Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

As far as policies, Im hoping for a Trump win.
But I also dont want the salty peaceful protesters to burn my house down so Im also hoping Biden wins.

I really dont care, either way is a win-lose senario. Trump wins: America as a whole is better but riots will just intensify. Biden wins: America goes full CRT woke but I get to keep my house at least.

I want Trump to lose so we go on full lockdown and stock market just crashes because left wing nuts put some crazy shit in bidens ear and he acts on it despite the establishment crony telling him no.

I hope Biden goes full on rape because of his dementia.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah guys listen to the """"scientists""" that change their opinion on what works and what doesn't every 5 seconds.

99% survival rate. 90% of the dead were either elderly or had pre-existing conditions. But yeah let's shut society down to save the 95 year olds. Let's cause the populace to go without or get little basic medical care for months and months and see how many more people die because of that. Let's see how many suicides there are because S C I E N C E.

Yeah, what do scientists know over some Kiwi Farms right-wingers who barely passed high school science class?

You tards listen to scientists about weather, astronomy, and everything else, why do you ignore them about Covid? Oh, right, because it makes Daddy Trump look bad.

Not true at all about the 90% thing, either

 

[Alrakkan]

I've got time, so have another snip; circa 10:24 GMT, 2nd November 2020.

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Circa 16:12 GMT, 2nd November 2020

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[Foltest]

I want Trump to win. It will give us so much more salts from lolcows. Remember, Moviebob thread really took off after Trump won. Who know what kind of cows we will get?

 

[Rekkington]

Ventilators do work. Masks do work. No scientists said herd immunity is the best way out of this. We've never gotten herd immunity without a vaccine. Stop making up shit that "scientists" have said. This might shock you, but scientists change their stances as we learn new things about a novel virus. I know, shocking.

Sorry that your candidate has ignored science and thus is responsible for 230k+ deaths to covid. Australia had zero new cases over the weekend. The US has really fucked the pooch when it comes to covid response; even the most die-hard Trumper should be able to admit that. You guys getting mad and neg-rating doesn't change facts

Scientists on Herd Immunity.

An article from the Mayo Clinic explaining why scientists did an "about face" about masks.

Australia listed zero new cases for the very first time. Okay, so? What did they do? Cause they sure as shit didn't have a full lockdown.

Guys like you are hilarious because you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but you're also the ones saying to trust the sources. There are your sources.
Also you're basically agreeing with my central point. "No scientists ever changed their mind about any of this, but scientists change their minds all the time."
Okay so Trump changing his mind, if he listens to scientists, is inevitable by your own admission.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Some kiwis truly are potential lolcows themselves.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Scientists on Herd Immunity.

An article from the Mayo Clinic explaining why scientists did an "about face" about masks.

Australia listed zero new cases for the very first time. Okay, so? What did they do? Cause they sure as shit didn't have a full lockdown.

Guys like you are hilarious because you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but you're also the ones saying to trust the sources. There are your sources.
Also you're basically agreeing with my central point. "No scientists ever changed their mind about any of this, but scientists change their minds all the time."
Okay so Trump changing his mind, if he listens to scientists, is inevitable by your own admission.

Your first link contradicts your point. Your second link actually agrees with me, lol. Way to go, dude. Sorry that the epidemiologists have made your daddy look stupid, but maybe you should try worshipping someone who actually listens to scientists and doctors during a pandemic instead.

 

[Creep3r]

For those talking about a Civil War, I really don't see that happening regardless of who wins. Some riots might happen sure, especially if Trump wins (hell maybe even Chicago might burn down at worst, then again fuck Chicago), but nothing close to an actual civil war. IMO only way I could see a civil war actually start up is if Trump and maybe Joe, or more likely Obama at his home, were assassinated by confirmed party extremists.

I give a "maybe" on Joe because he really doesn't have that strong of a devoted following, recognition or appeal outside of being perceived as Obama's sidekick (there are many dregs who don't even know he was Obama's VP). Even Hillary had a stronger following than Joe during 2015 because "first female president" and the Clinton family cred. All Joe's got going for him is "I'm not orange man", and even the black and female voters are kind of indifferent to him as they were hoping the DNC would pick someone who wasn't a mummified white guy. Killing Obama for no reason though would spark a tremendously huge backlash (far more than a Joe murder) that would put the riots done in the name of George "Fentanyl Sentinel" Floyd to shame, since depite being out of office Obama is still treated as the Nigger-Emperor of Blackkind, so his murder would cause a great deal of shock and anger on par with the killing of a current president. And both figures have equally large followings/fanbases who view them in high regard when compared to Joe.

But in the end I highly doubt anyone's actively targeting Obama or that any /pol/tard who might want to has the means to do so or even realizes the full repercussions of what such an action might cause since the only thought that ever pops into their hollow heads is "da j00s". And while some are targeting Trump, he has already secured the White House and its surroundings, so I doubt any crazy tards can get to him, and I highly doubt any of them are skilled in any sense. So we should be safe from a civil war so long as no lunatic actually manages to snipe our beloved Dorito-in-Chief or whack King Bongo while he's whacking Michelle's salami.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Trump can be prez Monday Wednesday and Friday. Biden can be prez Tuesday Thursday and Saturday. Switch off every other Sunday.

Everyone is equally miserable?

 

[talk talk talk]

May the best candidate win~!

Too bad Vermin Supreme dropped out.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Some kiwis truly are potential lolcows themselves.

I'll have you know im very intelligent and know Karate. Me and Lagoona have fists that can murder and anyone who insults Trump will face my killing blows.

Too bad Vermin Supreme dropped out.

Last couple of pres picks have been shit. I wanted Tulsi because that way I can say I was jerking it to the pres and not look like a wierdo.

 

[MrJokerRager]

In regards to Congress:
Democrats will keep the House.
Republicans will barely keep the Senate. (51-49)

The American people really do want 2 more years guaranteed of Nancy Pelosi.

I sometimes can't blame Pelosi for acting like a smug aristocratic cunt who is currently holding up the stimulus plan just to stick it to the orange man. When niggers, mud people, white race traitors and dumb as shit white people will vote for her and her party anyway.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Too bad Vermin Supreme dropped out.

I don't blame him. No way he can compete with Kanye.

 

[Pickle Dick]

These people are gonna COOM election night:
@Arm Pit Cream
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan
@AnOminous
@Elaine Benes
@The Last Stand

These people are on SUICIDE WATCH election night:
@It's HK-47
@Secret Asshole
@MrJokerRager
@ThatOneLurker
@ThatOneLurker


will add more to this post when i remember who on this forum is supporting who

Second (major) update

 

[Rekkington]

lol calm down little guy

anyway i gotta get back to work

One last thing about "ventilators work," here is a selection of articles by scientists detailing why ventilators shouldn't be used, or talking about how little they know, and how they were incorrectly used for a long time and should be phased out.

Article 1
Article 2
Article 3 (this one is great cause it's all about scientists disagreeing with each other)

So the question I have for you is: why are you so anti-science?

 

[Markorian]

For those talking about a Civil War, I really don't see that happening regardless of who wins. Some riots might happen sure, especially if Trump wins (hell maybe even Chicago might burn down at worst, then again fuck Chicago), but nothing close to an actual civil war. IMO only way I could see a civil war actually start up is if Trump and maybe Joe, or more likely Obama at his home, were assassinated by confirmed party extremists.

I give a "maybe" on Joe because he really doesn't have that strong of a devoted following, recognition or appeal outside of being perceived as Obama's sidekick (there are many dregs who don't even know he was Obama's VP). Even Hillary had a stronger following than Joe during 2015 because "first female president" and the Clinton family cred. All Joe's got going for him is "I'm not orange man", and even the black and female voters are kind of indifferent to him as they were hoping the DNC would pick someone who wasn't a mummified white guy. Killing Obama for no reason though would spark a tremendously huge backlash (far more than a Joe murder) that would put the riots done in the name of George "Fentanyl Sentinel" Floyd to shame, since depite being out of office Obama is still treated as the Nigger-Emperor of Blackkind, so his murder would cause a great deal of shock and anger on par with the killing of a current president. And both figures have equally large followings/fanbases who view them in high regard when compared to Joe.
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But in the end I highly doubt anyone's actively targeting Obama or that any /pol/tard who might want to has the means to do so or even realizes the full repercussions of what such an action might cause since the only thought that ever pops into their hollow heads is "da j00s". And while some are targeting Trump, he has already secured the White House and its surroundings, so I doubt any crazy tards can get to him, and I highly doubt any of them are skilled in any sense. So we should be safe from a civil war so long as no lunatic actually manages to snipe our beloved Dorito-in-Chief or whack King Bongo while he's whacking Michelle's salami.

I think a Biden rigging could definitely result in civil war, especially since the dems are outright talking about going on a witch hunt to punish anyone who was pro trump and setting up a ministry of truth, I'm sorry, "Truth Commission" to literally erase the last 4 years.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

the fascist far left ideology

dude, quit calling it fascism. They're communists. Communism killed 100 million. the difference between the far left and the far right is that the far right is not prone to eating itself after every revolution

 

[The Demon]

Too bad Vermin Supreme dropped out.

Plaque is a threat, especially during lockdown. He's the only one with a mandatory tooth brushing policy

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I saved this back in March and it's more relevant than ever.

Especially since they're tantruming and about to flip the board now.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Not even American but I want Trump to win because fuck the lying draconian war hawk CCP cock sucking democrats and their Bush era neocon bootlickers.
Through all his sabre rattling and bravado at least Trump hasn't started a new war and has been decreasing troop numbers in the middle east.

Also I wonder how this tweet will influence people voting this election?