Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[CharlesBarkley]

Antifags and joggers will probably riot either way, either out of autistic rage or like after a sports victory

On the bright side of a Biden win, all the retarded fat white ANTIFA moms, dumb looting niggers, and skinny communists will be listed by the democrats as Boogalo/proud boys and the DA will suddenly start max crackdowns on them overnight. Can't wait to see a chunky 30 year old white woman in prison rappin' on the bars in county claiming she has PTSD lol

 

[StudMccool]

Let me paint you all a word picture

The end of November 3rd shows all exit polls with trump leading massively due to all the smaller red states being counted much faster than the larger and slower blue states

Trump then declares the election decided and any future votes coming in to be a "democratic hoax" and uses all the seeds of dissent he has been throwing at mail-in voting to sprout in full force

If the Dems actually have the balls to challenge him it goes 6-3 in the supreme court

 

[Meat Target]

LOL. Twitter is freaking out right now telling the media that they should not allow Trump to declare victory prematurely if he's ahead Tuesday night.

They've already said they'd take down any Trump's posts (and AFAIK only Trump's) declaring victory on election night.

 

[CatParty]

@Null will you have that weird face again on the fron page?

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Sure. Here, let's reverse roles for a moment: what do you think of Joe Biden's policy on the Second Amendment? How do you feel this will benefit the country?

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Reducing the amount of distributors will make it easier for the government to keep tabs on who has what and have a negligible or even negative reduction in illegal firearms sales.

 

[Salubrious]

They've already said they'd take down any Trump's posts (and AFAIK only Trump's) declaring victory on election night.

They said that weeks ago.

The freakout is occurring right now though. People are saying it's the media's job not to support the announcement.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I have 2 reasons why I think it will be close in favor of Biden.

1) People are tired and scared of all this Covid/ shit and may see voting for Biden as a way to go back to the good old days.

These last 4 years, especially 2020, have been a nightmare due to all the leftist freaking out, I can totally understand the temptation to vote Trump out just to get people to shut the fuck up already and go back to some semblance of normal, like giving in and just buying the toy the child having the mother of all temper tantrums wants, you're not supposed to do it, but the temptation is obviously going to be strong.

But the thing is there's no going back to "normal", considering how fucking warped American society became over the second 4 years of Obama, I shudder to think what the left would be doing if they gain control of the White House again, I can understand the desire to go back to the relatively far more mellow days of Obama's first term, but we're more likely to get more of his second term.

I doubt its imminent, but I've come to the conclusion that it's inevitable. I'll be voting for Trump, on time and in person, as the Fathers intended, but the magic's gone. I won't be voting because I want to, I'll be doing it because it's my duty as an American and as a civilized man to give this every opportunity to not end with blood in the streets.

It does seem to me like in the long term it's inevitable that America is going to split up into multiple nations.

 

[Thundershlock]

My liberal friend showed me a website that says Biden has a 90% chance of winning and I can't help but think that it's just a way to keep dumb liberals at home and away from the polls

We all know how lazy they actually are.

 

[crocodilian]

Reducing the amount of distributors will make it easier for the government to keep tabs on who has what and have a negligible or even negative reduction in illegal firearms sales.

Isn't the entire point of gun control to lessen the amount of firearms that end up in the hands of criminals? What would be the point of this law if it doesn't accomplish that, by your own metric?

 

[LurkTrawl]

We should do a "Farms picks the President" poll that's a more visible to the whole site.

The one in this thread is more about your predictions, the one in the Deep Thought's election thread is both outdated and overall more likely to capture people who frequent Deep Thoughts (e.g, fucking morons) but I'm actually interested to see who the denizens of the other boards are voting for.

Bad idea. Null's already made it clear he doesn't want politics to fuck with the rest of the site.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

My liberal friend showed me a website that says Biden has a 90% chance of winning and I can't help but think that it's just a way to keep dumb liberals at home and away from the polls

We all know how lazy they actually are.

'Look bro Biden totally has this in the bag! He doesn't even need me to vote!'
'WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID BIDEN LOSE NOOOOOOOO, RUSSIA COLLUSION M-MUH PEEPEE TAPES!'

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

LOL. Twitter is freaking out right now telling the media that they should not allow Trump to declare victory prematurely if he's ahead Tuesday night.

What are they going to do? Put his twitter account in a limbo state so he can't tweet? Even if they go that route I'm sure he can use some combo of Voice of America, Fox and One America News to get the message out.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Hoping Trump wins, mainly because if Biden wins I think that would spell future Dem victories in the House and Senate. With Biden campaigning on being the most anti-gun president so far, I believe with a Dem House and Senate we could see really bad gun control get pushed. I really want to get out of this lockdown and Corona fear mongering shit and thats all Biden knows how to do.

Also, I really do not want a President who, as of right now, is "allegedly" connected to Chinese business and the Chinese government through his cracked out waste of life son.

However, no matter who wins, the US of A is going to has some rough unpredictable years to look forward too.

Not only that, a half working NASA. Biden’s potential candidate is known for shilling a anti-commercial space narrative.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

It does seem to me like in the long term it's inevitable that America is going to split up into multiple nations.

A peaceful separation is the one I'm playing for, but I've learned to be skeptical about getting RPG perfect endings in real life.

Isn't the entire point of gun control to lessen the amount of firearms that end up in the hands of criminals? What would be the point of this law if it doesn't accomplish that, by your own metric?

Zero, gun control does not fucking work.

Shit, you were looking for responses from the Bidenites, weren't you?

 

[Fliddaroonie]

If I am posting this in the wrong place, tell me to fuck off, but which news website would you ladies and gents suggest a non-American follow on the night of the election please? I'm really interested in all of this, and have the week off work, so plan on getting fuckfaced and watching it all happen but would,appreciate any suggestions on websites/channels/whatever to follow.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Trump has to and may win by a landslide, given Biden and Kamala inflating their campaign numbers for all their worth. Compare Trump rallies that have him fly to several states a day(!) with thousands of attendees to the cricket to supporter ratio of the average Biden rally!

They totally make the mistake of assuming Hilary Clinton would win and Democratics deserve another defeat for being arrogant assuming using a senile 70 year old to take on another senile 70 year old. Trump's cult of personality and his followers are very vocal and can't care less of the coronavirus so who knows how the outcome is. All I want is to have a stable country to enjoy Thanksgiving and Christmas at least.

 

[A Logging Company]

We should do a "Farms picks the President" poll that's a more visible to the whole site.

The one in this thread is more about your predictions, the one in the Deep Thought's election thread is both outdated and overall more likely to capture people who frequent Deep Thoughts (e.g, fucking morons) but I'm actually interested to see who the denizens of the other boards are voting for.

Doing an onsite mock Presidential election, with some sort of Board Electoral College system would be fun. There could be "swing boards", though I think "Lolcows" would just decide the "winner" in that situation.

 

[JamFlowMan]

On the bright side of a Biden win, all the retarded fat white ANTIFA moms, dumb looting niggers, and skinny communists will be listed by the democrats as Boogalo/proud boys and the DA will suddenly start max crackdowns on them overnight. Can't wait to see a chunky 30 year old white woman in prison rappin' on the bars in county claiming she has PTSD lol

Oh absolutely. This whole "we'll negotiate with the rioters" is b.s. those people will not get dick from a Biden/Harris administration, but they might from their cell mate.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I just want this to finally be over.

That's the great thing about living in a dictatorship, don't have to deal with the election cycle

 

[The Demon]

My liberal friend showed me a website that says Biden has a 90% chance of winning and I can't help but think that it's just a way to keep dumb liberals at home and away from the polls

We all know how lazy they actually are.

well they require mail in votes to even compete apparently, and it takes no time at all to register to vote. super lazy