Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Been wondering about Lucas saying he talked to a girl with a 509 area code number. 509 covers many other cities.

Nice to see that having a local area code is still enough to reassure him you're not a catfish. There's definitely not any free text apps that let you choose your area code or anything.
 
What a shocker, he made the same threats for suicide unless he gets what he wants as usual. I feel bad for the people who have to work with him due it being their job since he's just throwing a manchild tantrum over not getting what he wants again. Hopefully it is a catfish again so he goes back to baiting

Letting a creep like Lucas have access to social media/dating platforms is irresponsible in itself given his intent with them. Sounds like another group just enabling Lucas' garbage behavior, which won't help since they've already given in to his suicide baiting for attention and handouts
Correct. In Frontier they cannot have their phones, it is one of the first things taken away from them. Frontier is the one that contracts with Providence so I am familiar with their polices, but INBH is with Multicare so it may be different. But allowing a loon to have their phone contacting the world that they said led them to their breakdown in the first place is very irresponsible to say the least.

Because he's a dipshit, and thinks since it works with these people, who it's their job to 'believe' him, it'll work with everyone else
The passive aggressive "woe is me" social media post hasn't worked the last 783 times he's tried it, why would it work now?

He's not a very good actor.

He'll make another sad pathetic video where he gets high and/or drunk ,and gorges on junk food while being intoxicated around kids like Isaac, since nobody his own age can stomach him, and rant about how he's plenty good with his growing portfolio of arrests and bans from pretty much every other business or location in Spokane
An address to stay at? Lucas being the exceptional idiot he is will go over there. Lucas definitely believes this is a sure thing and this fecund zoomer surely wants him living with her and carrying his children.

I bet he will be in a hurry to get out of the hospital to go live with this ACAB Kween! Oh, man. I can't wait for the meltdown when he finds out he's been had.

Edit: So, this catfish made him not suicidal? So, you have been single for 8 years? Who gives a shit? Quit being a wuss about it. There is way worse things in the world than being alone. I get that it can be depressing, but that is no excuse for acting like a little girl about it.

I wonder if Lucas was smart enough to google the address and make sure it is an actual residence and not a UPS store or something like that. He has talked about video chatting, but I am sure he will just take the catfish at her word and go to whatever address in Spokane that was given to him. Hopefully, he will brag about it and play it up before going there and ultimately finding out what we all
know. This is another catfish and he fell for it, yet again.

Hard to tell when he naturally looks grimy af even in the few rare cases he actually bathes. You'd think they'd make him shower with everything going on, and with him being a filthy hobo with a history of mrsa
By the look of his stringy,greasy hair in the video, showering was not part of his stay at Deaconess.
 
I'm confused about his access to his phone. In psych wards they do not allow you to have them. Never mind his lunacy being allowed to continue with access to the internet, the privacy of other patients is a bigger issue. They don't want you taking pictures of them.

I felt bad for a second when I realized he's being catfished while in the hospital. Then I remember that it's Lucas and that feeling subsided.
 
I'm confused about his access to his phone. In psych wards they do not allow you to have them. Never mind his lunacy being allowed to continue with access to the internet, the privacy of other patients is a bigger issue. They don't want you taking pictures of them.

I felt bad for a second when I realized he's being catfished while in the hospital. Then I remember that it's Lucas and that feeling subsided.

Once he actually gets a bed somewhere they'll probably take it.

Every waiting room I've been in for any sort of medical or dental appointment says "no cell phones" and pretty much everyone is on theirs rather than watching volume down loops of HGTV or whatever they've got playing. Hell, I see staff on their phones between calls or when it's not busy.

If he's still in a semi-private, not psych lockup he'd still likely be given access to his phone; once he goes on lockdown he won't have it until he's let out.

...then we'll get to see the meltdown when he realizes he's been catfished and there is no girl, no room, and he's back on the streets.
 
The 509 area code covers a bunch of other cities.
It covers over half the state! Lol he is so stupid.
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It reads to me like Lucas is probably out after his 72 hr eval and annoyed this girl Friday while he was waiting. There's no way a psych ward would let him keep his phone this entire time. It's possible a lazy nurse could have allowed a visitor to sneak one in, but Lucas has no visitors.
I am sort of thinking this was a catfish that got Lucas's number after he doxxed his number for a second time. He said he got an address and it sounded like this catfish spoke to him on the phone. It will be interesting to see where this leads. If he thinks a baby zoom is waiting for him he will try to get released as soon as possible. I hope he tells the doctors that he is no longer suicidal because a Gen Z girl is gonna let him stay at her place. I really hope he says that.
 
I am sort of thinking this was a catfish that got Lucas's number after he doxxed his number for a second time. He said he got an address and it sounded like this catfish spoke to him on the phone.
Lucas told us he doxed himself and is beyond paranoid of trolls at this point. He's stupid, but not that stupid to believe a random girl would call and give him her address..
 
Of course Lucas is gonna leech off the system more. I wonder if this is going to be a pattern, every few weeks he tries to suicide bait to get free shelter from the hospitals. Wouldn't put it past Lucas with how often he tries to manipulate people into feeling sorry for him
According to a trustworthy source, he's going to stay between 72hrs to 2 weeks.
 
According to a trustworthy source, he's going to stay between 72hrs to 2 weeks.

Your trusted source offered him the address, a place to stay, and is The One who can get the 4 digit code to talk to him, isn't i?

Edit: FFS HOOOOOOWWWW does he keep falling for those obvious things? For someone as paranoid as he is he sure forgets to do the basics like "verify this person is real" or "google the address".
 
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Not the worst idea for Lucas to take advantage of any mental help resources he can get. He should be institutionalized and barred from the public, so why not.

In terms of general principle I agree with you, but in lucas's case I don't believe he should be allowed to overtly abuse the system like that. All it does is reinforce his belief that society owes him and that he deserves special treatment. and more to the point, it keeps him from experiencing real consequences for his actions. If he is going to constantly fuck up his housing and support like he does he deserves to be on the street
 
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