Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Uncle Joey]

Bobby teaches Shell, the gas company, to virtue-signal right.

>1619 Project
Of course this fat fuck supports that shitty propaganda

>EPCOT
Naturally. It is the home of the Superior Future! after all.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

TBF, Bob is likely one of those binge eaters who eats until they're full to the point of pain. He likely doesn't do it every meal, or he'd be one of those walrus creatures on My 600 Pound Life, but I'm sure he does it often enough that his stomach has become stretched out of shape and capable of holding a huge amount of food. I think when Bob's feeling sorry for himself or sad and goes on one of those binges, that amount of Mickey D's really is a small amount of food. For him, though, not for an average person. Bob has zero theory of mind, so he just assumes his experiences are universal.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The best part? Bob has been corrected on Twitter about his flawed Jonestown narrative numerous times over the past several months. Humble as ever, he actively chooses not to revise his version of events even when disproven. Typical left-winger.

I sometimes wonder: Does it kill Bob to admit he's wrong? Is the Earth's entropy directly linked to his sense of self-worth and righteousness?
Because seriously, this excuse for a full-grown man has already defended human eugenics, Jonestown's aftermath and sexual harassment under his tremendously skewered optics and world vision. And that's just what I remember.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I sometimes wonder: Does it kill Bob to admit he's wrong? Is the Earth's entropy directly linked to his sense of self-worth and righteousness?
Because seriously, this excuse for a full-grown man has already defended human eugenics, Jonestown's aftermath and sexual harassment under his tremendously skewered optics and world vision. And that's just what I remember.

Yes it does. I suspect that saying “I don’t know” or admitting error came with a heavy price in the Chipman home; it’s unusual for an aversion to humility to spring up in a vacuum. Usually this is the kind of behavior you see from someone who was punished mercilessly for being wrong or ignorant.

But Bob is almost 40. He is responsible for his life now. Which is why it’s in the shitter; he hasn’t grown or evolved one iota in legal adulthood.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Chris Chipman vague posting about his bad day. Hopefully for his children’s sake, Mrs Chipman told him to forget about his podcasts and spend his time with his family.

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Chris is posting retarded political takes for Election Day, but I’m more entertained by his relentless campaign to get strangers to support his family. Dipshit has posted about this interview multiple times with ZERO response and he’s still acting like he landed an exclusive with the ghost of Steve Jobs. Easy on the exclamation points, beggar boy.

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Holy fuck! How could he score an exclusive interview with someone who worked at Blockbuster?!

 

[The tired cat]

Hm, I wonder how disappointed will Bobo be if his "Upon Drumpf losing, voters/followers will grab their guns and stage a coup, thus starting a 2nd Civil War he warned us all about" fan fic wont come true and all they are gonna do is say "Welp, seems we lost" and then move on with their lives

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Yes it does. I suspect that saying “I don’t know” or admitting error came with a heavy price in the Chipman home; it’s unusual for an aversion to humility to spring up in a vacuum. Usually this is the kind of behavior you see from someone who was punished mercilessly for being wrong or ignorant.

But Bob is almost 40. He is responsible for his life now. Which is why it’s in the shitter; he hasn’t grown or evolved one iota in legal adulthood.

It pains me greatly to defend Robert in any way, but that kind of mentally abusive upbringing is nearly impossible to overcome, even with therapy and self-awareness. It will always nag at you on some level.

 

[Pagliacci]

Hm, I wonder how disappointed will Bobo be if his "Upon Drumpf losing, voters/followers will grab their guns and stage a coup, thus starting a 2nd Civil War he warned us all about" fan fic wont come true and all they are gonna do is say "Welp, seems we lost" and then move on with their lives

A tweet from a couple of days ago indicated that Bob thinks Trump losing is a certainty. Trump winning is going to come as a shock to him which is gonna make his inevitable meltdown all the more severe.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It pains me greatly to defend Robert in any way, but that kind of mentally abusive upbringing is nearly impossible to overcome, even with therapy and self-awareness. It will always nag at you on some level.

Millions of people work their asses off to overcome it and succeed. I define “overcome” in this case to mean “able to maintain objective distance from the emotion, identify it, acknowledge the feelings, and move on with reason anyway.” It takes years of effort. But Bob doesn’t do effort. That’s on him.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

The blockbuster manager podcast sounds so mundane it might be funny so I'll give it a listen.

Spoiler: Summary for as long as I can tolerate this

The theme song sucks but at least it's short.

Sperging about how much he loves blockbuster, skipping ahead 90 seconds

Audio quality is suddenly dogshit, thanking his $15+ patrons, one is "Patricia Chipman." Lol.

He met Janessa on a blockbuster fb fanpage.

Chris trying to brag about managing a blockbuster at 19 and tells a totally real story about someone going "I want to see your manager!" So he turned around in a circle said "how can I help you?" And everyone clapped.

Skipping ahead because fuck is this boring, Chris is yammering on about "Disney DVD." I don't know what this is.

Skipped forward again, Chris's wife is VERY SMART, she knew all the produce codes by heart when she worked in a grocery store.

This whole shit is just Chris trying to relive his late teens/early twenties.

I give up, this is horrible I don't know why I thought it would be funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The blockbuster manager podcast sounds so mundane it might be funny so I'll give it a listen.

Spoiler: Summary for as long as I can tolerate this

The theme song sucks but at least it's short.

Sperging about how much he loves blockbuster, skipping ahead 90 seconds

Audio quality is suddenly dogshit, thanking his $15+ patrons, one is "Patricia Chipman." Lol.

He met Janessa on a blockbuster fb fanpage.C

Chris trying to brag about managing a blockbuster at 19 and tells a totally real story about someone going "I want to see your manager!" So he turned around in a circle said "how can I help you?" And everyone clapped.

Skipping ahead because fuck is this boring, Chris is yammering on about "Disney DVD." I don't know what this is.

Skipped forward again, Chris's wife is VERY SMART, she knew all the produce codes by heart when she worked in a grocery store.

This whole shit is just Chris trying to relive his late teens/early twenties.

I give up, this is horrible I don't know why I thought it would be funny.

Did he let the “star” of the show speak at any point?

 

[BubbleButt]

Knowing things by heart is just something you're supposed to do for efficiency's sake. It has nothing to do with your intellect. What a buffoon.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Did he let the “star” of the show speak at any point?

Actually yes, she talks quite a bit through it. He's not as bad a host as I thought he would be (this is the only chipman podcast I've listened to) but it sounds like a speakerphone recording and is so boring I can't imagine why someone who never worked at a Blockbuster would ever listen to an entire episode of this.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I’m like looking back through the highlights of Bob’s thread and good god he’s such a waste of life.

Speaking of waste, how much do you think he’ll sperg about voting when he won’t vote for his compromised immune system?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Knowing things by heart is just something you're supposed to do for efficiency's sake. It has nothing to do with your intellect. What a buffoon.

I’m sure he thinks he was a child prodigy for memorizing his multiplication tables.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The blockbuster manager podcast sounds so mundane it might be funny so I'll give it a listen.

Spoiler: Summary for as long as I can tolerate this

The theme song sucks but at least it's short.

Sperging about how much he loves blockbuster, skipping ahead 90 seconds

Audio quality is suddenly dogshit, thanking his $15+ patrons, one is "Patricia Chipman." Lol.

He met Janessa on a blockbuster fb fanpage.

Chris trying to brag about managing a blockbuster at 19 and tells a totally real story about someone going "I want to see your manager!" So he turned around in a circle said "how can I help you?" And everyone clapped.

Skipping ahead because fuck is this boring, Chris is yammering on about "Disney DVD." I don't know what this is.

Skipped forward again, Chris's wife is VERY SMART, she knew all the produce codes by heart when she worked in a grocery store.

This whole shit is just Chris trying to relive his late teens/early twenties.

I give up, this is horrible I don't know why I thought it would be funny.

Having a fucking former regional assistant at Blockbuster on his podcast like she's some kind of celebrity is pretty hilarious in concept precisely because it's so obviously dull in practice. It's like having a show called "Plant Wars" where you put two seeds in the ground next to each other and then film them growing in real time. It sounds like something you'd see as a one-off gag in some post-modern comedy movie. Except Chris is so autistic he did it for real.

 

[BubbleButt]

Actually yes, she talks quite a bit through it. He's not as bad a host as I thought he would be (this is the only chipman podcast I've listened to) but it sounds like a speakerphone recording and is so boring I can't imagine why someone who never worked at a Blockbuster would ever listen to an entire episode of this.

Free advice: Get a fucking Behringer 802 sound mixer off Sweetwater for about 100 bucks, a 3.5mm to 1.5" conversion cable from Amazon for 10, plug your shitty microphone into one XLR input, if you don't have an XLR microphone, a Shure SM58 is dynamic, so good for voice, and less than 100 dollars also from Sweetwater, and an XLR cable is maybe another 10 bucks, plug the phone into one of the level inputs with the 3.5mm to 1.5" cable, and your headphones into the phones output (don't get the last two steps confused, get your "genius" wife to help you out), if you're using earbuds instead of full over the ear monitors, you may need a 3.5mm to 1.5" converter which can be gotten for pennies on the dollar. Mix appropriately at the board level, and record into Audacity if you can't afford Adobe Audition, and hire out for post also if you don't have Adobe Audition.

Increase your audio quality by leaps and bounds.

You're welcome, faggot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't imagine why someone who never worked at a Blockbuster would ever listen to an entire episode of this.

To be fair, I’d say 99% of people who DID work at a Blockbuster would pass on this thrilling content, too. Imagine never evolving your identity past your high school part-time job. This, along with monthly donations from mom to finance the craft beer fund, is the shit the Chipmans are most proud of.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

To be fair, I’d say 99% of people who DID work at a Blockbuster would pass on this thrilling content, too. Imagine never evolving your identity past your high school part-time job. This, along with monthly donations from mom to finance the craft beer fund, is the shit the Chipmans are most proud of.

Blockbuster was just a retail store. How many people have fond memories of working in retail? Who finds that work interesting or fulfilling? There are people on Youtube with successful channels who talk about obsolete video formats and the like, but Chris is talking about a defunct retail store that sold obsolete video formats. He's talking about something that's both obsolete and irrelevant, and extremely common and mundane. It's the worst of both worlds.

 

[TigerGoblin]

The blockbuster manager podcast sounds so mundane it might be funny so I'll give it a listen.

Spoiler: Summary for as long as I can tolerate this

The theme song sucks but at least it's short.

Sperging about how much he loves blockbuster, skipping ahead 90 seconds

Audio quality is suddenly dogshit, thanking his $15+ patrons, one is "Patricia Chipman." Lol.

He met Janessa on a blockbuster fb fanpage.

Chris trying to brag about managing a blockbuster at 19 and tells a totally real story about someone going "I want to see your manager!" So he turned around in a circle said "how can I help you?" And everyone clapped.

Skipping ahead because fuck is this boring, Chris is yammering on about "Disney DVD." I don't know what this is.

Skipped forward again, Chris's wife is VERY SMART, she knew all the produce codes by heart when she worked in a grocery store.

This whole shit is just Chris trying to relive his late teens/early twenties.

I give up, this is horrible I don't know why I thought it would be funny.

I don't get it, this entire interview, did Chris even talked with that Blockbuster manager or did he just sperged about himself? Because she is barely mentioned...