Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[JaneThough]

Now he was raped AND burned?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I was about to say lol pathetic he's getting the Gundam Robot Damashii and not a model kit because he wants to put in No Effort in getting a toy. But if he's getting into Gundam its an expensive hobby, figures or model kits frequently getting them can cost a pretty penny. Is he gonna start grifting for $25 dollars specifically for Gundams?

Could be worse. He could be getting into Warhammer. "I need $250 so I can buy lettuce and tomatoes and an army of Amazonian nuns with guns, yinz guys."

 

[Iron Hamster]

Now he was raped AND burned?

The other unanswered question is if he was abused by his mother while she was alive or dead.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

>every two weeks

Wow. More like every day, asshole. Multiple times even. Not for for food, but toys.

and you aren’t starving. 450 pounds isn’t starving.

 

[Dusk]

Now he was raped AND burned?

These are the kinds of conversations that the "Sir, this is a Wendy's" line is for. He only pulls this shit out when he's losing an argument. It's such a cowardly attempt to get the other person to back off, because they don't want to be a dick, but honestly, what relevancy does "my dad used me as an ashtray" have to a guy saying that, all things considered, America is actually a pretty good place to live, as opposed to, I don't know, Bangladesh or the Sudan. That's such a brain-dead obvious statement (that doesn't preclude the idea that there are still problems in American society, another brain-dead obvious assertion) that Lou has to invent a tragic anime backstory for himself to gain the moral high ground.

 

[Antipathy]

Could be worse. He could be getting into Warhammer. "I need $250 so I can buy lettuce and tomatoes and an army of Amazonian nuns with guns, yinz guys."

Lou would never go into Warhammer because his fursona can't be awkwardly crammed into that fantasy without it instantly getting incinerated by a righteously wielded flamer or meltagun.

 

[Dusk]

Lou's dad getting ready to abuse the shit out of his son:

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lou's dad lol

 

[PBJ Sucks]

How badly do you think he'll beat nephew when the kid gets into his toys and breaks them?

Anyway, single mothers struggling to feed their child actually have quite a few resources here. He wouldn't know because his resource is his mother, and she seems pretty reliable for him. Also he is not capable of being a mother.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

lol. Gonna have a hard time begging using Thanksgiving now fatty.
And 'days' is not spelled w-e-e-k-s
I like the added torment to the rape tale now. Surely he'll show the burn scars.

Why, he's already shown a burn wound, one so severe it hadn't healed ever since his childhood.
He even fingered it, don't you remember?

Lou's dad getting ready to abuse the shit out of his son:

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OK wrrrryyyyyb.

lou's dad lol
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It's obviously

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why, he's already shown a burn wound, one so severe it hadn't healed ever since his childhood.
He even fingered it, don't you remember?

lol. That did cross my mind while I was typing my post.

And you used the wrong version of Marv

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Also he is not capable of being a mother.

But not for physical reasons.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Lou would never go into Warhammer because his fursona can't be awkwardly crammed into that fantasy without it instantly getting incinerated by a righteously wielded flamer or meltagun.

Hasn't stopped furries from trying. But you are right. Behold the gloriousness of some furfag PCs being properly dakka'd to death by 40K roleplayers.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Lou would never go into Warhammer because his fursona can't be awkwardly crammed into that fantasy without it instantly getting incinerated by a righteously wielded flamer or meltagun.

Hey now, this could be a new income stream for him. His skills as a colorist will serve him well as he sets up a business selling painted miniatures, by which I mean pre-assembled miniatures that he dipped in a can of house paint.

 

[Antipathy]

Hasn't stopped furries from trying. But you are right. Behold the gloriousness of some furfag PCs being properly dakka'd to death by 40K roleplayers.

I remember reading that before I really got into WH40k and felt like something was up. Rereading it now holy fucking shit that's awful. I still don't know the stats on how Dark Heresy works but I'm putting cash down that the things mentioned would be stupidly broken, beyond the gear you'd expect on Horus while he was on the Vengeful Spirit.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

lol. That did cross my mind while I was typing my post.

And you used the wrong version of Marv

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Dear Sir or Madam, with all due respect, I think Harry Angel fits better.
Marv would rip Lardo's useless head off and play soccer with it, then look for a hooker when he gets bored.

Hasn't stopped furries from trying. But you are right. Behold the gloriousness of some furfag PCs being properly dakka'd to death by 40K roleplayers.

I was looking for this ever since listening to a dramatic reading, thanks.

Hey now, this could be a new income stream for him. His skills as a colorist will serve him well as he sets up a business selling painted miniatures, by which I mean pre-assembled miniatures that he dipped in a can of house paint.

Still too much effort for Lardo Gags.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Hey now, this could be a new income stream for him. His skills as a colorist will serve him well as he sets up a business selling painted miniatures, by which I mean pre-assembled miniatures that he dipped in a can of house paint.

And I'm guessing they'd look something like this.

Spoiler: Absolutely Professional Painting

I remember reading that before I really got into WH40k and felt like something was up. Rereading it now holy fucking shit that's awful. I still don't know the stats on how Dark Heresy works but I'm putting cash down that the things mentioned would be stupidly broken, beyond the gear you'd expect on Horus while he was on the Vengeful Spirit.

Oh, yeah, no, all their shit is totally broken to hell and gone. It's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect from people who were cramming their fetishes into a pen-and-paper game that was in no way designed to accommodate that kind of thing. On that note, I still wish we could have seen Lou take part in a D&D campaign, if only to watch him ragequit when the DM got sick of his shit and told him to get with the program or fuck off.

ETA: Bonus story for you guys: A Chakat gets crammed into Dark Heresy by some furfag DM, players respond appropriately.

 

[Lurk]

Why does his family eating out automatically mean he gets to order out? All it means is they didn't want his toxic, embarrassing hulk with them so they silently left without him.

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[Turael]

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Irony here is that UrsulaV has a garden and grows a lot of her own food at home. Pretty certain that if Lou tried to grow something he'd end up screaming at the plant and calling it a racist Nazi for not producing big macs and spaghetti for him at lightning speeds.

You should try starting a garden sometime, Lou. Grow your own lettuce and tomatoes.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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Irony here is that UrsulaV has a garden and grows a lot of her own food at home. Pretty certain that if Lou tried to grow something he'd end up screaming at the plant and calling it a racist Nazi for not producing big macs and spaghetti for him at lightning speeds.

You should try starting a garden sometime, Lou. Grow your own lettuce and tomatoes.

Did he just call the advice to try preparing your own food where you can control what goes into it and also eat for a fraction of the cost of eating out “poor shaming?”

 

[Turael]

Did he just call the advice to try preparing your own food where you can control what goes into it and also eat for a fraction of the cost of eating out “poor shaming?”

You're right, and I think my brain refused to notice that because it's so insane to consider. I had a friend recently tell me that they grew up so poor that they didn't even know what hot dogs were until they were a preteen. Lou probably spends $30-$40 on fast food. I could eat for a week on that money. At one point in my life I and my partner DID eat for a week on that money (Thank the lord for farmer's markets and cheap produce).

Blah blah Lou won't listen blah blah learn to save money blah blah cook your own damn food if you're so poor it's healthier and will make the money go further blah blah blah...