Containment Random Chris Updates

Fapcop said:
That sounds... Really weird.

Are you sure those statistics aren’t artificially twisted by those nonvocal super autists you hear about every now and then, escaping their pen?

And then get hit and killed by a truck or something, because they like machinery but are totally unable to function by themselves and have never left their house alone?


Speaking of autists in general, most of the ones I’ve seen live a pretty unhealthy lifestyle: Eating the same foods religiously, often fast food, and getting little in terms of exercise and socialization.
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One thing that might explain it is Developmental Coordination Disorder is a condition comorbid to Autism which affects gross/fine motor skills:
 
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ANobody said:
Holy Shit, one in three autistic children have motor disorders and only one in a thousand are diagnosed? Are developmental pediatricians worldwide grossly incompetent or what?
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Do you not remember the Great ADHD Overdiagnosis of the early 2000s? And then it turned into the Great Autism Overdiagnosis.
South Park even did an episode where every kid in town got diagnosed with ADHD.
I don't mean to get all doomer here, but, yeah most psychiatrists are extremely lazy and have no issue pushing mental disorders on kids. Although, I'm not blaming the doctors that diagnosed Chris since Borb barely let him out of his bell tower.
 
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The Fool said:
Do you not remember the Great ADHD Overdiagnosis of the early 2000s? And then it turned into the Great Autism Overdiagnosis.
South Park even did an episode where every kid in town got diagnosed with ADHD.
I don't mean to get all doomer here, but, yeah most psychiatrists are extremely lazy and have no issue pushing mental disorders on kids. Although, I'm not blaming the doctors that diagnosed Chris since Borb barely let him out of his bell tower.
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yeah but the point isn't about rampant diagnoses, it's about failure to recognize a huge section of the autistic population has motor disorders. how does one fail to recognize signs of impaired mobility?
 
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Pretty mundane until you get to the only reply so far.
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The Fool said:
Does Chris even know who Bernie is?
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Setting aside the 'if' of chris even knowing that burnie is a politician, I sincerely doubt chris could tell me anything about Burnie beyond the facile 'He'll make healthcare and school free forever!' I used to hear back in '14. anything else would have chris googling the wikipedia page and start reading it out loud like he knows what any of those pesky 3-syllable words mean.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Anything apocalyptic will be rejected. It shoyld be all sunshines and rainbows.
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Many speculated that if the merge is actually happened, it'll be chaotic as hell. Literal hell
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I think that is an actual good look into chris's subconscious.

Because let's face it, chris's mind is nothing but a collection of stolen parts, much like Frankenstein's monster, abnormal brain and all. Anything he creates is fucking atrociously ugly no matter how many bells and whistles he puts on it. The world he desires would make North Korea look like a utopian paradise despite his claims that it would be any austitic's wonderland.

In his last stream he said 'if you want to do something, you can do it. Go catch real pokemon or digimon. you can do it there!' But... why? Chris has set himself up as the ultimate of ultimates in pokemon training. If there were pokemon trainers chris would stomp them flat and crush every single competition. Chris as any sort of authority would inevitably breed movements and organizations attempting to rebel against his all powerful goddnessness, resulting in chris going god mode and killing them or brainwashing them. Chris would be the fucking mega satan of that world.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
I have it going while doing dishes. Absolutely nothing is new here. He's "delegating things to allies" also known as doing jack shit and expecting people to make things for him so he can collect money. Same old stupid bullshit merge this merge that OCs blah blah barf.
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Ikr it was so mind numbingly autistic that I had to start reading Robert louis stevenson and washington irving to keep my brain cells from drying up.
 
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