Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

I'm pretty sure that's why he posted that lengthy (and likely fake) text exchange with his mom about not voting for Trump. He's still trying to win his way back into the hearts of the screeching troon SJW crowd. Not even sure it's about ego or VINDICATION as much as it's about Gaming Garbage being his last income stream. He's desperate to get the numbers back up on his patreon.


Which is just sad he couldn't banned them the first go around.

Oh wait its the first of the month and he is missing 1000s of dollars of patron bucks.


Hahaha I hope he melts down some more.
 
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He's also talking to this goblin for whatever reason

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"Impish and coquettish by nature"

Ugly people shouldn't take vanity selfies.

Yes, this applies to you too, Logan.

>Courts the believe all women crowd who wipe their asses with the judicial system
>Gets accused of domestic violence
>Still thinks judicial process will vindicate him
I always find myself in awe at Lowtax's stupidity and lack of foresight.

But he's Lowtax, creator of Something Awful and by extent the rest of the internet, and a good boy ally who made his forum into a troon haven and who won't vote for Trump! Obviously you're supposed to ignore the rules for him!
 
I am at a loss as to why he considers himself left wing in any way.

The entirety of the left hates basically every aspect of his existence:
White
Male
"Heteronormative"
Wealthy starting from family money with a "golden parachute"
Enjoys offensive humor
History of saying offensive things about minority groups
Doesn't "believe all women"
Has been accused of abusing women
Has guns
Likes expensive, not-environmentally friendly cars
Doesn't live in an apartment in a diverse urban area, but an overly luxurious house in a predominantly white suburban style town
Calls the cops (doesn't hate cops)
Ultimately gets his way in the justice system

Now tell me the difference between him and Trump...
 
Likes expensive, not-environmentally friendly cars

AI reply: Hey now it's only a v6 and only weighs four thousand pounds, it's not like it's a Tahoe or something, also that J VIN means that it follows the paris climate accords
 
Richard complained constantly about getting 'run off his own forum' (which isn't a far throw from his usual absentee landlord behavior as it stood), then sells his forums to Jeffrey in the ultimate bitchmade act of running away from the mess he made, and is upset he's about to get permabanned from the place he's cowering in fear from?

If he's mad about anything, it's that he wasn't the first to think of auctioning off permaban privileges for "server maintenance fee donations".
 
AI reply: Hey now it's only a v6 and only weighs four thousand pounds, it's not like it's a Tahoe or something, also that J VIN means that it follows the paris climate accords
Hey now that's just mean. Lowtax doesn't weigh a stone over two thousand pounds and you know it.
 
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