Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

My goon riot plans:
*I grab a trowel and bricks and start laying em' super fast like sonic hedgehog until I have a building*

*Then I pull out an oversized paintbrush and a bucket "POP!" and with a few stroke's its finito "Coolio55's Adult Baby Supplies and Accessories"*

*goons appear on radar amd rush into the store all crowding around the huuge pile o' diapers in the middle and argue over who gets a diap first*

*I walk into frame* "haha suckers" *and pushes big red button remote control all the doors amd windows metal shutters come down*

*"BLAM." From out under the pile comes the giant rapping kkk robot*

*it runs a round the room hatecriming goons and making them cry with rude jokes and they all go on their phones and crypost on something awful dotcom*

Everyone on kiwifarms: Wow Coolio55 nice trolling. I will give good rating to all your posts.
 
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A little salt crossover. Color me unsurprised the Metafilter Gloomers also poison SA with their poor coping skills and eternally-online presence.

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Hello everyone, my name is Grover. I’m a lifelong Republican and served my country proudly as a contractor and building inspector. I was attacked by the radical left for constructing a home with my own bare hands. But when I see President Trump’s attacks on our norms and our military, it reminds me of the attacks I faced for “vinyl siding” and “load bearing drywall”. This November, we must put country over party and vote President Trump out. Go to www.lincolnproject.com to learn more.
 
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Terrorist said:
Hello everyone, my name is Grover. I’m a lifelong Republican and served my country proudly as a contractor and building inspector. I was attacked by the radical left for constructing a home with my own bare hands. But when I see President Trump’s attacks on our norms and our military, it reminds me of the attacks I faced for “vinyl siding” and “load bearing drywall”. This November, we must put country over party and vote President Trump out. Go to www.lincolnproject.com to learn more.
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Suicide hotline #s starting to be posted page 1151.

KF election thread is moving like 4x as fast as the goons
 
I can't even tell if this post is real.

This exact thing has been hitting me so hard tonight. I hardly ever post due to anxiety issues, but I want to post, just to get some things off of my chest in case things get too bad.

I'm in so many groups that will get hit incredibly hard if Trump gets re-elected. I was born and raised in Texas to a very emotionally abusive mom and spent most of my life sick and nearly dying multiple times, my body is now wrecked to the point that I can't do meaningful work, and I have PTSD and multiple psychoses from my life. I used to be medicated for it, but my doctor recently dropped me without warning and I can't get in with anyone else right now, and I don't want to go back to the mental facilities around here again because they're actually worthless. I got kicked out of my home back in 2016 because I lost my disability checks and healthcare until last year. I'm currently living with other members of my family, but they're huge racist, homophobic, and transphobic people and I'm not only attracted to guys, but I'm like 100% sure that I'm trans and I spend every day trying to avoid looking at my self because it's like looking at a stranger and in fear from my family if either of these things get out. My plan was to try getting my RN and LVN and try to get out of here and get a job from home doing some kind of consulting work or something, but it's looking increasingly unlikely to happen. I just had my second pulmonary embolism in my life and am having difficulty breathing, along with my leg becoming much harder to walk on, and now my blood pressure and pulse rate have skyrocketed after the PE, and my dominant hand is crippled and I can't use it, which killed my old side job of doing art commissions when my health allowed it. Even if I could get help with housing and whatever, my family probably isn't going to let me leave, I'm 32 and they treat me as useless and like I'm still a child because they're just incredibly possessive and just want me here under their thumb until the day I die "for my own good". I've actually tried to commit suicide multiple times in the past, and I'm certain that I'll try again if things get any worse.


I know it's not a real politics post, but I want people to know what their posting does, and I'm like half a bottle of bourbon deep into writing this and if nothing else, hope that someone will witness that I existed if things really do get that bad for me again.
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