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That and his unending homoerotic remarks including, "eat a dick" and shoving "a spiky cactus up my ass"
Let's face it, he has dick and male ass on his mind even more than @Bryan Dunn
It's like the Norm Mcdonald joke, he's not gay, he's DEEPLY closeted, the beard (Khet) shows that the closet he's hiding in is bigger than my house.
I've heard plenty of people call cap guns (the toys that use a tiny amount of gunpowder to really go bang) pop guns. Maybe that's what he meant?
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I make my own caps with magnum pistol primers... works good.
 
And this is why we archive, folks.

Not sure if anyone else noticed or I'm just late, but Fred Fuchs' Scarface TIHYDP isn't on YouTube, at least from what I can tell. Just looked it up a few minutes ago. So here you go, incase anybody wants it:


Edit: Here's a mediafire d/l link as well:

The 'Let's Endure' of Fred's TIHYDP of Scarface is still up on the Sons of Kojima YouTube channel.
You can watch it there with a peanut gallery of speds if you want, or download that version.
 
I just loved his prestream Sean Connery segment, getting up on his soapbox to preach about the dangers of cancel culture or whatever.
I mean sure, agreed Phil, they should be turned into fertilizer, but don't pretend that you're any less cynical than them and aren't trying to use a man's death to make yourself look good. For fuck's sake, when he said he was a fan of his he could only name one movie that he was in :story:

I would say that he is still riding high from his massive dopamine hit from "breaking" twitter by preaching to the choir about fair use and streaming in response to that Stadia guy, but then I remembered that this is the same guy who went on his soapbox when Etika killed himself to talk about how "THIS WAS MY DEPRESSION" and even more disgustingly, when he used Hana Kimura's suicide to talk about how detractor troll psychopaths are alog terrorizing him trying to psychologically break him, of course he doesn't know just how aloggy and autistic the average Japanese antis are and Hana had to deal with thousands of them, they make the SoK seem like guys who only did harmless trolling in good fun by comparison.
 
I just loved his prestream Sean Connery segment, getting up on his soapbox to preach about the dangers of cancel culture or whatever.
I mean sure, agreed Phil, they should be turned into fertilizer, but don't pretend that you're any less cynical than them and aren't trying to use a man's death to make yourself look good. For fuck's sake, when he said he was a fan of his he could only name one movie that he was in :story:

I would say that he is still riding high from his massive dopamine hit from "breaking" twitter by preaching to the choir about fair use and streaming in response to that Stadia guy, but then I remembered that this is the same guy who went on his soapbox when Etika killed himself to talk about how "THIS WAS MY DEPRESSION" and even more disgustingly, when he used Hana Kimura's suicide to talk about how detractor troll psychopaths are alog terrorizing him trying to psychologically break him, of course he doesn't know just how aloggy and autistic the average Japanese antis are and Hana had to deal with thousands of them, they make the SoK seem like guys who only did harmless trolling in good fun by comparison.
Another thing to remember is that he himself said people should be canceled, namely Memology. Sure, he hates cancel culture, when it's used against him which is his main fear and why he brings it up. TBH just another chance for DSP to make the news about him, remember he was the "original test subject for cancel culture" according to him.
 
Another thing to remember is that he himself said people should be canceled, namely Memology. Sure, he hates cancel culture, when it's used against him which is his main fear and why he brings it up. TBH just another chance for DSP to make the news about him, remember he was the "original test subject for cancel culture" according to him.
And when cancel culture comes for his fellow streamers and gamers, he'll respond by dancing on their corpse, just like he did with ProJared or DrDisrespect's first ban. He likes to be a contrarian over things no-one cares about, but the moment he thinks he can gain clout by hopping onto a bandwagon, he'll absolutely jump at the opportunity.
Imagine if Ninja got banned from Twitch for slipping the Gamer Word, he'd be celebrating that on his stream for longer than his Birthday Week.
 
Another thing to remember is that he himself said people should be canceled, namely Memology. Sure, he hates cancel culture, when it's used against him which is his main fear and why he brings it up. TBH just another chance for DSP to make the news about him, remember he was the "original test subject for cancel culture" according to him.
People love the sword right up until it's buried in their chest.
 
Your daily reminder that the pig is delusional...
He is currently playing as a British spy in Watchdogs who looks like this:
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Phil's analysis?
"He has my hair 'do!"
I clipped Phil with him for a side-by-side comparison of their obviously similar hair. I'm sure this Bond knock-off also doesn't bathe for days and slicks his hair back with a wet comb before missions. If only he could give Phil some tips on how to prevent his hairline from getting so lopsided and busted.

The guy he is speaking to also has a thick accent and pronounced 'homes' as 'holms'. Phil laughed at this pronunciation.
The native English speaker who says 'shhtreams' every single day finds this accent funny.
 
So stupid. At that point you don't even need to mention daylight savings time because it would cause less confusion. Just keep your streams at the same time and let the speds (or their moms) set their clocks back and it will be like nothing changed.
It's hilarious having been here going on two years because we have this conversation every year, twice a year, because Phil is just that big of a retard. One of the greatest benefits to his job is making his own schedule and he only uses it to be a lazy drunk who needs to sleep off a hangover every day.
 
Just getting caught up with part of the prestream, Phil received a $50 (CDN) tip overnight that he did not count towards the tips goal because it was between streams. So he's currently at $52 at the break, but he has technically hit the tips goal for the stream. He'd probably actually get more support if he didn't gun for this semantic sleaze, but I guess it's better to pander to the lowest common Derich and hope that some paypig wants to see their name in lights after the goal visibly gets hit.

He also received a $35 tip during the stream and didn't seem to visibly confirm if it was real. I didn't see if the guy announced it in chat beforehand, but he might be getting sloppy again. Odd, given that the chargebacks were such a massive issue a week ago.

He has also repeatedly veered out of his way to talk about how successful the marathon was, and how everyone said they liked it. This is a very awkward 'everyone said' since it wasn't well-received yesterday, and his forums blew up with complaints.
 
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