Just like Phil lies all the time, he forgets his lies just as easily.
Or blow his fingers off. Or put a hole in his foot. Or, best case scenario, shoot himself through the head and thus escape unharmed.
My hope is that he injures himself, if anyone, and doesn't kill a kid doing their homework or an old lady taking a nap.
Lmao, I was just checking the election thread and the 'blame Cubans' thing is so rampant among white leftists right now, especially on Reddit. So this still isn't an original thought on his part, just more parroting. White soyboi Redditor parroting.
Nate Silver hopped on that train a couple hours ago. It's a talking point at this point. Cubans got brainwashed by Trump into being race traitors.
I know it's Phil, but... it's honestly amazing to me how fast Democrats have declared non-white people to be white as soon as they go off the reservation.
If you gave Phil a gun he'd still be a weakling and a coward, he'd just be a weakling and a coward with a gun. Absolutely nobody fears Phil, at all, ever, with or without a gun.
MovieBob just did that too. Great minds really think alike.
Fuck me, imagine if an emergency arose and this fat, smelly retard waddles up.
Phil’s just bitter because he’s too lazy and dumb to benefit from white privilege.
But Phil did exercise his white privilege. That's why he rarely (never?) got his ass kicked by the police when he slept outside, and can even snitch on other street-sleepers.
Ambrose Bierce called this shit well over a century ago.
