Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
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Ginger Piglet said:
According to the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, it is 100 seconds to midnight.

For those of us who aren't boomers, this is the clock that determines how, metaphorically, close to thermonuclear armageddon we are. It's a relic from the Cold War. At 100 seconds to midnight, we're allegedly closer to horrible burny radioactive death than during either Able Archer 83 or the Cuban Missile Crisis. Which makes you wonder whether they are not just shrieking about how the sky is falling.

If Orange Man wins, how many seconds closer to midnight will it move? I'm thinking at least 20.
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The doomsday clock has, since the very beginning, been nothing but a way for below average scientists to throw a tantrum while making it look like they're being le logical gentlesirs. Every time someone disagrees with them they move the clock ahead and say SEE LOOK EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I WANT. It's the world's least potent threat because the endgame is they set it to midnight, make an exploding sound with their mouths, and then stand around for a while not knowing what to do when nothing happens.
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Yes KF will win because either way it'll be a fucking shitfest for us to laugh at.
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No matter who wins, everyone that is not a mean spirited, extremely online turd loses. Either Trump wins, and the progressives continue their pants shitting for another 8 years (3 picks, 3 scoops, 3 terms, as was fortold), or Biden wins and we get to watch the progressive movement get squished like a bug while a fleet of mobility scooters put DC on lockdown in order to buy Q the time he needs to escape the mainframe with the NOC list.
 
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Wingnut said:
I have a hardcore Bernie Bro for a co-worker to the point where he was buying bumper stickers for multiple vehicles, and he's voting Biden.
He's not some some tiktok Bernie zoomer either, he's a full on Baby Boomer. I think for a lot of them their TDS overpowers their hate of the "establishment" they pretend to be fighting against.

Not to say I don't hope most are just as apathetic this year as 2016.
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It’s not “TDS” it’s acknowledging the fact that the Democrats are more easily influenced by threatening their jobs and reminding them that their addresses are public record whereas Trump’s admin and the GOP are filled with religious zealots that think they answer to a higher calling.

It’s a matter of wanting to stack the government in to a position that’s more easily influenced for reform by having a party that resists but is neutral to change over having a party that is outright hostile to change. Twitter spergs make up a tiny portion of people going out to vote today, and it’s retarded and in some cases outright dangerous to base your assumptions off what some fag with a social media account says/does.

There’s a methodology behind a lot of people voting Biden and it has nothing to do with “we just hate trump that much”.
 
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I'd abeeb bear said:
Wearing a red hat can get you attacked, even if it's not a MAGA hat, it's just a red hat that they see and believe might be one. It happened enough times to where people think twice about wearing an article of clothing, like they're in gang warfare.
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Makes me wonder why Trump supporters don't defend themselves when it happens.
 
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