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round robin said:
The fact that you think you have ever won any of your A&H chimpouts is the funniest part. Every time you shit up a thread you begin by purposefully misinterpreting the situation and strawmanning A&H as a hivemind only to completely ignore all good points thrown at you in response and instead hurl the same nonsense copy-paste insults out as if that doesn't make you look unhinged as all hell. Actually seek therapy or kill yourself, you're clearly very miserable.
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Lol the fact you believe this is adorable. No one except you and the other fellow Trump cultists on A&H believe what you post. Stay mad, we all find it hilarious
 
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round robin said:
The fact that you think you have ever won any of your A&H chimpouts is the funniest part. Every time you shit up a thread you begin by purposefully misinterpreting the situation and strawmanning A&H as a hivemind only to completely ignore all good points thrown at you in response and instead hurl the same nonsense copy-paste insults out as if that doesn't make you look unhinged as all hell. Actually seek therapy or kill yourself, you're clearly very miserable.
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Here's my script to automate the Hulkster's generic TDS posts in A&H.

JavaScript: 
function genericHulkPost() {
    
    const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];
    
    return `A&H posters are just a bunch of${getInsults()} and ${excusesList[Math.floor(Math.random() * excusesList.length)]}`;
}

function getInsults() {
    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];
    let output = '';
    let insultLength = Math.floor(Math.random() * insultList.length);
    insultLength = insultLength < 1 ? 1 : insultLength;
    
    for(let i = 0; i < insultLength; i++) {
        let insultIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * insultList.length);
        output += ` ${insultList[insultIndex]}`;
        insultList.splice(insultIndex, 1);
    }
    output += "s";
    return output
}

console.log(genericHulkPost());

And an example output of this script:

A&H posters are just a bunch of incel virgins and if Trump did this you'd love it!

feel free to tweak the insult and excuse lists to your taste, otherwise it's just HHH post madlibs.
 
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tfw you can automate away HHH's role here without missing a beat
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LeChina James said:
What pasta are you guys eating this Election Day?
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I'm not eating pasta. I'm eating dumplings though. I made chicken and dumplings today and I'm pretty sure I'll still be eating it tomorrow. I made the dumplings myself. So chicken and dumplings. They're not pasta, but they're pasta-adjacent.
FreeYourDoodies said:
feel free to tweak the insult and excuse lists to your taste, otherwise it's just HHH post madlibs.
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In an amusing irony, I can't see anything that thing generates that isn't a completely accurate description.
 
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FreeYourDoodies said:
Here's my script to automate the Hulkster's generic TDS posts in A&H.

JavaScript: 
function genericHulkPost() {
   
    const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];
   
    return `A&H posters are just a bunch of${getInsults()} and ${excusesList[Math.floor(Math.random() * excusesList.length)]}`;
}

function getInsults() {
    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];
    let output = '';
    let insultLength = Math.floor(Math.random() * insultList.length);
    insultLength = insultLength < 1 ? 1 : insultLength;
   
    for(let i = 0; i < insultLength; i++) {
        let insultIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * insultList.length);
        output += ` ${insultList[insultIndex]}`;
        insultList.splice(insultIndex, 1);
    }
    output += "s";
    return output
}

console.log(genericHulkPost());

And an example output of this script:

A&H posters are just a bunch of incel virgins and if Trump did this you'd love it!

feel free to tweak the insult and excuse lists to your taste, otherwise it's just HHH post madlibs.
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>JavaScript
Kill yourself.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yeah, what do scientists know over some Kiwi Farms right-wingers who barely passed high school science class?

You tards listen to scientists about weather, astronomy, and everything else, why do you ignore them about Covid? Oh, right, because it makes Daddy Trump look bad.

Not true at all about the 90% thing, either
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Stupid faggot. Get covid and die.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
You guys keep changing what I am. Am I a nurse, am I a janitor, am I an orderly? Am I hispanic or am I Indian? I need to know my identity, you guys keep changing it. I also need to tell my boss that my responsibilities changed, because some assmad Trump supporting manlets on a shitposting site said so.



Here's an easy guide to A&H: If it makes Daddy Trump look bad, it's fake news. If a scientist says something that contradicts what Daddy Trump says, then he's a shill and science is wrong. They are literally incapable of ever admitting Trump was wrong about something. It's really mind-boggling. And if you dare point this out, they rate you "MATI" because your post made them mad

EDIT: See, @Goldman proved me right. Stay mad, little guy
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"Wahhh A&H mean to me. Waaah they so mad"

Get more creative faggot.
 
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