Calm down Phil. No one here seriously wants you dead. You are more fun alive than dead. You are our pretty songbird, our Scheherazade. We want you to live and have fun so that we can share your fun. That's what friends are for right?
We have a great track record of protecting trannies from a violent fate. Despite the transphobic, Fascist AmeriKKKa, where tranny murder is considered an epidemic, not one single tranny has been raped, murdered, or committed suicide under our watch. John Neumann ("Chloe Sagal") dropped out of our protective radar and offed himself months after. Or consider your former paramour Jonathan "Vikki" Holliday, who has been raped seven times, but the rape suddenly stopped once you introduced him to us.
Can money keep you from murder? No. But we can.