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Vote Lisa Simpson 2020
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Chris likes every colorful sonichu art when he sees it.
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horrorfan89 said:
If he really does write in "Lisa simpson" on his ballot then at least Trump has a free spoiled ballot but on the other hand so does biden. Imagine if that turns out to be the deciding factor. Trump 270 Biden 269 and all because of that one delusional idiot.
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Wasn't Chris nominated for presidency?
 
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Tikbalang said:
Vote Lisa Simpson 2020
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Chris likes every colorful sonichu art when he sees it.
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To think people have literally died just for the right to vote, then we have Chris, who throws his vote away, like so many dollars on Lego...
Fat blob fish out of water probably won't even leave the fucking house, just tweet that he voted telepathically or some such schizophrenic childish bullshit and then be super smug when he declares the new President of his imaginary nightmare dimension to be a fictional animated woman from the vision of a fictional animated Indian casino owner...
That shit isn't even canon in it's own fucking universe you delusional mundane simpleton fuck!
Moron might as well just shit in the Ballot box...
 
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The Great and Powerful Us said:
To think people have literally died just for the right to vote, then we have Chris, who throws his vote away, like so many dollars on Lego...
Fat blob fish out of water probably won't even leave the fucking house, just tweet that he voted telepathically or some such schizophrenic childish bullshit and then be super smug when he declares the new President of his imaginary nightmare dimension to be a fictional animated woman from the vision of a fictional animated Indian casino owner...
That shit isn't even canon in it's own fucking universe you delusional mundane simpleton fuck!
Moron might as well just shit in the Ballot box...
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Unless his tugboat is in danger, he wouldn't care.
 
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I really hope the ballot officials looked at Chris' ballot and made him go redo it since ballots with unofficial candidates and joke candidates tend to cause a little trouble for those at the polling place since they have to actually look over the ballots, compare the handwriting to see if the person who wrote those in were serious.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
We all do.
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If chris's theory on alternate dimensions is true prime Chris is still out there. Getting into hijinks at game stores. Diligently keeping up with the comics. Cursing the homos and those damn dirty trolls. Still looking for a bf free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up. Getting chased by jerkops at his local mall.

Damn. Current Chris does suck.
 
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The Great and Powerful Us said:
To think people have literally died just for the right to vote, then we have Chris, who throws his vote away, like so many dollars on Lego...
Fat blob fish out of water probably won't even leave the fucking house, just tweet that he voted telepathically or some such schizophrenic childish bullshit and then be super smug when he declares the new President of his imaginary nightmare dimension to be a fictional animated woman from the vision of a fictional animated Indian casino owner...
That shit isn't even canon in it's own fucking universe you delusional mundane simpleton fuck!
Moron might as well just shit in the Ballot box...
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Lolol!

WTF?!


WHY WOULD YOU WANT MORONS LIKE CHRIS TO VOTE??!!

If anything, Chris and others of his kind should be strongly encouraged not to vote.

Invite Chris and fellow tards to a gym or something on election day and pass out free pizza and crayons so they can make “Lisa for President” posters, and then lock them up to ensure that some demented relative doesn’t try to drive them to the polls.


Nickhayes1988 said:
If chris's theory on alternate dimensions is true prime Chris is still out there. Getting into hijinks at game stores. Diligently keeping up with the comics. Cursing the homos and those damn dirty trolls. Still looking for a bf free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up. Getting chased by jerkops at his local mall.

Damn. Current Chris does suck.
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That thought brings a smile to my face. Especially knowing that one of those alt Chris’s is making a comic mocking Tranny-Chris as we speak.


If only there was a way to summon them here, all would be well.
 
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Fapcop said:
That thought brings a smile to my face. Especially knowing that one of those alt Chris’s is making a comic mocking Tranny-Chris as we speak.


If only there was a way to summon them here, all would be well.
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IF I EVER STOOP TO THAT LEVEL I MIGHT AS WELL GET A DANGOD SEX CHANGE OPERATION!

*Christine chandler wants to know your location*
 
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IDK about va but in NJ in person votes are kept confidential and sealed in the envelopes (no electronic machines this year) it all depends on if he had to use a machine or had to sign it any number of his idiocy could have spoiled the ballot from signing it just sonichu ⚡💜⚡ or marking his write in as Lisa simpson. Chris would have to swallow his damn pride and sign the ballot his last full legal name and pick a real candidate.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
IDK about va but in NJ in person votes are kept confidential and sealed in the envelopes (no electronic machines this year) it all depends on if he had to use a machine or had to sign it any number of his idiocy could have spoiled the ballot from signing it just sonichu ⚡💜⚡ or marking his write in as Lisa simpson. Chris would have to swallow his damn pride and sign the ballot his last full legal name and pick a real candidate.
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what?! You guys over the pond have to write your name on the fucking ballot? In Scotland you have the names of who you want to vote for, but it’s always anonymous, unless you say... wow
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
I really hope the ballot officials looked at Chris' ballot and made him go redo it since ballots with unofficial candidates and joke candidates tend to cause a little trouble for those at the polling place since they have to actually look over the ballots, compare the handwriting to see if the person who wrote those in were serious.
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This is a write in ballot for Lisa Simpson Nelson by Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Cruise Kidman! Stop the election! Lisa Simpson has won the election and possessed my physical aspect!
 
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