Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been banned yet with all the shit that he's said. Has none of it been reported? Really? I'm not saying we need to report him, but I am surprised at how much protection that little blue check mark affords. Unless he really is so small nobody bothers.

It’s not about the verification. Bob has been safe from a ban because he’s calling for the slaughter of enemies he shares with Twitter. I’m hoping this has emboldened him to a point where he goes so far even Twitter has to put him in jail or (my sides are giving out just considering this) outright bans him. The odds are very against it happening, but it’s lulzy af to imagine it.

Dear Bob:

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob lives in Mass so truly his vote doesn't matter since he doesn't live in a swing state. For as much as he hates on Trump I can't help but wonder if he'll actually get off his lazy ass to vote on election day. Truth be told I don't think he actually will.

This is what bugs me about celebs and D-list personalities (on Youtube and elsewhere) who stump for the D's thinking they can unseat Cocaine Mitch, for instance, by voting for Joe Biden and whatever representatives they have locally, in some solid blue district in California, New Jersey, New York, MA, or wherever. Or they're preaching to the choir of people who don't vote because they don't have to because their district is so blue, even one more vote is fucking overkill.

And then there's Blob, who thinks red staters should have the right to vote taken away if the don't vote the D.

 

[Positron]

If Trump wins I don't even think Bob will last much longer on twitter without being banned, and thats kinda sad because watching him eat shit constantly is just amusing.

He will find a way. Another TDS cow Kevin Allred has recently ate a Twitter permaban for Trump-related reason. He set up a ban-evasion account immediately.

Filming close up shots of children's crotches as they hump the floor in tight shorts and rub their butts is bad....unless it's directed by a brown woman and The Wrong People (tm) get upset about it! Then it's totally cool, and should be praised as high art!

Bobby has suggested, without proof, that Netflix's pedo porn was filmed with cinema tricks and alluded to the use of "doubling". If "doubles" were indeed used, it just mean that more people were sexually harassed on the set.

Bobby gets bigger:



Well he is not good at math but that indeed was a big surge, unfortunately it seems to be ebbing.


TWO HOURS of Bobby bonanza! Who can resist! Twitterites have guessed what it is about already: a certain "cut".



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Bobby teaches Shell, the gas company, to virtue-signal right.


How can people continue to be so racist when we have so many Basketball Americans?


Trump deserves no credit for rescuing a muzzie.

Speaking of, there has not been any Islam beheading of American citizians since Trump ascended the throne. Or am I remembering it wrong?


No fucking idea why he compares the nation with a trophy wife.

No idea with the following either. (The "he" @Cognidubnus talks about is Joe Biden. Whole thread for context)=



If Biden fails to deliver, the left will chalk that up for him being a white man.
If Harris fails to deliver, the left will blame society for their supposed animosity against a BIPOC woman.
The road for a Democrat is paved with excuses; it is fortunate that many people have the good sense not to travel on it.

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Kevin Costner's new movie. Bobby imagines it is "good rural folk against MAGA ghouls". I don't get this impression at all watching the trailer.


Investigating the dynamics of violent revolution and societal change, through the lens of capeshit movies:

If no more billionaires means no more Disney and no more Hollywood. Will Bobby still so eager for "societal change"?


Don't kid yourself Bob. You'll go to the con regardless of how Texas swings.

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Peter Coffin gets mad at the wrong Target:


Coffin blocked Bobby, at least for now.



Who needs comedians when we have the Hamilton soundtrack?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Some of us” lmao. Bob, you’re a 40-year-old virgin incel. There is no “us” here.

 

[Pagliacci]

I hope if Trump wins that Blob will rant about how Trump stole his Thanksgiving and Christmas

It's hilarious that Bob's TDS is so severe he basically think Trump is pic-related and literally stole a holiday from him.

 

[Ita Mori]

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Biger?
You stupid oaf, you can't even spellcheck your shit. Showcasing your "superior intellect", eh Bob?

 

[Foltest]

So Chris has gone from being semi normal to becoming a lamer Bob.
God damnit Chris, I said that you needed to be careful!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’ve just noticed something.

Bob gets fired from the Escapist in 2015, Trump gets elected in 2016.

Bob gets fired again from the Escapist three weeks before today’s election.

What happens now?

 

[Homer Simpson]

I really don’t think he quit his job (or was fired, for that matter). He’s just begging as if he had no other income, which is even more pathetic.

Also: He’s still fucking retarded. We all know who’s been blocking roads and acting outraged when motorists drive through their illegal barricades. And imagine being so morally bankrupt that you defend Antifa.

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Waan't this specific one for the biden bus going through a state and they decided to drive aeound the biden bus? Are they actually pushing that as "blocking voters"? Wonder how they feel about democrats doing ballot harvesting and being told to discard certain peoples votes.

 

[Leon Breitling]

Ah, Bob talking about things he knows nothing about, a tale as old as time.

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No, Bob, Jim did not just give them Kool-Aid, it was Flavor Aid. Nitpick aside, not everyone was on board with his mass suicide plan, as evidenced by the fact that there's audio recordings of the "sermon" when it began. In the cases of children or babies, they had some of it squirted into their mouths by syringe. He then claims the kids who are dying of cyanide poisoning are just coughing because it "tastes bitter." In the case of the adults who weren't thrilled at the idea of dying in a country nobody heard of, they were forced to do so at gunpoint. And after all that, Jim didn't even have the balls to die the way his followers did, and died via gunshot to the head.

To suggest the Jonestown victims didn't suffer is lunacy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby teaches Shell, the gas company, to virtue-signal right.
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Ahh yes, the 1619 Project that was a such a bungled scam that even the New York Times, the paper that funded and published it, had to denounce it and headed up by a woman who's probably black. Just start chucking money at that Shell. 1619 needs their gibs.

 

[The tired cat]

I'll say this, if Trumo loses I imagine Bobo will still be mad how there isnt an angry mob storming the guys house to lynch and then hang him and his kids, while raping his wife and prob be double mad how Biden isnt fire bombing the red states or sending CIA death squads after Trump voters.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'll say this, if Trumo loses I imagine Bobo will still be mad how there isnt an angry mob storming the guys house to lynch and then hang him and his kids, while raping his wife and prob be double mad how Biden isnt fire bombing the red states or sending CIA death squads after Trump voters.

Even after all his enemies are dead, everything they ever held dear is turned to ash and scattered into the wind, and the thousand year superior reign of robo Jesus grants Bob a harem of Asian stink ditches Bob still lash out in anger at everyone around him because he never cured the source of all his ailments: Himself.

 

[Flexo]

Of course you can! It's shockingly simple to say that you wouldn't feel betrayed when it hasn't happened, putz. Saying shit is so easy it's almost disgusting how sanctimonious some people can get about words they typed out on Twitter.

Baby brother is getting to Bob levels of disingenuous bullshit. This is such an asinine hypothetical. Sarah isn't a man. She was never a man. You didn't marry her, let alone slam your penis into her EJACULATE, because she might possibly be a man. It's doubly weird because he frames it in the past tense. The only reason that I can think of him doing that is either because he's either leaving himself an out if Sarah ever does troon out or he's bad at formulating arguments.

I suspect Chris, like Bob, is probably thinking about this instead of any actual situation involving a trans person.

 

[ravensboy]

I'm looking forward to the inevitable twitter meltdown when trump is elected (again)

A) Because it might cause bob to have a stroke
B) because it might cause everyone else to have a massive stroke

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ah, Bob talking about things he knows nothing about, a tale as old as time.

No, Bob, Jim did not just give them Kool-Aid, it was Flavor Aid. Nitpick aside, not everyone was on board with his mass suicide plan, as evidenced by the fact that there's audio recordings of the "sermon" when it began. In the cases of children or babies, they had some of it squirted into their mouths by syringe. He then claims the kids who are dying of cyanide poisoning are just coughing because it "tastes bitter." In the case of the adults who weren't thrilled at the idea of dying in a country nobody heard of, they were forced to do so at gunpoint. And after all that, Jim didn't even have the balls to die the way his followers did, and died via gunshot to the head.

To suggest the Jonestown victims didn't suffer is lunacy.

The best part? Bob has been corrected on Twitter about his flawed Jonestown narrative numerous times over the past several months. Humble as ever, he actively chooses not to revise his version of events even when disproven. Typical left-winger.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

In the scenario Trump loses, will Bob celebrate with a "fairly small amount of McDonalds", or will he pour more Mountain Dew into a whole chicken?

 

[RodgerDodger]

The best part? Bob has been corrected on Twitter about his flawed Jonestown narrative numerous times over the past several months. Humble as ever, he actively chooses not to revise his version of events even when disproven. Typical left-winger.

Doesn’t Bob worship Diane Feinstein? Who was deeply involved in (owned by) Jones and Jonestown and ran interference for them for years.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris is posting retarded political takes for Election Day, but I’m more entertained by his relentless campaign to get strangers to support his family. Dipshit has posted about this interview multiple times with ZERO response and he’s still acting like he landed an exclusive with the ghost of Steve Jobs. Easy on the exclamation points, beggar boy.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Chris is posting retarded political takes for Election Day, but I’m more entertained by his relentless campaign to get strangers to support his family. Dipshit has posted about this interview multiple times with ZERO response and he’s still acting like he landed an exclusive with the ghost of Steve Jobs. Easy on the exclamation points, beggar boy.

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Nice that he doesn’t know the difference between assistant and assistance. The Chipman boys are real intellectual ubermenschen!