Containment Random Chris Updates

[Helenamania]

I do not think that the provisional results from the VA Department of Elections have been discussed within the context of Chris’s support for Lisa.

I say this because according to this page, there were two write-in votes from Chris’s counting district.

This raises questions if Chris actually followed through with his intentions, and encouraged Barb to do the same.

The alternative explanation is that one came from Chris, and the other was by some other person for a fringe candidate.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I do not think that the provisional results from the VA Department of Elections have been discussed within the context of Chris’s support for Lisa.

I say this because according to this page, there were two write-in votes from Chris’s counting district.

This raises questions if Chris actually followed through with his intentions, and encouraged Barb to do the same.

The alternative explanation is that one came from Chris, and the other was by some other person for a fringe candidate.

Ok I know it's a big rule not to do in threads but...


"Please barb we need Lisa simpson to be president after Trump it's for the good of da merge."


Barb is to far gone to even care about the election at this point.
"Yeah sure that's nice christian, tell your father pizza's here."

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Until pretty recently many states prohibited "lunatics and idiots" from voting, using exactly that language.

Chris is in a weird limbo where it's very obvious to anyone watching Chris that he's mentally deficient but he's fuctional enough that he can pass as high functioning, plus his local goverment likely doesn't want to waste money or time on him either if they can help it, even the court system was like 'Here go watch Winnie the Pooh and stop being a spaz'.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is in a weird limbo where it's very obvious to anyone watching Chris that he's mentally deficient but he's fuctional enough that he can pass as high functioning, plus his local goverment likely doesn't want to waste money or time on him either if they can help it, even the court system was like 'Here go watch Winnie the Pooh and stop being a spaz'.

Dramatization of Chris reaction to that

 

[Grog]

I just did some research and apparently the numbers on mortality in autism might be slightly skewed. Autism in itself does not lower natural life expectancy, however people in the autistic spectrum can be up to twice as likely to die in accidents like drowning or traumatic injury.

So statistically speaking it is likely that Chris will be found sprawled in the bathroom with his skull cracked open before his lard soaked heart performs its swan song.

Sounds accurate, remember the Unclit 2.0? Maybe there's something about autism that dulls one's perception of physical danger.

 

[Fapcop]

To Chris, he's an old man in the suit.

He did believe that magicians like Penn and Teller are actual sorcerers.

Lol! Remember when he wrote URI GELLER because he wanted to “develop his psychic powers”?!

And ended up arguing with him, because Geller basically told him to spend his time on something more useful.

I'll wait for people to make transcripts and highlight reels. I'm not listening to this retard babble about dimensions for an hour.

As someone who just listened to like 15 minutes of it, I can asssure you that this is most likely the smartest decision you’ve made all day.

CWC used to be entertainment for people with a streak of autism themselves.

Listening to his babbling these days, you need a heavy streak of masochism too.

 

[judge claude frollo]

I don't understand why Null can't quit Chris Chan. Poor guy. (Archive)

 

[GherkinRealness]

Anything apocalyptic will be rejected. It shoyld be all sunshines and rainbows.
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Many speculated that if the merge is actually happened, it'll be chaotic as hell. Literal hell

This is literally the funniest shit I've seen all week, the details are amazing. Oh god.

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I don't understand why Null can't quit Chris Chan. Poor guy. (Archive)

Brokeback Mountain feat CWCxNull

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Aw yeah Null, pimp Chris out to those interviewers!

I hope he’s at least taking a cut.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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I don't understand why Null can't quit Chris Chan. Poor guy. (Archive)

Welp, this is him just essentially running away from his responsibilities, the few that he does have... I highly doubt he genuinely thinks that he has body swapped at this point, why would "Christine" waste her time telling Sonichu about not doing any commissions or meetings whilst he's fucking around in CWCville world channelling his psychic powers. Doesn't that also contradict the evidence he was talking about in the recent interview as well, like he has something in the works for selling his comics and other stuff, was that an initiative by Sonichu prime himself, or did he not consult the swamp monster about it?

Stop the act Chris, it's just depressing and sad at this point.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

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I don't understand why Null can't quit Chris Chan. Poor guy. (Archive)

Andrew Blaze? He knows about Randy Stair the Danny Phantom ghost girl-obsessed supermarket shooter?

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't understand why Null can't quit Chris Chan. Poor guy

I believe the reason he thinks his body will be immortal was because Barb is still alive, thinking he was inherited with her genes.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Welp, this is him just essentially running away from his responsibilities, the few that he does have... I highly doubt he genuinely thinks that he has body swapped at this point, why would "Christine" waste her time telling Sonichu about not doing any commissions or meetings whilst he's fucking around in CWCville world channelling his psychic powers. Doesn't that also contradict the evidence he was talking about in the recent interview as well, like he has something in the works for selling his comics and other stuff, was that an initiative by Sonichu prime himself, or did he not consult the swamp monster about it?

Stop the act Chris, it's just depressing and sad at this point.

I find it more boring and insufferable but to each his own

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I find it more boring and insufferable but to each his own

Yeah, it’s just Chris grifting while putting in as little effort as possible, although maybe feeling entitled and being lazy is more accurate.

The only reason he can keep doing it is the enablers who feel bad for Chris even though Chris would likely cut them out his life without a second thought if they ever became even slightly inconvenient to him.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Chris is a sad, pathetic man clinging to hope that someone else will save him and make his life better.
He's been given everything he wanted and others always bail him out when he's in trouble. A person like that just can't survive on their own.

His body living for millions of years. He's going to die before his 50s.
Alone. And the only people that care are the internet historians that document his shit.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Welp, Biden officially won. Trump is in denial. Kinda reminds me of someone else who claimed their opponent won unfairly.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Andrew Blaze? He knows about Randy Stair the Danny Phantom ghost girl-obsessed supermarket shooter?

Yes, it's pretty grim, isn't it? Although, as Chris himself points out (and I believe him), he's not planning on going on a murder/suicide spree. In all honesty, though, Stairfag's view of an afterlife where he'd become a cute-but-edgy cartoon girl with a ghost vagina is but the tiniest twist of idiocy away from Chris's 'da dimensions shall merge and I will become a superbeing electric hedgehog thing'. Note that both Randy and Chris are/were devoted ponyfags as well.

 

[Tikbalang]

No mention of Trebek becoming a Sonichu, or Trebechu

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Edit: Unless you're Sockness, no human being would be aroused by the nudity of the godes

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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I don't understand why Null can't quit Chris Chan. Poor guy. (Archive)

Once you go Cwc,you can't get un-sick

 

[Crustyguy]

No mention of Trebek becoming a Sonichu, or Trebechu
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Why do speds love game shows so much?