga 2 just in time for Thanksgiving would be pretty convenient.
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Those videos make like what? Collectively 6 bucks over the eternity he will keep them up? Please help! I need $300 to cover that lost income!
 
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Stupid Piece of Shit said:
Any self aware person would be ashamed of posting something ridiculous like that on Twitter of all places, but self-awareness is not part of Phil's vocabulary. This stuff can easily be solved by a simple google search.
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That is his expertise. His lies or cowardice make him look even worse than just telling the truth most of the time. Yeah he had his mom give him 4k for taxes, his trip out to visit them, and almost everything else about his wedding trip because that's not pathetic as just admitting you paid out of pocket for it, right?

Or the fact he can't put together an exercise machine, and that it was actually a birthday gift to Khet from his mom.
 
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JPG said:
If we can get enough positivity and support it's still on
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Please God let him try and troubleshoot while he's on stream. I would love to watch a man who is both and idiot and a boomer take cues from morons that he openly despises.

Expect him to treat his chat with the patience and grace as is customary for him.
 
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Pargon said:
Please God let him try and troubleshoot while he's on stream. I would love to watch a man who is both and idiot and a boomer take cues from morons that he openly despises.

Expect him to treat his chat with the patience and grace as is customary for him.
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Seems like a good mini-scam. Claim you can't get the game to run, wait for people to tip and cheer with the solutions.
 
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Seems like a good mini-scam. Claim you can't get the game to run, wait for people to tip and cheer with the solutions.
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He'd still need to implement the fixes. Updating drivers? Downloading patches? Uninstalling and reinstalling? Adjusting settings? That's a big fucking day for Phil. He'd probably need a nap after he got it running.
 
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